the worst movie ever!

[HobbyJim]

Eragon hands down....there was so much bullshit in that movie

i forgot about that one too. It was a complete an utter ripoff of star wars if you think about it.

luke = eragon
obi-wan = jeremy irons
force = abilty to control dragons
rebels vs. evil empire = ...well rebels vs. evil empire
vader = rob carlyle/john malkovich
leia = random princess chick
destroying death star = killing big shadow dragon thingy

 

[cocoadog]

A.I

 

[CorruptCor3]

Shiloh. The whole premise of the movie was just fucking stupid.

Its basically says that if you think you could take care of something better than someone else, just go right ahead and steal it because you'll get away with it.
I don't care what anyone says, breaking the law just because you don't like someone else's methods is NOT justified.

It also helps that I am not an animal person. Fucking dog.

 

[peanutch]

I know, i own them all. That doesn't mean that they are not bad movies. Hell the evil dead movies were bad, and i thought they were great.

 

[peanutch]

Fuck if I know. I really dislike Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, though I liked Revenge of the Sith (except, you know, that little ***** Anakin just kept annoying me).

And Pulp Fiction.
What the fuck was that shit all about? And what was in the fucking suitcase?
(just kidding, don't murder me)

Everybody is down on the Phantom Menace, it was a masterpiece of cinema compared to Attack of the Clones.

 

[damocles23]

tough call between the Garbage Pail Kids Movie and Revenge of the Fallen.

 

[Angel_0A]

I just remembered one.
Probably THE worst film ever, both technically and tastefully:

Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Yuck!

 

[Jonluw]

I don't know what is the worst movie ever, but the worst one I've seen is Napoleon dynamite.

That film was horrible. I and my sister were home alone, and decided to rent a movie for the evening, and I convinced her to rent that one, due to everything I'd heard about it. We both sat in the couch for almost 2 hours, perplexed, trying to figure out what was supposed to be funny about it. That was one disappointing evening.

Edit: Oh, right, Eragon. I watched the movie and didn't understand anything. It almost put me off reading the book, that was actually quite good.

 

[RobotZombieNinja]

Probably, 2001: A Space Oddysey.

 

[Lord Krunk]

Maybe not the worst movie ever, but the worst movie I've ever seen, is called Primer. It's an independent movie about time travel, but the whole thing was incomprehensible technobabble to me. I couldn't follow the plot at all. I only learned the main characters' names in the last 10 minutes of the movie. I've seen movies with lower production values, but at least they were entertaining because of their badness. This one was just the most boring movie I've ever seen.

As seen in xkcd:

[http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/movie_narrative_charts_large.png]

Worst movie of all time? Well, I don't think I've seen it. But I'll go with the Star Wars Holiday Special all the same.

 

[Benny Blanco]

Cloverfield or Gosford Park. And yeah I know most people are gonna be like "Cloverfield was awesome! What's wrong with you?!?" An hour and a half of "Rob! Rob! ROB! ROB! ROOOOOOOOBBBB!!" That's what is wrong with me. Its my opinion, deal with it!

Totally agree. Cloverfield sucked balls. And not in a good way. I gave up after an hour because I could feel the will to live leaving my body and I needed to do something more exciting. Like my Self-Assessment Tax Return.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

There is only one choice.

O.C. Babes, and the Slasher of Zombietown!

 

[GonzoGamer]

Tron. It was soooooo boring!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT???

*sigh* i guess there could be people who don't like it,
still.... there's worse stuff out there.

Spice Girls The Movie.
Had to go to the theatre with my little sister and her friends, because mom had an "appointment".
My ass, that was a pure set up b*tch...

Okay, good. I was not the only one shocked and dismayed by that comment. That's one of my all time favorite flicks.

However, I have to take issue with your choice too. Not that Spice Girls was a great movie (I've never seen it but I'm sure it was terrible; I just have no way of knowing if it was really that much more terrible than the Hanna Montana movie which I've also never seen) but I'm sure it was just a pop culture cash in movie and you really can't count those because you expect them to be bad. Everyone expects them to be bad except the target market. Same goes with movies based on games. They don't count; it's just too easy.

I would have to go with Metropolitan. Here's a movie that really tried to be a "good film" but suffered under massive amounts of pretentiousness and terrible acting. Not to mention the screenplay depicts the lives of a group of people that probably inspired the famous t-shirt "Die Yuppie Scum." Not one of the characters is likeable: the closest thing is one girl that you just feel sorry for. I unfortunately sat through that whole movie and could not find one redeeming quality.

 

[elcamino41383]

Cloverfield or Gosford Park. And yeah I know most people are gonna be like "Cloverfield was awesome! What's wrong with you?!?" An hour and a half of "Rob! Rob! ROB! ROB! ROOOOOOOOBBBB!!" That's what is wrong with me. Its my opinion, deal with it!

Totally agree. Cloverfield sucked balls. And not in a good way. I gave up after an hour because I could feel the will to live leaving my body and I needed to do something more exciting. Like my Self-Assessment Tax Return.

Thank you for not being one of the masses on this one. You sir, get a gold star.

 

[RandyPants]

Dead Or Alive. Oh my god. The only time I came alive while watching that movie was watching those two random chicks wail on each other in the rain ....

But of course, I'd rather watch that on repeat than Twilight. Or High School Musical.

 

[nub the samurai]

Meet the Spartans... turned it off after the first 10 minutes. All the first 10 minutes were was gay jokes

 

[joemegson94]

To Metacritic!

Officially, the 2 worst movies ever are Bio-Dome and The Singing Forest. Never seen them.