The Worst place to wake up?

[Christemo]

under Chuck Norris´ foot.

 

[TopHatTim]

Bolivia...
that would just fucking suck.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

In a forrest. You can imagine the rest of the details.

 

[el_emmens]

I thought of something that girls wouldn't want

waking up at a star wars convention in the golden bikini

 

[poptart123]

In school.Creepy!

 

[Mozared]

This might've been said, didn't read the whole thread, but...

"Hello there. I want to play a game."

 

[GyroCaptain]

It took less than 30 posts for both "the morgue" and "a coffin" to find mention. Ah, this forum warms the cackles of my heart. And I do mean cackles.

I'm going to say "in someone else's body", even though that's likely been said.

 

[Kirra]

In a huge pit full of used syringes that contain hydrofluoric acid.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Earth's surface in the Matrix universe.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Any sort of lethal situation, while being televised, and naked.

 

[Sewer Rat]

To wake up from a 5 year coma, wake up, look out the window, and see a nuclear bomb about to hit the ground outside.

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

In the middle of the ocean. Open water scares me so bad.

 

[nathan-dts]

In a coffin a few feet down in the ground. Not so bad for Batman, but I can't lift all that dirt.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Inside your own Colon? Or Pancreas... Or even worse, Appendix!

 

[Cowabungaa]

In a South-Asian prison, with a person next to you of an...undetermined sex.

 

[Volstag9]

in a morgue

 

[Sevre]

In your mother-in-laws bed.

 

[sky14kemea]

An abandoned church in the middle of the night.

seconded >_<

 

[Stjimmy888]

"welcome to the Apature Science testing facility"

"...Shit!"