The Worst place to wake up?

[drakes_guardian]

The airport departure lounge with no id, having got through security the night before some how At least security was nice enough to call me a cab and charge it to the airport. (EDIT SPELLING)

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

The worst place to wake up... my ex girlfriends basement.

Amen to that brother!

Yeah, she is a sadist and into extreme bondage.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Next to Paris Hilton.

/thread

 

[Puppetmaster24]

In a field in scotland under a tree in a ditch spooning your dad, you have a soar ass, and then a strange man leans over you and says 'this film will make me millions.'

 

[LethalBargi]

well the south side where i live, if u wake up there ur ass would pobabply be hurting with 20 types of std's too

 

[LCP]

In Rapture, or C17, or Aperture. MEH

I said it once and I'll say it again. Sure, you might get killed, but look on the bright side: Everyone gets cake!

You FOOL!

The Cake is a Lie!

 

[Hazy]

In Rapture, or C17, or Aperture. MEH

I said it once and I'll say it again. Sure, you might get killed, but look on the bright side: Everyone gets cake!

You FOOL!

The Cake is a Lie!

Well.. when you put it that way... *Flee*

 

[Nickflip]

During an exam.
this has happened to me.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

a pitch dark cramped box slowly filling with water

 

[NeedAUserName]

In a bathroom underground with your foot chained to a pipe... Or in a bath full of ice, with big marks along your sides.

 

[Valiance]

waking up with your own mother next to you in your bed, after you got TOTALY wasted the night before, and having NO memory of what happened.

Spoiler: Spoilered off for bad taste.

And there's a used condom next to you.

Anyway, I think a rollercoaster track would be quite bad to wake up on, yeah?
How about mid-air with no parachute?
Normandy Beach 65 years ago?

 

[Kajt]

In a missile silo.

 

[The Great JT]

In a coffin, a mile out in the ocean.

My second option would be buried alive.

 

[traceur_]

naked, next to Amy Winehouse. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

In a cemetary. This actualy happened to me!

 

[TheMatt]

This is prolly only for my brothers from Ontario but the worst place I have ever woken up is some chicks house in frickin Quebec.

 

[Megacherv]

On a train full of people...and you have a tendency to masturbate in your sleep...

 

[Anachronism]

In a cage, with no memory of how you got there and an evil mage performing experiments on you for unknown reasons.

Kudos to those who get the reference.

 

[Satki]

In Gears of War, in a COG uniform, wearing a helmet

 

[Hazy]

In Gears of War, in a COG uniform, wearing a helmet

Being a Carmine.