The Worst place to wake up?

[jboking]

In a coffin, 6 feet under.

You're right, being buried alive would definitely suck.

Imagine if you had asked to be cremated or buried at sea.

 

[cancerbombs]

In your own bed, where's the fun in that?

 

[beyondbored]

um, waking up on a sinking oil tanker that's on fire?

 

[Markgraf]

Next to a two-bit hooker who looks like she has a myriad of STDs on her...

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

The moon?

 

[traceur_]

Naked and precariously balanced on the arm of the crucifix on top of a church steeple.

 

[traceur_]

Next to a woman you don't love with a ring on your finger.

Naked and precariously balanced on the arm of the crucifix on top of a church steeple.

What? That would be awesome.

yes but getting down without shredding your rear or generally dying would be the tricky part.

 

[bor3ds0ul]

next to a guy naked

 

[monostable]

In a dark alley, covered in sweat with a used condom up your arse

 

[goin-mad]

Waking up in my roommate's bed, with him in it. . . that'd be bad.

 

[traceur_]

Next to a woman you don't love with a ring on your finger.

Naked and precariously balanced on the arm of the crucifix on top of a church steeple.

What? That would be awesome.

yes but getting down without shredding your rear or generally dying would be the tricky part.

Nah, you wait for the firemen and laugh at the outraged priests

haha, blasphemy is fun, though shitting yourself when you wake up and look down would be awkward.

 

[Haiman]

In Rapture, or C17, or Aperture. MEH

I said it once and I'll say it again. Sure, you might get killed, but look on the bright side: Everyone gets cake!

Cake is a LIE! Just had to point that out

Waking up on Novaya Zemlya archipelago on october 30 1961 would suck.

 

[Bob_Marley42]

Naked, in a box post marked for Antartica.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

In a sharks mouth

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

About a half hour too early. That's loneliness, right there, having to occupy yourself for half an hour without waking anybody up.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

In my house. You wake up to the sound of A FUCKING BIRD CRASHING FACE-FIRST INTO YOUR WINDOW!

In all seriousness though, an operating table. Imagine the cold dread as the doctor brandishes a fuckton of surgery equipment, and starting the procedure without anesthetic..

 

[Kryten1029a]

Next to Paris Hilton!