The Worst place to wake up?

[VTSK]

In hell, I'd imagine.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Got drunk and passed out, woke up 2 days later in a locked toilet in a locked shopping center at 5am, and I had no shirt or shoes. I have no idea what happened, and my friends said I walked out of the party and that's all they remember.

It was HORRIBLE.

 

[Sev72]

Anywhere without pants...

 

[stewart34]

In the back of a red Van. Then later to find out it was only your friend's van

 

[BIGB0SS]

in the middle of the sea or in the hell

 

[Amplify]

In a coffin.

6 feet under.

Sharing it with a partially decomposed body.

 

[Hazy]

In a coffin.

6 feet under.

Sharing it with a partially decomposed body.

Woah.. it's like I'm talking to myself here.

 

[Emptor]

in an aperture science research facility

Sure, you might get killed. But on the plus side, everyone gets cake!

Cake...the true purpose of life

Amen.

My good god You are making it too easy to say the cake is a lie,but I am more mature then that and will not stoop to such low low thingamathingas.
It's the pie that is a lie.

 

[BlackKraken]

In a pool of blood, around many bodies...

Oh wait, that wasn't that bad, nevermind.

 

[AkJay]

Ex's House... or next to Ex's Mom....

 

[Novacain4862]

With my Gf's mom naked, a horse, a lawn gnome, 3lbs of lube, a cup of partially drank coffee, and a lemon wedge.

 

[quack35]

Breckenridge, Colorado.

 

[ExaltedK9]

With my Gf's mom naked, a horse, a lawn gnome, 3lbs of lube, a cup of partially drank coffee, and a lemon wedge.

.....whats the lemon wedge for?

 

[Novacain4862]

With my Gf's mom naked, a horse, a lawn gnome, 3lbs of lube, a cup of partially drank coffee, and a lemon wedge.

.....whats the lemon wedge for?

What's it not for? Get with the program.

 

[NotAPie]

On a raft in the middle of the ocean with no shoes and torn pants.
Dude...That would really suck.

 

[ExaltedK9]

With my Gf's mom naked, a horse, a lawn gnome, 3lbs of lube, a cup of partially drank coffee, and a lemon wedge.

.....whats the lemon wedge for?

What's it not for? Get with the program.

You're gonna have to be more specific...no on second thought ignorance is bliss...

 

[NotAPie]

Wakeing up in Silent Hill, with Pyramid Head putting his clothes on.
PH: That was some night huh?
You: (INSERT YOUR REPSONSE HERE)