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KungFuMaster

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MaxTheReaper said:
KungFuMaster said:
I saw that commercial...it was like an over-sized robe turned around backwards...

Sham-wow. A chamois is a chamois is a chamois, fer chrissakes...unfortunately, my wife was suckered in...

Also, anything Billy Mays sells that isn't Oxy Clean.

Chef Tony, avoid the fucker like the plague.
That is exactly what it fucking is. It's a huge robe turned backwards, and anyone stupid enough to buy it needs to be shot. Twice.
Because sometimes they come back...again.

*Hangs head in shame* Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
 

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cuddly_tomato said:
Obama towel holder [http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vt_related_1&listing_id=20061625].
well at least the towels arn't held on obama's head.
 

Chicago Ted

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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs&feature=channel_page

Vince is back, this time with another stupid product!

"Your gunna love my nuts"

"pops open like that, like a butterfly"

"Tacos,fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini"
 

Mr0llivand3r

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the Ped-Egg.

how the FUCK do you advertise for something that shaves your feet like a cheese grater?
and the shot where they dump out the foot filings into the trash just makes me want to puke in my soup
 

Incompl te

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Chicago Ted said:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs&feature=channel_page

Vince is back, this time with another stupid product!

"Your gunna love my nuts"

"pops open like that, like a butterfly"

"Tacos,fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini"
Memorable Quotes

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life"
"Your gunna love my nuts"
"pops open like that, like a butterfly"
"This is making me cry and making you cry"
" Life is hard as it is you dont wanna cry anymore"
" Were gunna make America skinny again, one slap at a time"
"Tacos,fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini"
 

Fightgarr

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The reason that I don't say anything about Vince and his product endorsement is because of how shitty his life has been. He was originally trying to make connections and make a film through scientology and its connections. Some higher-ups decided basically to start to a smear campaign on him and blacklisted him within the religion. All his friends, connections and jobs were part of that. Then he became a Sham Wow salesman, starting at the bottom, now he's the spokesperson. I actually have a degree of respect for the guy.
 

themadhacker

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i know i might get chewed out for this one, but as George Carlin once said: "i heard they were coming out with disposible douche, and what i want to know is, who would keep it in the first place?!?"

its true though, words and names we give to products are becoming less and less relevent to the actual purpose. Eventually, everything will be called the "super jumbo deluxe!"

just goes to show you, media is retarded.

T Mad
 

KungFuMaster

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MaxTheReaper said:
KungFuMaster said:
MaxTheReaper said:
KungFuMaster said:
I saw that commercial...it was like an over-sized robe turned around backwards...

Sham-wow. A chamois is a chamois is a chamois, fer chrissakes...unfortunately, my wife was suckered in...

Also, anything Billy Mays sells that isn't Oxy Clean.

Chef Tony, avoid the fucker like the plague.
That is exactly what it fucking is. It's a huge robe turned backwards, and anyone stupid enough to buy it needs to be shot. Twice.
Because sometimes they come back...again.

*Hangs head in shame* Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
Ah-ha, but I never said where they should be shot. There's hardly any point in punishing someone for stupidity if they die instantly.
Ball and socket joints, one in shoulder, one in the hip!
 

Incompl te

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I have found SHAM-WOW man's new career

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_eaE-_GDbmQ&feature=channel
 
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The Ped-Egg, never have i actually thought about buying it, it just seems like a terrible idea.
Basically, for those who've never heard about it, the ped-egg is pretty much a cheese grater for your feet,
which handily holds the grated skin in a compartment, for later use.
My friend tells me his dad uses a file instead. Both i think are bad ideas.
Ugh
 

Bowl Full

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Girls Gone Wild.

"Not Giving a Fuck" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8 ) Too many bad side effects.

Miley Cyrus album.

Banana holder. The ones that fit AROUND the banana. It looks like something a porn star masturbates with because just bananas aren't good enough anymore.

Segway. I was in the mall and a bobby (policeman) was on one. He looked bloody retarded. Ugh.
 

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I think the worst product ever is Mac computers--because of the Apple's Mac VS PC commercial line. I don't hate the computers myself (I wouldn't use it because anything Apple costs twice the price it should be), but damn, those commercials drives me to a rage only rivaled by fanboys and 12 years-old, mouth-breathers who just got owned.
 

vivadelkitty

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http://failblog.org/2009/01/20/life-fail/#comments

This...rather sad, imo, if you need this CD, it's probably too late.
 

the_tramp

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Chicago Ted said:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs&feature=channel_page
Am I the only one that actually wants to buy one of these?
I'm from the UK, and shopping channels are quite a rare/on obscure channels and at strange times so I'm not used to this form of advertising so I suppose that is exactly what they want.