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Deschamps

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We're not allowed to take food outside of the cafeteria, though it's not hard to sneak it out. It's understandable when the garbage starts to pile up in the halls, but what bothers me is that our principal seems to have nothing better to do than stand at the caf doors for the entire lunch period and keep watch. I liked our old principal better.
 

Ultrasnail

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my school has a rule staying that you can get suspended for being within 3 inches of a member of the opposite sex. even if your of school grounds some teachers complain.

although this is a real rule i dont think any one has ever been suspended.

unrelated story... in class i finished all my work for the coarse with a month or so to go before the end of term so i decided that id help other people finish so i had someone to talk to (not allowed music, another stupid rule) any way im helping out my friends who are behind and i get detention... there were even people in the class that hasn't even started the work.

meh it was a stupid lesson, i got best in my class and i spent half my time making dirty jokes.
 

US Crash Fire

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when i was deployed the speed limit on base was 10 kph! (or 6 mph for my fellow americans).
which was why we walked everywhere.

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the worst part was we still had vehicle accidents.
 

Daedalus1942

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IxionIndustries said:
The dress code that they started pushing upon us in the 4th grade.

pimppeter2 said:
The end of dodgeball. Ohh humanity, this is where you went wrong.
.....This too.
Anyone who hates dodgeball isn't human!
How the hell did you quote someone who posted AFTER you? :S
 

Brnin8

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No MP3s were aloud at the crappy school I went to for grade 8. It hurt me for reasons that any observer of my avatar could see.
EDIT: also one teacher told me to take off my hat while I was getting ready to leave AFTER the dismissle bell had rang... Although teacher was an idiot.
 

MasterSqueak

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Ack-ack said:
try rule about the amount of food you can take and no leaving school ground policy, in one school they called the cops because one student too one too many fishsticks
What did the cops do? Eat the extra fishstick?
 

Pielikey

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In elementary, there was an asshole who would play with us (Capture the flag).
He always sucked, and eventually he told the teacher. Then they changed the rules so that we couldn't play Capture the Flag.
Happened again with Tag. And we can't let him NOT play with us because then, he'd still tell the teacher.


My Elementary school really sucked. Of course, it was a re purposed jail. (Brick walls, metal window frames, all it needed were bars over the windows. Many people have mistaken it for prison.)

Oh the scars of my childhood... *shudder*
 

Skuffyshootster

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The school I went to used to have pool parties at a local country club at the end of the year. Of course, some dumbass who couldn't swim decided to jump into the deep end and drowned. Now pool parties are banned throughout the whole county.
 

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Guitar Gamer said:
no hats inside
now hear me out, this was NOT a classy school, it's primary function was that half of the budget went to special needs, that includes repairs and equipment. I could go on but I wont, anyways the heating was controlled in a building that was 50 km away so when we are sitting in 10[sup][sup]0[/sup][/sup]C temperature's we CAN'T wear a Took because there is no hats inside
Dude I know how you feel, my school system is fucking poor. First almost all of our money goes to SPED where kids get 24 hour care from of school funds. Heating isn't turned on until mid December and there is no air conditioning. We get no money from the bailout because our three towns don't spend enough money on the school. We have some psycho teachers that can't be fired because they are a) backed up by the teachers union b) tenured so they are tied in by contract. It's fucking pathetic how they run the school, the superintended has his hand so far up his as its coming out of his mouth. /rant

OT: Can't draw guns, ya. In 4th grade I was into drawing MECH's, power suits and guns. Well my psychotic teacher found out because a little ***** told on me. Had a parent teacher conference with my mother, with me in the class and an assistant teacher watching as I bolled my eyes out (I was 10). Then about a month later she accused my mother of beating me because I had a fat lip from my brother. Long story short my mom snapped at her and all credibility was lost.

hubertw47 said:
Ah yes i know one.
School just ended and i was leaving, as i was walkig through the gates i took out my headpones and just then a techer came over and said:
Te"hand over the headphones"
me"why?"
Te"you took out those headphones on school propety"
Me"No i took them out outside the school"
Te*Points to ground*"you were passing through the gates, thats school property"

This is just because it was an ***** of a teacher.
Don't tell me you gave them to her...
 

Skuffyshootster

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HG131 said:
Echer123 said:
The school I went to used to have pool parties at a local country club at the end of the year. Of course, some dumbass who couldn't swim decided to jump into the deep end and drowned. Now pool parties are banned throughout the whole county.
Dude, he's dead. Give him a break. Do you WANT him to haunt you?
Let him haunt me if he wants. I have the ghostbusters on speed dial.
 

Helmet

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Fat Man Spoon said:
sasquatch99 said:
we had to were school ties in case 'school inspectors turned up' yeah, great, impress them with ties while the rest of the school is a steaming pile of dog doo.
But I like the ties...

My school has a thing for sending people home for having 'the wrong hair colour'.
I got sent home one day in my junior year for having hair that was an "unnatural color." It was a bright red, almost orange. The same color hair my dad has. Naturally, I might add.

Went to school the next day with my hair dyed gray. Try and tell me that's not natural, fuckers!
 

Guitar Gamer

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dkuch said:
Guitar Gamer said:
no hats inside
now hear me out, this was NOT a classy school, it's primary function was that half of the budget went to special needs, that includes repairs and equipment. I could go on but I wont, anyways the heating was controlled in a building that was 50 km away so when we are sitting in 10[sup][sup]0[/sup][/sup]C temperature's we CAN'T wear a Took because there is no hats inside
Dude I know how you feel, my school system is fucking poor. First almost all of our money goes to SPED where kids get 24 hour care from of school funds. Heating isn't turned on until mid December and there is no air conditioning. We get no money from the bailout because our three towns don't spend enough money on the school. We have some psycho teachers that can't be fired because they are a) backed up by the teachers union b) tenured so they are tied in by contract. It's fucking pathetic how they run the school, the superintended has his hand so far up his as its coming out of his mouth. /rant

OT: Can't draw guns, ya. In 4th grade I was into drawing MECH's, power suits and guns. Well my psychotic teacher found out because a little ***** told on me. Had a parent teacher conference with my mother, with me in the class and an assistant teacher watching as I bolled my eyes out (I was 10). Then about a month later she accused my mother of beating me because I had a fat lip from my brother. Long story short my mom snapped at her and all credibility was lost.
ah another Nazi teacher, those are common around here, I had a teacher who got royally pissed at me and almost broke into anger induced tears when
I defaced myself in a picture of the class on a trip which was handed to everyone in the class, thus it belonged to me and she was mad because I drew a mustache on myself
 

MrSnugglesworth

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Victory7 said:
VeX1le said:
That is the no hitting rule in school. you know the bully hits you etc. and you get pissed off and boom hit the bully in the face. then boom instant detention and maybe expulsion.
I remember asking the Principal in my 7th grade class about this when he was doing a lecture in front of the entire 3rd hour. I asked, "What if you're jumped by multiple people, and the only way to even go for help is to fight?" To which he responded, "Fights always build up, so what would happen could be prevented, therefore you also will be to blame for not asking for help sooner." Before my jaw could drop, I asked, "Okay, so, what if the kid is small and the bullies just decided to start beating him up?" After stuttering like the fat bastard he was for a moment, he said some stupid cop-out statement like, "Then he should go for help-next question please." Am I the only one who thinks public schools should be burned to the ground?
My public school is way better than yours. Or atleast worse in a different way. My principle would have said "Wait til Officer Jenkins gets there and PEPPER SPRAYS THEM, HELL YEAH!" before throwing up the shocker and slapping his cock in the secretaries face.
 

TMAN10112

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The NY Assault Weapons Ban (Combine with Title 18 USC § 922(r) for most confusing results).

Seriously, I've been studying these laws for the last week like I was preparing to take an SAT, and I'm still not 100% sure what's legal or not.
 

AvsJoe

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Has anyone heard of the rule in one of the districts in Florida that bans running during recess? I heard a rumour and I want confirmation.

Also I can't tell you off-hand what the worst rule I've had to suffer under is. Maybe it's the rule involving sentences ending in a preposition. As you can tell I suck at following that one. The best rule/law, however, is Godwin's Law. I f-king love that law!