The Worst Song You've Ever Heard

[TheUninspiredMuse]

Anything by Justin Bieber >.<

Bah, ninja'd. I also find the hatred for Ke$ha amusing, considering I play her somewhat frequently, or rather use to.

Edit: Hah, two other artists in Lady Gaga and Paramore I fancy I have been mentioned. Oh my music taste would horrify some here due to the immense randomness of it.

I too have a random taste in music.....xD

 

[Allison Chainz]

I like Kesha. Nothing brilliant about anything she does, but most of it's just good dancing music. At least her lyrics tell a coherent story, which is more than I can say about a lot of popular acts. Paparazzi is the only Lady Gaga song I really like, but the Love Game remix with Marilyn Manson is pretty cool.

Anime definitely gets my vote for worst song in this thread. Most of the others were at least funny or had a good beat. Anime just plain sucks.

 

[SarcasminBloom]

Oh wait sorry, that's the wrong end of the spectrum. Try this instead.


The original song is awesome...but this rendition...haha.

 

[Astoria]

Diamonds aren't forever by Bring Me the Horizon. I don't even know if that's supposed to be a song or just randoms screams accompanied by random guitar riffs.

 

[Yokai]

My general opinion of contemporary music is that 90% of everything is the worst song I've ever heard. Ironically and horrifically, pretty much anything that makes it into the iTunes top ten will doubtless make me feel like someone's taking a dump on my brain.

So, Ke$ha, Soulja Boy, Kanye West, that Bieber creature, the Black-Eyed Peas, and about seven hundred and eighty other bands. I say this because these artists have never produced a single song that was worth even recognizing as music, let alone enjoying. They are an insult to the idea of music, and in a perfect world would have faded into obscurity and ridicule. Sadly, this imperfect world keeps shitting on my neurons.

... it is a feat of epic proposition when I dislike a song, because I listen to literally everything and generally have a huge tolerance, even for bad music. This... this is beyond words.

And now my poor, abused brain has been hauled bodily into a dark alleyway and sexually abused in strange and unspeakable ways.

It's like the infrasound phenomenon, the way a sound at the right frequency can trigger feelings of terror and hallucinations, except Soulja Boy somehow managed a frequency that elicits feelings of murderous psychopathy and causes strokes and actual brain death. Jesus god. Someone load this man into a rocket and fire him into space, for the good of civilization as a whole.

 

[Bernzz]

Diamonds aren't forever by Bring Me the Horizon. I don't even know if that's supposed to be a song or just randoms screams accompanied by random guitar riffs.

It's actually amazing and you know it.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

Ugh...

Danm ninja! lol

Um how about this then


Just no /

 

[Propergood]

Human, by the Killers. I haven't heard such terrible lyrics since's Sade's "wouldn't like to see a ghost ... rather have a piece of toast" fiasco.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I can't remember the name but I thought they were a parody of a "christian" band at first. All I remember was that they were on Letterman on a night I'd accidently left the tv on. It had pathetically bland instrumentals. It had four guys one going "HEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEy" whilst the other three just chanted jesus over and over. Of course they were also slapping tambourines about.

 

[Eatbrainz]

I love how almost all of these posts have been on new age bands.

OT: Bonkers by Dizzy Rascal

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

One of the funniest (Unintentionally, so also worst) songs I've ever heard is the song "Fuck Compton" by Tim Dog. Highlights include:

-People randomly swinging lights on wires around the background.
-His voice cracking while rapping a line.
-Incorrectly calling the entire subject of the diss, Compton, a city.
-Singing in a ridiculously high pitched voice to mock singer Michel'le.

Enjoy...


EDIT: How could I forget:

I'm so bad, I whipped Superman's ass!