The worst thing that could be made into a VIDEO-GAME

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MichaelH

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Spivsy said:
Nigel's father was a great apricot named Micheal. King of all apricots in fact. Unfortunately, Micheal was a terrible tactician and sold all his land to a muller fruit corner yoghurt. Now Nigel is left to play repetitive minigames in order to buy enough rope to pull Micheal out of a hole for some reason.
And not a metaphorical hole, he actually fell down a hole.
holeholehole.
Well...

*ponders*

Still makes more sense than Katamari.
 

Cyberius

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assembly line the video game, you do the same motion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... you get it...
 

AndiGravity

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Ah, let's see how many more tasteless and awful concepts for video games I can come up with.

"Schizophrenia Island, Deluxe Edition. Includes bonus game: Taunt the Autistic"
"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys in Escape from Neverland Ranch"
"Calendar Watcher"
"Ultimate Bishie Battle Extreme"
"Uwe Boll's M-azing Monster Moviemaker Machine"
"CornNuts!"
"Deliverance, the Video Game"
"Rampage, the Fast Food Mascot Edition"
"Pimp My Roid"
"Mobile Suit Fullmetal Narutoball the 3rd"
"Guitar Hero 4: Legends of the Coffee Shop"
"Televangelist Smackdown"
"Terminator Alien Batman vs. Robocop Predator Green Lantern"
"Aqua Man Antarctica" *

Sigh, and unfortunately this next one is true...

"Mortal Kombat vs. DC"

(*Come to think of it, Aqua Man frozen in a block of ice for the entire game might actually be an improvement over the original game. How about a Namor game? It's been entirely too long since we've heard from Namor the Submariner.)
 

the monopoly guy

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uwe boll the game
its like that game where you make movies, but you ahve to get the license to the game, make the game, then you must watch your atrocius creation and say you are making a politcal statement. you only loose of you brush your teeth (seriously)

Halo:grunt wars (you play as the grunts)
silent hill: the flood (you fight the flood, with a two by for-but no more pyramid heads!)
guitar hero 4:air guitar!
mall cop: defenders of sears
track and feild 2: peg leg
historey channel: ...oh wait...sh*t nevermind thats been done...for real...2 times

*ah damn you jsut beat me andigravity
 

Falcon_Punch

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How about AIDS? Or cancer!

Cancer Killer, an FPS with health in mind!

Shoot white blood cells at mutated blood cells, go for the combo kill!
 

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Cyberius said:
assembly line the video game, you do the same motion over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and... you get it...
That would rock on the wii. It'd come with a free wrist brace accessory.

captainwillies said:
paris hilton the video game. you start of in jail and you gotta get out by sucking of the guards.
If that's not already some low-quality flash game floating around Newgrounds, I'll give you a house.
 

Johnn Johnston

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Third Life.

Basically Second Life, except you watch your character play a video game where they make themselves look like more like a twat than usual.
 

TJ rock 101

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Indigo_Dingo said:
High School Musical : FPS Edition
And that's a bad game WHY?

I mean, seriously, why don't you want to shoot Zac Efron where it hurts?
high school musical is the worst idea to crawl out of the void of stupidity and into a dudes head and convince him its a good idea to make the film....
we should imprison it from whence it came!
 

MichaelH

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TJ rock 101 said:
Lord Krunk said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
High School Musical : FPS Edition
And that's a bad game WHY?

I mean, seriously, why don't you want to shoot Zac Efron where it hurts?
high school musical is the worst idea to crawl out of the void of stupidity and into a dudes head and convince him its a good idea to make the film....
we should imprison it from whence it came!
Ah, but he's rich and you're...here. :D
 

DarthKaos666

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I would have to say that Schindler's List would probably be the worst movie to make a game about. It could only be one of two things:

1. Boring as hell.

or

2. More offensive than any other game ever made.