3rd World Farmer!
wait a minute...
http://www.3rdworldfarmer.com/
saw this in the 'most additive games' thread.
wait a minute...
http://www.3rdworldfarmer.com/
saw this in the 'most additive games' thread.
The worst thing that could be made into a VIDEO-GAME
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Spoiled Celebrity's Assistant the Game:
A game where you go on millions of timed pointless quests to satisfy a big name celebrity who never appreciates you.
Game play includes:
Fetching bagels, bottled water, caviar, and whatever else they get the craving for.
Keeping the paparazzi at bay.
Scheduling meetings with agents, publicists, expensive salons, and lawyers.
Get designer drugs for lavish party.
Cleaning up after their lavish parties.
Bribing guests to keep quite about indiscretions committed during those lavish parties.
Look after purse dog when it is not being used as an accessory.
Listen to celebrity whine about problems.
Talk celebrity out of committing suicide because "nobody understands them" (optional).
A game where you go on millions of timed pointless quests to satisfy a big name celebrity who never appreciates you.
Game play includes:
Fetching bagels, bottled water, caviar, and whatever else they get the craving for.
Keeping the paparazzi at bay.
Scheduling meetings with agents, publicists, expensive salons, and lawyers.
Get designer drugs for lavish party.
Cleaning up after their lavish parties.
Bribing guests to keep quite about indiscretions committed during those lavish parties.
Look after purse dog when it is not being used as an accessory.
Listen to celebrity whine about problems.
Talk celebrity out of committing suicide because "nobody understands them" (optional).
Murphy's Law: The Game.
Everything you try to do fails. The entire process is an exercise in futility. The game is a hostile entity that hates you personally and will continually strive to make your life torture.
Could also be Sim Sim, where you are a helpless sim trying to survive despite the asshole user's attempts to delete your bathrooms and set your shit on fire.
Everything you try to do fails. The entire process is an exercise in futility. The game is a hostile entity that hates you personally and will continually strive to make your life torture.
Could also be Sim Sim, where you are a helpless sim trying to survive despite the asshole user's attempts to delete your bathrooms and set your shit on fire.
Mmmm... lessee.
If memory serves the smurfs have had several games, or at least a couple for the SNES. This information may be faulty though, I haven't looked at those Nintendo Power back issues in forever.
Regarding Aquaman...depends. The old tights-wearing Aquaman, or the new "I have a hook for a hand and I can give you a lethal seizure because you evolved from marine life and retain some of the important brain bits" Aquaman? Because the new version could be badass.
There are so many great ideas for horrible games here already that I'm not sure if I can think of one to add (my mind is still actively rejecting Ann Coulter's Bikini Beach Volleyball)...The Snorks, perhaps? No, I think they had a SNES game too...
Well damn. All I can think of is a game called "Sewage Master" where you have to document different types of feces and other waste. The enemies are animated waste product given life via toxic runoff!
wait...crap Godzilla did it already.
Heh, I forgot about this thing for an hour or so and suddenly there are three pages.
And Sim Sim, with slight modification, sounds like a great idea for a survival horror game.
If memory serves the smurfs have had several games, or at least a couple for the SNES. This information may be faulty though, I haven't looked at those Nintendo Power back issues in forever.
Regarding Aquaman...depends. The old tights-wearing Aquaman, or the new "I have a hook for a hand and I can give you a lethal seizure because you evolved from marine life and retain some of the important brain bits" Aquaman? Because the new version could be badass.
There are so many great ideas for horrible games here already that I'm not sure if I can think of one to add (my mind is still actively rejecting Ann Coulter's Bikini Beach Volleyball)...The Snorks, perhaps? No, I think they had a SNES game too...
Well damn. All I can think of is a game called "Sewage Master" where you have to document different types of feces and other waste. The enemies are animated waste product given life via toxic runoff!
wait...crap Godzilla did it already.
Heh, I forgot about this thing for an hour or so and suddenly there are three pages.
And Sim Sim, with slight modification, sounds like a great idea for a survival horror game.
National Smelling Contest 2: Mouth Invasion
Compete against other people around the world in a virtual smelling competition! Now with online capabilities and tasting competitions, too!
It's basically the image of a blindfold over the screen with an input box at the bottom asking what it is your character is smelling or tasting.
Compete against other people around the world in a virtual smelling competition! Now with online capabilities and tasting competitions, too!
It's basically the image of a blindfold over the screen with an input box at the bottom asking what it is your character is smelling or tasting.