nothing to bad, just threw up the last thing I ate in front of this girl I was talking to and she freaked out thinking it was blood, it was actually some cherry cheese cake. I have seen my friends do way worse, one of them disappeared for a bit then we found him at a grocery store humping an M&M stand of the the Green M&M from the commercials
The worst thing to happen to you at a party?
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After one of my first really drunken party, i called the cutest girl in the room a cow ( i still to this day have no idea why, i had some thought of giving a compliment of how pretty she was, but i didnt want to be to obious...), threw up in the toilet ,forgot to lock so she ( of course ) saw me on my knees puking my guts out,
decided i call it a night, fell to sleep on the 45 minutes trainride home ,woke up and had filled the inside of my thick winterjacket with puke and in that shape i had to walk for another 45 minutes home....
decided i call it a night, fell to sleep on the 45 minutes trainride home ,woke up and had filled the inside of my thick winterjacket with puke and in that shape i had to walk for another 45 minutes home....
LMAO XD!pyros550 said:
Well, if we're being honest, there was a party up my auntie's, all was going well, I'd just broken up with my girlfriend and the drinks and good conversation were a big help. However, my auntie's next door neighbour kept overtly flirting with me, she was twenty-something with an immensely dull husband and kept squeezing my knee and kissing me on the cheek.
That in mind, I'd brought my friend to this party and we both had to stay in the flirty neighbour's house because there wasn't enough room in my auntie's, he threw up on me so I carried him up to bed, dropped him and went back downstairs to pour myself a glass of water to take to bed (cause drink seriously dehydrates me)
Now bearing in mind my friend and I had drunk 2 bottles of wine each, I was steaming. I went into the kitchen to see the flirty neighbour making herself a cup of tea, one thing led to another and we ended up doing the deed in the garden (as we thought her husband wouldn't hear) we were gravely muistaken, he heard us and came charging downstairs and down the long path into her back garden, I had time to put all my clothes on except my boxers and ran away.
I was too ashamed to go back and face my auntie/mother so I turned my phone off, walked back into Cardiff (which took the best part of the night) got into Cardiff, had a double bacon xl cheeseburger from Burger King, went wondering around the shops for most of the day, couldn't face going home, I stayed in Cardiff drinking most of the night, went back to the hotel room of a guy I met in Walkabout (a bar and yeah, risky, I know) but I left with my arse in tact and finally grew the balls to catch a train home.
My friend pissed himself laughing, my mother didn't speak to me for like a month and my auntie still won't speak to me...it's been 2 years.
So yeah, that's the worst thing that ever happened to me at a party...
...I never got my boxers back XD
Recently I was dancing (grinding) with a chick who I was guaranteed to hook up with. Her friend tried to pull her away and I told her to fuck off. Long story short: 2 Pissed off chicks = Beer on my face and blue balls
Nearly dying from alcohol poisoning was not fun. The next day I couldn't move for hours and when I could I had some melon that was left in the fridge, threw up and passed out again.
On the way home from the party, I was with some friends and one of them brought out the water pipe he had with him so we could smoke some. Unfortunately, something with that water pipe or the tobacco must've been messed up, 'cause shortly after we started smoking I got a really uneasy feeling in my stomach, and I was still half drunk, so you can probably see where this is going.
Short version, I puked, and still get teased sometimes to this day.
Okay, it's not that bad, but I'm not really that crazy a party animal anyway.
...of course, babysitting my friend while we were practically in the middle of a street party and he had just puked, is pretty low on my list of happy memories too. Dumb sonuvabitch shouldn't have had so much cheap vodka. I had to protect from the other drunks who kept wanting to grab him by the shoulders and shake him, which would probably just have led to a repeat of previous events, for 2 hours, and then get him home safely once he could walk again, which was pretty damn hard. Escpecially since I had school early next morning. *sigh*
Short version, I puked, and still get teased sometimes to this day.
Okay, it's not that bad, but I'm not really that crazy a party animal anyway.
...of course, babysitting my friend while we were practically in the middle of a street party and he had just puked, is pretty low on my list of happy memories too. Dumb sonuvabitch shouldn't have had so much cheap vodka. I had to protect from the other drunks who kept wanting to grab him by the shoulders and shake him, which would probably just have led to a repeat of previous events, for 2 hours, and then get him home safely once he could walk again, which was pretty damn hard. Escpecially since I had school early next morning. *sigh*
I worked new years last year, Imagine the scene. Sat on your own in a windowless office, overnight, All you hear at 00:00 is the thudding off fireworks going off.ExodusinFlames said:I think I remembered my worst.
Drinking myself sober. Worst way to spend a New Years party.
Worst New years. Ever.
/depressive.
My worst stories are all christmas works parties involving drunken dances, Epic fail.
Actually having to go to a party. I don't drink at all and for some reason watching people get drunk isn't all that entertaining. Besides parties cut into my gaming and genral loafing around too much.
Haha! Oh and the guy who slept with his auntie's friend is well the winner. Anyhoo, I guess it would be this one party where I got horribly drunk and stoned, so much so I had to be carried home by my friends (only 5mins away), but not before I managed to kick off some car's wing mirrors that was parked on the street. When I got back I immediately went to throw up in the toilet, fell asleep with my head wrapped round the bowl. Later, my mum found me and put me to bed. In the night I threw up in my sleep, which is particularly bad as my mother's cousin died from this, so I had a pretty stern talk in the morning. Was still a good party though!son_of_khorne said:
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Not really a party, but a huge group of us while I was at college decided to go to some club, probably around fourty of us. Well, while there I was playing pool and someone motioned for me to look out on the dance floor where I was unpleasantly surprised to find one of my best friends making out with the girl I was hooking up with.
Later he told me he only did it to prove she wasn't looking to settle down in a relationship. Worked I guess, cause I never got with her after that.
Later he told me he only did it to prove she wasn't looking to settle down in a relationship. Worked I guess, cause I never got with her after that.
One night was going pretty swimmingly for me. I was drinking and chilling with my friends. Then I realize one of my friends going into the wrong room to use the bathroom. I run to go stop her but I was to late. She opened the door to find two people having sex. What I saw was the back end of a guy, hole and backside of package. Ruined night.
I was having a party at my friends house and on of my friends was talking to me about a girl at the party that he wanted to date. He was too scared and ended up drinking a couple bottles of beer before going up to her and puking on her shoes. Ashamed he ran away, leaving me to explain to the girl that he was trying to be a nice guy and got her to help me look for my friend.
Then after a good 10 minutes of looking, (It was a Big house) we ended up in the host's bedroom only to find him using the host's computer to jerk off to disturbing furry porn. I then drank myself stupid trying and failing to forget that disturbing image, and now for the past 5 months he's been telling me he was drunk and it wasn't his fault. As for the girl that he was trying to date, she got disgusted and hasn't talked to me or my friend since then.
That is probably the weirdest thing to happen to me at a party, and probably the worst too.
Then after a good 10 minutes of looking, (It was a Big house) we ended up in the host's bedroom only to find him using the host's computer to jerk off to disturbing furry porn. I then drank myself stupid trying and failing to forget that disturbing image, and now for the past 5 months he's been telling me he was drunk and it wasn't his fault. As for the girl that he was trying to date, she got disgusted and hasn't talked to me or my friend since then.
That is probably the weirdest thing to happen to me at a party, and probably the worst too.