The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[clicketycrack]

We have all had those moments when we just totally stuck our foot in our mouth and haven't even realised it until we see everybody elses faces change to a look of anger/confusion/pity. A lot of these moments it seems, happen when somebody has just died. Share some bad experiences or just be imaginative and think of the worst possible thing you could say after a recent death.

I would have to say "so it goes". It may be funny to the people that didn't know them, but it would just seem in poor taste to everybody else.

 

[wrecker77]

I am glad ____ is dead.

Its not clever, but then again it doesnt have to be.

 

[Neonbob]

DAMN!
I can't believe I lost the bet.
Why couldn't he have died in a massive wreck on the highway involving an excavator?
I mean, a heart attack?
Lame.

 

[axia777]

Laughing. That shit will get you the Evil Eye.

 

[Soulgaunt]

I want my five dollars, *****!
*Jumps into coffin.

 

[Stickynote74]

"Who's this thingy for?"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

"So hows *insert name of dead person* been?"

 

[Sassafrass]

I want my five dollars, *****!
*Jumps into coffin.

This, and also "Time for NAKED TWISTER!"

 

[Souplex]

Jims wife was good in bed.

 

[Godavari]

" was a dick."

 

[Nmil-ek]

You know those really annoying old relatives that always say "your next" at weddings well that in reverse.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"... Who's the dead broad?"

 

[Jon Etheridge]

"Now that you're dead do you mind if I screw your wife?"

or "Does anyone else here smell rotting flesh?"

Which in the first episode of Apocalypse Lane Steve actually suggest that they eat a guy.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Where are the sandwichs?

 

[slyeye]

Look he moved!

 

[Jedoro]

Peanut butter jelly time!

 

[newguy77]

"FINALLY! Now I get my freaking inheritance!"

 

[Aqualung]

"I probably should have told him that it was flammable before he went and did that, huh?"

 

[skitzo van]

"Man she was a slut."

 

[Brnin8]

The food here is AMAZING! I'm glad animals die so we can eat them... MMMMmmm dead things...
Yeah I think that about sums it up.