The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[itsnotyouitsme]

"2 goths getting married, it's just a must see"

 

[Mr.Pandah]

If he was a gardner..."Guess hes pushing up daisies".

 

[fer1wi]

"I swear, I thought that shit wasn't loaded/real!"

While it might be bad to say at a funeral, it has to be in a comedy.

 

[Faps]

"Man, funerals really turn me on"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pshhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It's not something to say, but opening a beverage during or after the service is being said.

 

[lizards]

stand over the coffin start laughing yell "high 5" then stop and look horrified and then just look back at the coffin then yell "O MY GOD, ITS ALIVE" then run out

 

[Insanum]

SHIT! HE JUST WON THE GAME! Meanwhile we all just lost the game...again ¬¬

Or

Who gets to take the Wake Buffet Home? (which my family recently said at a funeral. I say my family, My aunties & uncles, Not my immediate family. And i also dont speak to any of them for that exact reason)

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"Do you guys have those mini hot dog things?"

 

[Prideful Heretic]

....Can I have his shoes?

 

[dududf]

Damn now I'll never find his dead alien whore collection and his crack stash. =[

 

[Robert632]

no big loss.

say that directly to the mother's face and you'll be the next " non-big loss".

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

"PWNED!"

 

[Contun]

Bust through the window and yell "OH YEAH!"

Or something completely random like pulling out a Trombone and begin to play an upbeat tune...

 

[The Political Gamer]

When do we get the free food?

 

[wastedyouth89]

To Widow/Widower: So, you're single now huh?

 

[Jark212]

*Walk over to her/his husband/wife (kid's?)* I nailed her/him the day before he/she hit the bucket... *walks away*

 

[Crimson King]

Safety!

 

[Godhead]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha you're dead. 4chan has raised me well.

 

[Generator]

"Ewwwwww..." Say it for an inexplicably long time when staring at the guy in the coffin.