"Oh dear God just BURY HIM ALREADY! By the time this is over with we'll have to have a funeral for ME, since I'll die of BOREDOM!"
The worst thing to say at a funeral.
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Me and 2 friends had some shots in the memory of the deceased. We didn't get drunk at all, but some lady was givin us looks when we did it.
I've done that too many times in my life. And I'm such a jackass that when they start to cry I have a hard time keeping in my laughter because the situation is hilarious.Alpha Centauri said:
Did that actually happen to you or did you get that from Jeff Foxworthy?4thegreatergood said:
It actually happened at my great-grandmother's funeral. My uncle John opened a Dr. Pepper or something. It was kind of funny because even though the service was still going on the pause was just long enough we could hear it.AvsJoe said:
"At least I'm getting my inheritance, right?"
Bonus points if it's a close family member and not some second or third cousin.
Bonus points if it's a close family member and not some second or third cousin.
wheres the tits here man?" or "arnt you just happy to be alive?"
"i told him that hooker wasnt clean"
"i told him that hooker wasnt clean"
Most of you are really insensitive. . . or just using anonymity for the sake of bad jokes. Mine isn't really at a funeral.
Anyway, I live in a rural community, so it is kind of routine to hear of someone's death from visitors. My dad has one line that is just in really bad taste, but is still darkly funny. It goes kind of like this:
"Did you hear so-and-so died?"
"Well, they'll never do that again."
Anyway, I live in a rural community, so it is kind of routine to hear of someone's death from visitors. My dad has one line that is just in really bad taste, but is still darkly funny. It goes kind of like this:
"Did you hear so-and-so died?"
"Well, they'll never do that again."
