The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[Gontear]

I think Dimitri Martin put it best.

In a funeral, saying "I'm sorry" is totally different from saying.. "I apologize."

 

[VincentX3]

"I banged his wife.... and now he's dead... I never got to tell him that!!"

 

[Iskenator67]

Shit happens.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Well, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, let's put this guy in the ground.

 

[Jhaotic]

Sing the song "You are my Sunshine"? Dunno really. I'm sure by the time I post most people have said all the funny things!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Really?
Nobody's gonna speak up?
I'm the one who gonna have to say it.
*sighs*
Alright...
GENITAL WARTS!!!

Cookie for who know where that's from

Way too easy: Family Guy.

Is that even relevant to passing lives? That scene was from a wedding, not a funeral.

I know that's what makes the statement more funny and random!

Oh, and here's your cookie

Spoiler: A cookie for you

 

[link141]

I'm gonna go ahead and take your stuff ok.

 

[ddon]

"hurry up i need to get ready for limbo!"

 

[rickthetrick]

I am glad ____ is dead.

Its not clever, but then again it doesnt have to be.

Nice avatar.

OT I always wondered why people say soenso looks so lifelike, or peaceful.
I really think people should just shut the hell up at funerals alltogether, or have a party, your call.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Rob Zombie's funeral: He really let his body hit the floor.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Ding dong! The witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!"

OR...

*Opens his fly and pees in the grave* "Sorry, really had to go."

 

[Tucker154]

"good thing hes dead. now his wife dosnt need to sneak to my house." or,yell out "hurry up,he may be dead but the rest of us have lives to live,plus my show is on in a half."

 

[Vern]

Starting a chant of "Funeral's over, let's eat!"

 

[Blood_Lined]

Really?
Nobody's gonna speak up?
I'm the one who gonna have to say it.
*sighs*
Alright...
GENITAL WARTS!!!

Cookie for who know where that's from

Way too easy: Family Guy.

Is that even relevant to passing lives? That scene was from a wedding, not a funeral.

I know that's what makes the statement more funny and random!

Oh, and here's your cookie

Spoiler: A cookie for you

I'll pass, for I strongly dislike cookies in general, just give it to somebody else.

Also, another inappropriate thing to say at a funeral: "Man, was he Christian? I hope not, 'cause I don't want to have to deal with that bastard up in Heaven once I die."

 

[ElegantSwordsman]

What a bastard conveniently dying just before he could pay me back... Um, who do I see about getting my share of the estate? I'm probably not in the will or anything, typical of the cheap bastard, but I want my money. Oh and you have my deepest condolences.

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

One less christmas present... ?

 

[data_not_found]

"They should have done this years ago!"