The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[Umberphoenix]

Look he moved!

Haha, just kidding, you guys are all douches...

That, or "I bet his wife bumped him off to collect on the insurance".

 

[Asophetes]

Game Over YEAAHHHH!

 

[bob-2000]

SHIT! HE JUST WON THE GAME! Meanwhile we all just lost the game...again ¬¬

Dammit, and i was doing really well (i'm pretty sure we're thinking of the same thing)

Here's one; "He was a wonderful man with a great intelligence, a wonderful heart, and a nice ass."

 

[Insanum]

SHIT! HE JUST WON THE GAME! Meanwhile we all just lost the game...again ¬¬

Dammit, and i was doing really well (i'm pretty sure we're thinking of the same thing)

Here's one; "He was a wonderful man with a great intelligence, a wonderful heart, and a nice ass."

Yep, I believe we are thinking the same thing. Lets start a new round in 3...2...1...dammit ¬¬ lost again.

 

[DanielPowell33]

*standing near coffin* what smells?

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Where's the free food and booze? Why is there no music? And for god's sake what is that smell?

 

[bob-2000]

SHIT! HE JUST WON THE GAME! Meanwhile we all just lost the game...again ¬¬

Dammit, and i was doing really well (i'm pretty sure we're thinking of the same thing)

Here's one; "He was a wonderful man with a great intelligence, a wonderful heart, and a nice ass."

Yep, I believe we are thinking the same thing. Lets start a new round in 3...2...1...dammit ¬¬ lost again.

so the only real way to win the game is die? what if you think about the game just before you die?

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

It's not so much what you say, but instead....


Well if I have to say something...

WINNER: AIDS!

 

[archvile93]

"He lived, he died, we barely cried." said by Rat in Pearls before Swine. It is pretty insulting, wouldn't you agree?

 

[Mr_Apricot]

was at my friend's mother's funeral, someone was asking why people were there, as in how were they related to the deceased, i responded with "im just here because im a necrophilliac" three of the four that heard it got very upset, one, my best friend and the daughter of the deceased, laughed and smiled for the first time in a week.

 

[KefZ_X]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgA1UZ994z0

Start at 4.40

 

[savior in death]

can we eat him now lust? sorry to much FMA

or

start singing thriller

 

[phatty500]

thats a very nice watch he has there *shifty eyes*

 

[rated pg]

Once said something "Man you almost gave me a heart attack" to someone who came up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder when I wasn't looking. And this was at a funeral for someone who died because of a heart attack. I felt kinda bad about it.

 

[velcthulhu]

To spouse of deceased: "Congratulations!"

 

[silentsentinel]

"You think I could hook up with his wife?"

 

[Deathkingo]

"I'm here guys! and I'm going to put the FUN in funeral!"

 

[Mozared]

Bust through the window and yell "OH YEAH!"

Haha! And then go "Wait... what? It said number 15".

I don't have any contributions, but I did once made a list of songs not to play at someone's funeral which included songs like Limp Bizkit's "Hot Dog", Rammstein's "Rein Raus" and 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" along with a couple of songs named something along the lines of "What it's like to burn".

 

[kotorfan04]

"Can I have some alone time with the deceased?" THen unzip your fly. (This works better if the deceased is girl.)

 

[rainman2203]

The worlds a better place now I MEAN he's in a better place now...