The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[happysock]

Anyone gonna eat that?

Possibly the worst thing ever to say at a funeral

 

[crudus]

"So, can I borrow the body? Traffic is horrible and I want to use the carpool lane"

 

[CuddlyCombine]

You know those really annoying old relatives that always say "your next" at weddings well that in reverse.

Yeah, don't steal from bash or anything there, kiddo.

Anyway, to quote Cyanide & Happiness:

Let's get some kleenex up in this *****.

 

[esperandote]

...kid, your dad, HE DIED! HES NEVER COMING BACK! YOUL' NEVER SEE HIM OR TALK TO HIM AGAIN! AND YOUR DOG! I RAN OVER HIM WHEN I GOT HERE! EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DYING!

sorry for the the casing.

 

[Nmil-ek]

You know those really annoying old relatives that always say "your next" at weddings well that in reverse.

Yeah, don't steal from bash or anything there, kiddo.

Bah its not like every joke ever told is original half in this thread are the damned same.

And dont call your seniors kiddo >_> kid.

 

[Duskwaith]

"Excellent everyone thinks it was natural"

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Bah its not like every joke ever told is original half in this thread are the damned same.

And dont call your seniors kiddo >_> kid.

There's a difference between "senior" and "superior". Oho, hoho, hoho.

You're right, though, people are too predictable. I wonder how many of the above responses are plagiarized...

 

[XJ-0461]

"Hey _____! How are you?"
*Goes to hug dead person*

 

[effilctar]

*cocks shotgun* "I'm ready for if that ***** goes zombie on our arse"

 

[Pizzapete32]

Damn I'm hungry, good job I'm not a zombie...I bet (Name) is now

 

[Shadowfaze]

mother " im so sad he is gone..."

me "im sorry, i was playing on my psp- who is gone, again?

EVIL EYE!!!

 

[Jenkins]

"yeah I just came here for the food."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I would begin dancing with the corpse. Actions speak louder then words.

 

[Jarek Mace]

Why does *Name of dead persons close relative* Have such a sad face?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Those are some lame ragdoll physics.

 

[chronobreak]

You can't really go any lower than insulting the recently dead.

Unless it involves the "Darwin Awards", which most people in this community seem to find hilarious. I guess it's alright if you didn't know the person.

 

[Anchupom]

[to the berieved]
"You know, it cost me four and a half thousand pounds to get him killed without ruining his face so you could have an open-topped coffin..."

 

[fedpayne]

You're not singing anymore! Yoooouurr'e not siiinging aaaanymorrre!