The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[LeonLethality]

"eh I've seen better" after someone says how he died

 

[JWAN]

BRING IN THE CONCRETE!

BEEP* BEEP* BEEP*

POUR*
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Is that from something? I want to say the Simpson's...

 

[Legion]

Not so much something to say but do: Dress up as the Grim Reaper.

"He was right, I should have called the ambulance"

This is the first one to make me laugh out loud, kudos.

Laughing. That shit will get you the Evil Eye.

Especially if it's laughter like this:

 

[RanD00M]

DAMN!
I can't believe I lost the bet.
Why couldn't he have died in a massive wreck on the highway involving an excavator?
I mean, a heart attack?
Lame.

You lost the bet Bob.Now pay up.

"I hope i get his house"That would not make you popular.

 

[Neonbob]

DAMN!
I can't believe I lost the bet.
Why couldn't he have died in a massive wreck on the highway involving an excavator?
I mean, a heart attack?
Lame.

You lost the bet Bob.Now pay up.

"I hope i get his house"That would not make you popular.

Oh, FINE.
*hands over a twenty*
Yes, you get the firstborn elephant, too.
Stop gloating.
...who's going next?
That's also a good thing to say if you want to get a run in.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Will there be cake?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Not so much something to say but do: Dress up as the Grim Reaper.

"He was right, I should have called the ambulance"

This is the first one to make me laugh out loud, kudos.

Laughing. That shit will get you the Evil Eye.

Especially if it's laughter like this:

That is an epic laughter. That's what I will laugh like if a person I hate dies, I don't care what people think.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I could less for you loved one's passing. Now let me outta here so I can go and play XBOX Live and tea-bag some noobs.

 

[Delock]

"So what are you doing tonight?"


...to the person in the coffin.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Standing before the open coffin.
"*teary eyed* I've never told you this, and I really wish I'd had gotten a chance, I just hope you can still hear me now... I just wanted to tell you... the hell? Did you just move? Hey, don't shit me, asshole, I saw you move! *turn to the person next to you* Back me up on this, she just moved, right?!"

 

[Soxafloppin]

*rubs hands together*

Its a good day to be a necrophile.

 

[Wilfy]

Wow. I guess I should have told her I was HIV positive.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

Laugh really hard and piss yourself lol

 

[erikvduyn]

*rubs hands together*

Its a good day to be a necrophile.

Isn't the proper term 'necrophiliac'? Or am I talking out of my ass again?

'HA! Suck on that, *****!!!'

 

[jimduckie]

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD ,WHICH OLD WITCH ? THE WICKED WITCH! ... or make sure you bury him face down , i need to park my bike ... or he owes me (while robbing the corpse

 

[curlycrouton]

Which in the first episode of Apocalypse Lane Steve actually suggest that they eat a guy.

Shameless plug there.....

Anyway.

"I probably should have said something earlier... but I really, really need his kidney."

Also:

"Get back - I know CPR!"

 

[nicholaxxx]

'sucks to be him'

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"I can't wait to come back after the ceremony."

"Excuse me?"

"You're not curious?

*Gets evil eye*

"Fine, I'll put the shovel back in the car."

 

[Fritzvalt]

She's never looked better

So... he still owes me money.

Dibs.

Anyone wanna see my stand-up act?

What? These are my formal short-shorts!

Nobody told me formal dress was mandatory.

Did you hear about the lawsuit against this funeral home?

I really could keep going.