The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[Saologan]

Snoring very loud and having everybody stop what thier doing to stare and glare at you.
worst part is if you wake up at that moment.
or you could say hey...is my name in the will?!

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"WHAT THE HELL? I'M NOT EVEN IN THE WILL! The freaking fag!"

 

[obliterate]

Hey you in the coffin...don't move

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"Simon says....don't move!"

 

[Desert Tiger]

Is there gonna be a reception?

 

[Tartarga]

"That coffin looks comfy, mind if I try it out?"

 

[MattRooney06]

Is That Tapping?

 

[Treblaine]

Priest: "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here to join two people in, no dammit, err, a Bar Mitzva is a time when a boy becomes, no wrong page, hold on. Ahh, in the name of the Father, the Son and the- oh wait that's baptism. Dome Dei is bit uberus habeticus..."

Griever: "Wait, what religion are you a priest for?"

Priest: "I can be whatever religion you like. Right, maybe this: YAAAHH ALLLLAAHHH! Hum'd Allah! Imshi, Sallam Allah koume!"

Widow: "For god sake, he was a Humanist! We just wanted a secular funeral"

Priest: "Oh so that's the way it is, don't want religion eh? Well I hope he can explain himself to God, Allah, Shiva, Buddha, Yoda and/or L. Ron Hubbard in the afterlife!"

Priest (walking away): "Now if you will excuse me I have a Jedi wedding to confirm in World of Warcraft... I just hope this time they both don't turn out to be men again, last time that happened California put a warrant out for my arrest."

 

[DoW Lowen]

She laid everyone but me!

 

[SmartIdiot]

"Going underground going underground... sorry... it was the first thing I heard on the radio this morning..."

 

[Dudemeister]

I know necrophillia's illegal but... damn.

 

[PartyMonkey]

BRING IN THE CONCRETE!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"Well... er... whoops. I won't be doing that again eh guys?"

 

[Ravenbom]

I don't think too many people would get the reference, "So it goes". Great reference though. It makes me wonder if the tombstone of Kurt Vonnegut Jr has the epitaph, "So it goes".

I hit someone in the head (by accident) at a funeral, so you don't have to say anything to put your foot in your mouth.
But, probably, "So his apartment was rent controlled?".

 

[EchetusXe]

"I think I just shat myself"

Man, there are thousands of inappropriate things to say at a funeral. Just shut up and try to look sad.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Ah, she's still so sexy... even with the bullet wound.

 

[Takoto]

Coming out as a bisexual too your family at a funeral is awkward. Well, technically, it was the after-party...

 

[JWAN]

Man, this is awkward
Usually SHE was the one I always wanted to get with at funerals.