The worst thing to say at a funeral.
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Wait, I saw him move, he's Alive, he's alive, It's a mria- wait, no, he's still dead.
You jerk, this a lame excuse to get out of paying me back. Get out of there!
I'd hit that corpse.
Do you think I have a chance with his wife?
Hey, I'm going to dig up his grave and steal that suit later, wanna come with?
He looks better now, actually.
Wow, I though he'd never die.
Wohoo! The boss is dead, promotion time for the VP, AH YEAH!
I should have used a thinner piece of piano wire, there's an indent in his neck.
Are you guys gonna finish that dead guy?
(In neutral tone while holding flowers)Why god. Why? I wish my loved one was not dead... but alive.
I wonder... *rips of the body's clothes* yep, he does have a small penis.
You jerk, this a lame excuse to get out of paying me back. Get out of there!
I'd hit that corpse.
Do you think I have a chance with his wife?
Hey, I'm going to dig up his grave and steal that suit later, wanna come with?
He looks better now, actually.
Wow, I though he'd never die.
Wohoo! The boss is dead, promotion time for the VP, AH YEAH!
I should have used a thinner piece of piano wire, there's an indent in his neck.
Are you guys gonna finish that dead guy?
(In neutral tone while holding flowers)Why god. Why? I wish my loved one was not dead... but alive.
I wonder... *rips of the body's clothes* yep, he does have a small penis.
True story.
My brother passed away in 1997, and at the funeral, my dad almost flipped.
''He is at a better place''
And my dad knocked the priest out.
What was wrong here ? He had a family, friends, a wife - not a care in the world.
I didn't get it at first ( I was young ) but now I do.
My brother passed away in 1997, and at the funeral, my dad almost flipped.
''He is at a better place''
And my dad knocked the priest out.
What was wrong here ? He had a family, friends, a wife - not a care in the world.
I didn't get it at first ( I was young ) but now I do.
*blinks*messy said:
You remind me of an incident where a WOW gamer died. His brother posted on the WOW forums thanking everyone who had been friends with him/raid parties/acquaintances/etc.
The first poster asked if he dropped good loot.
What's that?Jon Etheridge said:
OT: ... Dammit, now I'm trying to remember back to that episode of Apocalypse Lane to remember some lines. Curse you, whoever came up with it!
Also, "Well, I guess I can beat him at basketball now."
"Whoo! If this gets any more exciting I could swear I was at a funeral!"
"It was supposed to be a closed casket but the guy kept screaming, so I had to make it quick..."
And a wee bit of dialogue, it was a joke I think I heard from here.
Guy Uno "So how did your girlfriend die?"
Deux LaDude "Sad story, she bled to death from gonorrhea..."
Guy "Sorry to he- wait, you can't bleed to death from gonorrhea!"
Deux "She did when she gave it to me" *Sips cocktail*
Thank you and goodnight.
"It was supposed to be a closed casket but the guy kept screaming, so I had to make it quick..."
And a wee bit of dialogue, it was a joke I think I heard from here.
Guy Uno "So how did your girlfriend die?"
Deux LaDude "Sad story, she bled to death from gonorrhea..."
Guy "Sorry to he- wait, you can't bleed to death from gonorrhea!"
Deux "She did when she gave it to me" *Sips cocktail*
Thank you and goodnight.
"Well, about time. I've been eyeing the old bat's Ming vase for years now."
"Shit. I just remembered I gave the guy my video store card! Quick, dig him up! I need it to hire por- uhh, movies."
"Shit. I just remembered I gave the guy my video store card! Quick, dig him up! I need it to hire por- uhh, movies."
Look on the bright side, you don't have to fire him now,
This was actually said at a funeral I was attending, there were many non too impressed faces.
This was actually said at a funeral I was attending, there were many non too impressed faces.
