The worst thing to say at a funeral.

[Captain Pancake]

DAMN!
I can't believe I lost the bet.
Why couldn't he have died in a massive wreck on the highway involving an excavator?
I mean, a heart attack?
Lame.

this reminds me of a conversation I had with one of my friends...

"Testicular cancer? what the fuck?!"

 

[Darktau]

I for the week beforehand i was adding of death to everything, so when the funeral came I said, Im going to go to the toilets of death... didn't go down well.

 

[Julianking93]

You don't have to say anything, just smile.

Smiling is not looked well upon at a funeral.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

you know the thing that old people do to you at weddings with the "OOOOOH you'll be next"
funerals are a great time to get revenge...
Edit: also "psst, who they planting today?"

 

[Zolrak 22]

Not sure if this couts but Im betting that if someone starts singing "Another One Bites The Dust",there will be consequences . . .

 

[V8Drinker]

I'm just glad that grandpa died peacefully, in his sleep. Unlike the passengers screaming in his car.

 

[park92]

be right back i'm gonna take a piss on that hole in the ground

 

[eatenbyagrue]

While delivering the eulogy: "..and now, I have a short video I prepared in memory of our friend Mr. McDead." *Rickrolls everyone present*

 

[Alarid]

Ask if the casket can fit his wife.

 

[NimbleJack3]

Ask if the casket will fit you and the body.

 

[tyranuus]

"....errr...so why are we here?"

 

[AWAR]

My mother told me that when i was 3 and in my grandmas funeral i said to her crying sister: "Dont cry,you will soon join her!"
Of course i dont remember anything.

 

[kevinsux909]

Probably been said, but sing "Another One Bites the Dust"
*edit* yeah, somebody did :/

 

[Biodeamon]

"when's lunch...i'm hungry"

 

[Esotera]

"But I want to see the body!!!"

I was six at the time, so it's sort of excusable..