The worst you have ever been trolled IRL.

[DPunch4]

I guess the worst I've been trolled is getting suspended for getting beat up, yes you heard me not for throwing punches no, for receiving them

how the fuck does that work?

I remember my friend spraying my crotch with water then saying i pissed myself, the shock and disgust in the teachers face threw me over the edge and i buried my face in my arms concealing my laughter. I got sent out to 'clean up'. i rubbed it on several kids faces on the way out.

they thanked me

 

[astrav1]

Im a guy and since I was 10 I had long hair and I got bullied a lot at school, when my dad complained about the bullying the school would say I was making myself a target by having long hair and I should get it cut which was them basically saying I was the one at fault not them for their abysmal efforts to stop bullying or the other kids for bullying me.

And at my first middle school when a student was bullied the teachers would get the witnesses of the bullying and the bully out of the classroom and ask those witnesses in front of the bully whether the bully was bullying the student.

Here's one which i'll consider an epic troll on my part:

Some kid was bullying me at high school took it one step too far and pushed me down a set of stairs and started kicking me[footnote]He was a pussy, I only got a slight split lip for the 20+ kicks (To the face!)[/footnote] anyway he thought i'd just go and tell the teachers and they would be their usual useless selves and do shit all about it.

"Oh no no no" I thought "Enough of this bullshit", I went to the police and reported it; got myself £300 criminal compensation from him, got him a criminal record and expulsion from high school. To top it all off I found out months later that he had also been kicked out of his home by his parents who were sick of his shit.

Nice. I've had people who mercilessly bullied me for almost all my life. A lot was behind my back. I struck back in my own way and a few of those people just disappeared after awhile never to be heard from again. I also prevented a few from going to college. A successful revenge is one of the best feelings in the world I think.

 

[Merkavar]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

your FRIEND made everyone at school think you were a pedo? i would of beat the crap out of them and maybe cut them a little. then once he recovered cut him some more.

the closest thing to being trolled in ral life for me would probably just be someone arguing with me and they take a stance in the arguement just to annoy me.

 

[Grayjack]

Well, I don't have any experience of being trolled IRL, but I called my teacher a newfag once.

I'm sure he/she doesn't know what it is, but did you get in trouble for it?

OT: Never been trolled, but I was bullied throughout all of Middle School.

 

[superbatranger]

I don't think I've ever been trolled here or in real life.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Summer camp last summer.

Me and my friend were headed to the rock wall, because we were taking the Climbing merit badge (yes, I am a Boy Scout. Taunt me now). So, on our way around four guys came out.

They were annoying when they called us nerds.
They were pissing me off when they asked how my mom's basement looked like, and how much we liked Star Wars.
They were being straight jerks when they pelted us with rocks.

And it was completely uncalled for. We never talked to them, and me and my friend were talking about the breakfast we had, not anything else.

 

[DPunch4]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

your FRIEND made everyone at school think you were a pedo? i would of beat the crap out of them and maybe cut them a little. then once he recovered cut him some more.

the closest thing to being trolled in ral life for me would probably just be someone arguing with me and they take a stance in the arguement just to annoy me.

my girlfriend convinced me not to punch him out. I was going to knock him out not caring about the expulsion i would have gotten, i was failing anyway. but i didn't do it. I have no regrets.

 

[Free Thinker]

I don't do dickish pranks. I troll with conversation. You say the wrong thing? Guess what's being brought up and made into many a joke. This girl in my section in band one practice for marching saw a guy running on the track in a funny way. She called him retarded. I pointed out he has a prosthetic leg. She didn't even know, and I now I continually bring it up. lolz.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I got trolled in a hockey game where everytime i had the puck the same kid checked me. and i mean obsessively checked me. So i got tired of it and the next time i had the puck (3rd period... bout five minutes in, with a healthy 4-1 lead i'd like to add), and he came at me, i just stopped, my best friend came up behind me and took the back and gave a home run slam that would make a steroid abusing Mark McGuire cry and drove my hockey stick blade straight into his front lobe. Stopped him from doing that again for the rest of my hockey career (2 years... bout 14 games where i had to play his team over that time not including playoffs). ANd stopped him from getting back up for the rest of the game for that matter as i recall.

As for when i troll people? I dont think I've ever really physically attempted to troll somebody i didnt know but i do know that I was playing a squad on squad shooter with my friends against kids at school where we play a game to see who can kill a specific target the most and everytime my friend was about to kill his target, I either killed the target or killed my friend. though that was more pay back for him ruining a a streak i had in a game by friendly fire killing me.

 

[superbatranger]

I don't think I've ever been trolled here or in real life.

How does one troll? If I ever learned I could pop your troll cherry! Provided you were in to that sort of thing.

I think I'll pass, but I appreciate the offer.

 

[DPunch4]

I got trolled in a hockey game where everytime i had the puck the same kid checked me. and i mean obsessively checked me. So i got tired of it and the next time i had the puck (3rd period... bout five minutes in, with a healthy 4-1 lead i'd like to add), and he came at me, i just stopped, my best friend came up behind me and took the back and gave a home run slam that would make a steroid abusing Mark McGuire cry and drove my hockey stick blade straight into his front lobe. Stopped him from doing that again for the rest of my hockey career (2 years... bout 14 games where i had to play his team over that time not including playoffs). ANd stopped him from getting back up for the rest of the game for that matter as i recall.

As for when i troll people? I dont think I've ever really physically attempted to troll somebody i didnt know but i do know that I was playing a squad on squad shooter with my friends against kids at school where we play a game to see who can kill a specific target the most and everytime my friend was about to kill his target, I either killed the target or killed my friend. though that was more pay back for him ruining a a streak i had in a game by friendly fire killing me.

hehe.. reminds me of this wanker with the same name as mine when i played slide hocky in school. he kept smashing into me... so i got the puck flinged it away while standing next to an empty bin and when he hit me i pulled him into the bin and 'tumbled' over the same bin screaming out in pain.

teacher yelled at the wanker and told him he can't play anymore, i smiled looked him in the eyes and said "stupid ******", I grinned as he swung his stick at me and i dodged(barely) yelling abuse at him till the teacher dragged him out.

fuck.. for all the horrible shit in high school i still had some fun...

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"Hey, if you say the word 'gullible' slow enough, it starts to sound like 'orange'."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

Wow.... you went from troll'd to troll in the same story without any real break between. Claps for you.

 

[zfactor]

Never been trolled in real life, but got a bunch of crap for being the only kid in high school with a rolling backpack...

Well, now that's perfectly preventable; just use a regular backpack! This isn't an airport.

NO!!!

I WILL NOT CONFORM!!!

Also I don't want to have back issues caused by lifting a 50 lb. backback every hour... But now that I'm in college, I just carry around 2 or 3 folders at a time and leave the textbooks in my car.

 

[PeePantz]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

That is hilarious. Your friend is a champion.

OT: I'm usually the one trolling people and can't quite recall getting trolled all too much.

A solid story though: My friend went to the aquarium and had some of my other friends and myself push him around in a wheel chair. He proceeded to troll everyone (including children), telling them that they are antagonizing him by walking and that everyone is being cruel to him on his birthday. He also collapsed out of the chair a bunch of times and proceeded to (while on the ground) bark at children for "showing him up".

 

[DPunch4]

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Wow.... you went from troll'd to troll in the same story without any real break between. Claps for you.

hmmm thank you.

That is hilarious. Your friend is a champion.

OT: I'm usually the one trolling people and can't quite recall getting trolled all too much.

A solid story though: My friend went to the aquarium and had some of my other friends and myself push him around in a wheel chair. He proceeded to troll everyone (including children), telling them that they are antagonizing him by walking and that everyone is being cruel to him on his birthday. He also collapsed out of the chair a bunch of times and proceeded to (while on the ground) bark at children for "showing him up".

i love wheelchair jokes! they are always appropriate!