The worst you have ever been trolled IRL.

[icame]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

 

[DPunch4]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

you have noooo soul.

 

[icame]

To tell you the truth I've never really been trolled in real life except if you count people calling me a ginger for my red hair. Its not like i don't talk to anyone either, I know tons of people, but I never really do anything to get on anyone's bad side.

you have noooo soul.

Oddly enough i don't really get that anymore, its just what people call me if they don't know my name

 

[Merkavar]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

your FRIEND made everyone at school think you were a pedo? i would of beat the crap out of them and maybe cut them a little. then once he recovered cut him some more.

the closest thing to being trolled in ral life for me would probably just be someone arguing with me and they take a stance in the arguement just to annoy me.

my girlfriend convinced me not to punch him out. I was going to knock him out not caring about the expulsion i would have gotten, i was failing anyway. but i didn't do it. I have no regrets.

you probably made the right choice. but i dont make the right choices. i probably would have given him a massive hug that cracked his ribs or something. something that isnt the dangeours but broken ribs are apparently very painful to heal cause you can put a cast on them so if you laugh or even breath hard they can break again. lol

 

[DPunch4]

yeaaah.... i need to study.... end of semester exam tomorrow and i'm playing minecraft.

i wanna get high and keep playing minecraft

 

[DPunch4]

oh hey cool! I just got two badges for this thread! its the first thread I've made really.

edit: woops guess I wasn't paying attention. should have edited my other post.

 

[Brightzide]

On my way to college a homeless guy called 'Gyafiggaraya!' ( apparently ) followed me down the same street every day hurling abuse at me. And every day on the way home, my get-back would be stumbling upon him sleeping, so I'd wake him up abruptly. Sometimes I throw shit at him, others I walk up real close and shout 'SPOOOOOOON!' at him. Was a real odd kind of relationship I think.

Missed opportunity... Dude, the guy is homeless, throw change at him and he'll gladly follow your enemies shouting 'Gyafiggaraya!'.

Good idea dude, good idea...however. The main points of interest could be, 1. I'm a student, so spare change isnt exactly common, and 2. I'm a nice guy, so I lack enemies. If you give me the names and adresses of your enemies though, I'd be happy to forward Gyafiggaraya onto them if you so wish

 

[Pegghead]

worst I have ever been trolled IRL? never..........

no, I cant think of a single time I got trolled IRL or OTI, me trolling on the otherhand, is an entirely different story.

During the weeks following up to Mid-Term Elections I would post flyers around town stating:

TIRED OF GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION?

ARE YOU TIRED OF EMPTY PROMISES?

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME REAL PROGRESS?

BECOME A LEMON HEAD, AT LEMONPARTY.ORG

I am a horrible person.

Something tells me I shouldn't go there...but I'm so curious...

OT: I guess the only instances I could think of are the times when:

*A homeless person was jacking it (with the particular re, hairy, greasy "It" being outside the pants for the world to see) on the street

*some rage-aholic bloke was on the phone to his wife in an airport bathroom (some of the crap he said could have me on probation)

*Douchebags roll their bowling balls down your lane as your about to bowl, God that irritates me

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

A guy acted like he didn't know me and stalked me on my way home.
He was my best friend.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

My friends and I were walking down to town to have a good ol' piss up and as were happily trundling down the estate, we walked past a group of about 8 council house pikey kids. They ranged from about 8-12 I'd say. I was walking slightly behind my friends and suddenly I felt someone punch me. in the arse. I turned around and saw - to my astonishment (and amusement) - the smallest kid of the group who was likely about 8 and didn't even equal the height of chest standing there like a "gangsta".

Now, bear in mind that My friends and I are all atleast 6ft and relatively well built (if a little flabby lol). Not wanting to take this strange abuse, I turned to my friends and shouted "what the fuck, I've just been punched by a midget!" We continued walking...

...Then we hear the "midget" shouting all sorts of unintelligible crap at us - things along the lines of "ya, wha' you gonna do fucking pricks I'ma fucking kill you!" We continued walking....

...Then half-bricks start flying out of the sky towards us. We stopped and turned around, all the while watching this 8 year old kid hurling abuse (and bricks) at us. I was surprised, horrified and a little saddened by this act of mindless aggression. When I was his age, I avoided older people like I avoided girls lol.

Luckily, his own friends seemed relatively switched on and were telling him to stop. As my own friends and I carried on walking, we couldn't help but laugh at the situation; but at the same time...we wondered would have happened if one of us had been hit by a brick.

To be honest, I'd likely be in prison....

 

[Spy_Guy]

Trolling?
Oh yes...

You know Philosophy class, where you debate about stuff (Death Penalties, Abortion etc.), I made this really convincing comparison between a human fetus and a parasite.

That made my (old lady) teacher clam up and rage. The funny thing is that the comparison is by all means true, especially according to the Oxford dictionary. Personally I believe that if you make your teacher rage using your mad debating skills, then you win at philosophy. :3

 

[lighto]

Well, Quite possibly that one time the radio played rick astley, never gonna give you up. Throughout the entire state. Yeah.

 

[Ganthrinor]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

That's not trolling. That's criminal defamation. They call the publishment of defamation "Libel" and the verbal propogation of defamation "Slander". Both are punishable by law.



OT: I can't recall a specific trolling that's happened to me at the moment. Though, once earlier this summer I did go get hammered at a friend's house. Now, there's about a half-doezen people I know living in this house and one of them was at work at the time so I get all wasted and start talking about peeing on the absentee's bed if the women in the bathroom didn't unlock the door and vacate. Sadly, they beleived me, so I had to settle for a half-bottle of water on his bed instead. He still thinks it was urine to this day.

 

[Outright Villainy]

If my "friend" did that, I'd punch him in the face.
Repeatedly.

 

[DPunch4]

Trolling?
Oh yes...

You know Philosophy class, where you debate about stuff (Death Penalties, Abortion etc.), I made this really convincing comparison between a human fetus and a parasite.

That made my (old lady) teacher clam up and rage. The funny thing is that the comparison is by all means true, especially according to the Oxford dictionary. Personally I believe that if you make your teacher rage using your mad debating skills, then you win at philosophy. :3

You my good sir are awarded the prize of a golf clap and a "good show".

 

[Yureina]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

With friends like that... who needs enemies?

 

[Chefodeath]

Ok... my friend wrote in to the newspaper using my full name and suburb.

he wrote in about that guy who took pictures of children and called it art.

he wrote that it depicts the fragility of kids and a bunch of other pedo sounding crap. It got published.

he showed everyone at school calling me out for being a pedo... never socially recovered.

EPIC NOSTALGIA RAGE! Damn I hate that guy...

so yeah.. that's the troll that makes me rage to this day. what's your best troll/been trolled?

I'm no legal expert dude, but I'm pretty sure you could have raped this kid's ass in court for slander.

 

[DPunch4]

yeah.. yes I know I could have fucked him over in court but seriously, why the fuck do something like take someone to court for a joke? I could have wrote into the paper and demanded that they say the shit was fake and gay.

It's a funny story now days, if it ever bites me in the ass, or if I'm confronted cuz of it then I'll just say the truth.

Living life with no regrets or gods is the #1 way to be happy.