From a game. Bulletstrom, Mercy...
From my life, I really can't think of one off the top of my head.
From my life, I really can't think of one off the top of my head.
The "Yep. I'm definitely going to Hell" moment.
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Giggling at that youtube vid showing 9/11 footage with Yakety Sax put under it. It's so awful, yet so hilarious.
Oh, I was also at this amusement park once and this fat lady tried to get into one of the coasters. They pushed and pushed, ultimately failed and she had to walk out. It was so. freakin'. funny.
Oh, I was also at this amusement park once and this fat lady tried to get into one of the coasters. They pushed and pushed, ultimately failed and she had to walk out. It was so. freakin'. funny.
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We watched this in class, when we got to that point, there was hysterical laughing, and I realized I was the only one laughing.
Im going straight to hell!
We watched this in class, when we got to that point, there was hysterical laughing, and I realized I was the only one laughing.
Im going straight to hell!
On my trip to Paris, at one point we walked through this little walkway by the docks and there were these things spraying mist to cool people off. Afterwards we got to Notre-Dame and while inside this famous church I thought to myself "Man, they should take those pumps, fill them with holy water and put them at the doors." Now I didn't really feel bad about it afterwards but I did feel like I was going to be struck by lighting at any moment.
More or less took my best friend's girlfriend after they broke up. Good thing he was cool with it.
The fact that i'm worried more about the various anime and video game devolpers in japan then the rest of the population there, and over the life sized gundam.
At least i'm honest. *is ashamed*
At least i'm honest. *is ashamed*
At the screening of some-award-winning-student-film-or-another at my uni I was fairly well drunk, and after the movie was standing outside with my friends making fun of it. I was tearing at the "ridicuous unbelieveable moledramatic plot" involving a rabbi, a 10 year old yeshiva student and rape, and making general nasty jokes about religious people. Some dude that had been standing nearby walks up to join the discussion in defense of the movie, so naturally I start hitting it harder, and eventually he gives up "we're each entitled to our own opinions"-style and leaves.
Of course it turns out he was the director of the autobiographical movie we just watched, which all my friends knew, but, beind drunk assholes thmselves, were too busy staring wide-eyed and giggling at the train-wreck happening in front of them to do anything about it.
Definately hell-worthy
Of course it turns out he was the director of the autobiographical movie we just watched, which all my friends knew, but, beind drunk assholes thmselves, were too busy staring wide-eyed and giggling at the train-wreck happening in front of them to do anything about it.
Definately hell-worthy
Right, well, I was hanging out with my friends, one a boy (Let's call him Johnny) and the other a girl(let's call her Ramona), and i'd been crushing on Ramona pretty hard. However, I got the feeling she had liked Johnny more then I, as in wanted to go out with him. We were at the guy's house, and they were laying together on his couch/bed thing(it's a futon), playing Snake on her iPod, while i was just kind of there, watching this. While thinking about going over to his brother's(who i am also good friends with) room, an idea struck me. I took out my phone, flipped it to the camera mode, and took a picture of them lying together on his bed. I then uploaded it to facebook and waited.
You see, Johnny has a Long-Distance-Relationship with a girl who lives about 4 hours away who is OBSESSED with him. She will not let him hang out with any girls at all if she knows about it, she at one point hacked his facebook to delete all his female friends beyond her, and she "breaks up" with him at least 3 times a month because he hangs out with a female friend, the irony being she has told him she's cheated on him at least twice(not in a having sex way, but she sent nude pictures to some guys or something)
Now, what you need to know about Johnny is he isn't that kind of guy AT ALL. He would never do anything like cheat on this girl, but just thinks the whole "no female contact AT ALL" is a bit ridiculous.
Anyway, i uploaded the picture of Johnny and Ramona laying together to facebook, and when i got home, i tagged Johnny, Ramona, and Johnny's girlfriend in it.
Needless to say, 2 days later, Johnny and his girlfriend almost break up, Johnny refuses to speak with me, and Ramona knows about the huge crush i have on her.
Anyway it's kind of back-fired on me, but watching Johnny's girlfriend just BLOW UP on him on facebook was hilarious to me.
You see, Johnny has a Long-Distance-Relationship with a girl who lives about 4 hours away who is OBSESSED with him. She will not let him hang out with any girls at all if she knows about it, she at one point hacked his facebook to delete all his female friends beyond her, and she "breaks up" with him at least 3 times a month because he hangs out with a female friend, the irony being she has told him she's cheated on him at least twice(not in a having sex way, but she sent nude pictures to some guys or something)
Now, what you need to know about Johnny is he isn't that kind of guy AT ALL. He would never do anything like cheat on this girl, but just thinks the whole "no female contact AT ALL" is a bit ridiculous.
Anyway, i uploaded the picture of Johnny and Ramona laying together to facebook, and when i got home, i tagged Johnny, Ramona, and Johnny's girlfriend in it.
Needless to say, 2 days later, Johnny and his girlfriend almost break up, Johnny refuses to speak with me, and Ramona knows about the huge crush i have on her.
Anyway it's kind of back-fired on me, but watching Johnny's girlfriend just BLOW UP on him on facebook was hilarious to me.
The day I decided that orphans and charity don't deserve the piles of money thrown at them.
If Hell exists anyway.
Please don't exist.
If Hell exists anyway.
Please don't exist.
Murais said:You know what I'm talking about. You did something that you thought was awesome, or said something you thought was hilarious, but afterward you needed 12 consecutive shame-showers to feel better about yourself again.
The reason I bring it up? I had one yesterday. Recently, a friend of mine passed away, and it was quite tragic. A friend and myself were in line for the wake yesterday, and the line went all the way out the building, down the driveway, and down the sidewalk for another 200 or so ft. So my friend and I were killing time in between the morbid silence.
Now, to preface this, the 3 of us all played WoW rather avidly. So during the line, which was cold as fuck, my friend and I started cracking WoW jokes. First in relation to the weather with things like "Man, we should have stacked frost resist. We're gonna wipe.", and "I'd use my campfire, but it's on CD.". Then we paused for a second.
I hesitated, and said "Too bad their aren't any druid around here, then we wouldn't have this problem". My friend grinned, and hesitated himself "Fuck. He should have rolled shaman". We both felt like awful people for the rest of the day, either for the poor taste, or blatant nerdiness, I am not sure.
P.S., For those of you not in the know, in WoW, druids have a spell called "Rebirth" that can be cast in combat and under pretty much any circumstance to resurrect a player. Shamans have a spell called "Reincarnate" that allows them to instantly come back to life after death.
This might have been especially tasteless because he committed suicide.
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Post yours, ladies and gents. I'm curious to see just how atrocious of human beings we have here at TE.
If there is anything of an afterlife and your friend heard this he's probably laughing and misses you guys.
As for me....with half of my thought's it is in my best interest for there not to be an afterlife, kuz I'm going straight to hell for being a vicious uncaring jerk.
Well, I'm an atheist, so if there is a hell I suppose that I'd go there due to the fact I have no faith in religion.
Doesn't help that when people do ask who I believe in religion-wise, I tell them Santa Christ [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLVgP79iaA] and Captain John 'Soap' MacTavish [http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Soap_MacTavish], which confuses the fuck out of them all the time. (I do this for 3 reasons: one, because you get a bunch of crap saying you're atheist; two, saying something as ridiculous as that they just presume that I'm some sort of catholic; three, I think they're rather awesome.)
Doesn't help that when people do ask who I believe in religion-wise, I tell them Santa Christ [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSLVgP79iaA] and Captain John 'Soap' MacTavish [http://callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Soap_MacTavish], which confuses the fuck out of them all the time. (I do this for 3 reasons: one, because you get a bunch of crap saying you're atheist; two, saying something as ridiculous as that they just presume that I'm some sort of catholic; three, I think they're rather awesome.)