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cptballard

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Zombie Apocalypse Plan of Action

1. Learn to hotwire.
2. Learn to build/use explosives.
3. Never admit to being a woman (a la 28 days later).
4. Be able to be self-sufficient, this includes finding food, killing things for food, cooking unique meals that satisfy not the palate but the basic need for energy.
5. Travel. Do not stay in one place, as this leaves you vulnerable to impending traveling zombies.
6. Travel light. Bring only the necessities- forgo things that can be scrounged anywhere and instead take important things. Bullets, and other explosives are necessities. A cellphone and change of underwear isn't.
7. If and when you encounter zombies, remember the farther you are the safer you are. In this instance, carry guns AND blades for ease of protection but use the guns first.

All in all, I think I'm ready.
 

setti2

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guys really? its that hard to figure this one out?. aircraft carrier they last ten year on full tank of fuel. its bigg as shit so mad people can fit on it. enough food and u can stay at see until the zombies starve out. stick with me ur going to live. that was only Plan A. i will repost more if need be. email me if u need anymore golden ideas at setti02@gmail.com
 

RamirezDoEverything

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While firearms are effective, they need to be reloaded, and consume ammo.
A metal softball bat, never needs reloaded.

Also, make some biteproof armor, get some aluminum and industrial staple and stable it onto your clothes, sure it will be a bit awkward, but it's better than grandma sinking her teeth into your forearm.

And pray to christ they are the slow zombies
 

PirumVanguard

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Alright, so here's whats up. Zombies were people, people that died but the only problem is, they didn't stay dead. (resident evil shoutout) Currently I have a group of people, each with special skills and knowledge that will help during times like these. We have already set up a government and a place to go once it all goes down. We've staked our plans and visited our home. We've figured out how to get weapons, food, and shelter. We've learned how to keep a steady income of food and other supplies. I will go into more detail about my plans later, but right now i am telling you zombie basics and essentials.

There are movies and video games about fast and slow zombies. Zombies that must be shot in the head and some that just need to be shot. Okay, just to be safe lets just assume that there are both runners and walkers. Also just to be safe, aim for the head. If you aim isn't that good go for the legs or knees. They cant run when there knees are all messed up.

Knives: "dont need reloading," and also good for close range but that is also there downfall. Being close to a zombie is never good. Obviously, don't get bit or scratched. It's best to just stay away at all times, if any of there bodily fluids get in your done. Cover ANY wounds.

Supplies: YOU WILL NEED A GUN. I recommend a handgun, easy to fire, easy to learn, and accurate. Keep hair short. Clothes is another thing. Loose could be good for ripping if a zombie has a hold. But short will keep you from getting caught at all. So basically your choice. Bullet proof vest's. In any apocalypse there will be people who want to kill you. I don't like to say it but people will lose there mind. Sometimes they will kill you for no reason. Some people may change to cannabalism, again another place a gun comes in handy. Unfortunatly people may also want to rape you. It's gong to happen i'm afraid. There will also be other groups that want your supplies and ammo, you need to defend yourself. Boots or tennis shoes are fine. Use gloves when dealing with the dead or things they may have come in contact with. Find a knife or hatchet. I also recommend camping supplies like fire starters, rope, first aid kits, and blankets.

Traveling: Safety in numbers. Make sure you always have at least three other people with you at all times. Don't join other groups unless you have you can over power them or protect yourself. Don't broadcast your wherabouts unless you are prepared for a fight. Fast cars or HEAVY armored vehicles with guns. I have an idea for a vehicle that i will share later.

Places: Don't try to hunker down in your house. THAT WILL NOT WORK. Don't try to wait things out, we don't know how zombies work so we don't know if they will starve to death or not, be prepared for years of this. Prison's are good places, lots of food heavy walls and fences, but be careful.

Killing: Prepare to kill people you may know, i am going to leave town altogether so i won't have to deal with seeing people i know. Don't be a hero, don't go for things you want only need.

I predict it will happen in 2012, the mayans said a great change not the end of the world. So, until my next post, good luck.
 

aLivingPheonix

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While I think about it quite a lot, I don't have a proper plan... Time to write one up!

Step 1: Aquire weaponry. Machete, if possible gun. (If gun, preferably pump/lever action .22, or semi auto .30)
Step 2: If not dead, get family members to safe area (I.E, blimp, safe area protected my military, etc)
3: Start exploring the land. Kill zombies for shits and giggles/turn killing them into a game.
4: Meet a maritable woman to bring home to the folks.
4a: Get a partner (Preferably best friend, but he lives 2200 miles away)
5: Have a crowning moment of awesome
6: Play epic guitar solo really loud, attract zombies, have another crowning moment of awesome
7: Go on a mission to wipe the zombies out.
7a: Go into hiding, wait until the infection dies
8: Gather horde of zombies for epic showdown, using nothing to kill them but a Machete, and a Glock 17c
9: Retire.

Bam! 9 step zombie plan.
 

PirumVanguard

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Okay, so some more information but not about my particular plan

When it starts don't go to a gun store, think about how many people are going to be there. There will be a lot of fussing, shoving and some people may lose there temper and with a gun in there hand that won't be good thing. Also, one of them may be infected.
My advice, know somebody that has a gun.

Places to hide: Don't go anywhere low, you can get trapped to easy, like basements and they are easy for the zombies to get to. Heights are good for getting out of reach but you can get surrounded so not a good place for long lasting. We are not really sure how zombies are effected by the cold, but i assume since blood is not pumping (or at least not as fast) they would probably be slow so cold places are good. Islands, i don't know if they can swim or not, and we don't really know if they need to breathe at all so be careful.

Alright, my next post will be my plan.
 

Plurralbles

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Zombie Apocalypse... better drink my own piss...

Also:

Get a crowbar. You'll rarely say, "man, this crowbar was no use at all!"
Get a gasmask or faceshield. They sell htem on amazon. Really easy stuff to get a hold of.
Have a basic knowledge of how to make simple things and make sure you have the tools and knowledge to actually take care of your gun. Yes, everyone is saying get a gun... but will it last you even a damn two weeks with what you currently have?
Do not think that you'll get your supplies after shit has hit the fan and htey're moaning at your doorstep.
Have a damn knife.
I promise you that a FatBook, durable pencil, and a straight edge will make your life a lot easier.
Have bargaining chips. Don't just have the essentials, figure out things that other survivors might want to trade you for. Cigarettes a decade ago would have been like having gold. Toilet paper and antibacterial gels are probably a good thing to have around now. A fask of Jack is probably a great one too.

Everyone shold have a bug-out bag that you can grab at a moment's notice and get the hell out of dodge.

Also, a good recurve or long bow or crossbow would be awesome to have around.

A kukri is good too as a melee weapon and general purpose tool.

A radio with an ear reciever could be your best friend and only lifeline.

Have spaceblankets or mylar and rations and water.

Have an emergency fire starter of several different types. Flint/Steel, cotton balls bathed in petroleum jelly, lifeboat matches.

Make sure everything that could break in a tumble won't.
 

PirumVanguard

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Okay, so. For everyone being stupid and saying get knife. that is stupid. Most people wont even have the stomach to stab a person in the head. also when your surrouded by five or six zombies good luck stabbing, pulling in out, stabbing, and pulling it out six times. Okay, so nobody is making ammo anymore but, people are dead and wont be using them so im sure if you look hard enough you could find some.

When it goes down, me and my friends are assigned certain stores and we go there and get everything. Food, Clothes, anything useful. I am going to orschelins and grabbing seeds and gardening supplies, rope, sun powered flashlights and anything. We will then hide for a week until it blows over, then when we will go up to Bushton, Ks. set up a perimeter and start planting.
 

Ginkgo

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Sorry to reanimate this thread (oh, the irony).

Prepared equipment:
- A rucksack with rifle holder
- A rifle for long-ranged combat
- A CO2 air pistol for medium-ranged combat
- An aluminium baseball bat for close-ranged combat
- A knife for general utility, and also for close-ranged combat
- A utility belt for holding the CO2 air pistol, some ammunition and the knife
- Additional ammunition, bottled water and non-perishable foodstuffs, and a first aid kit

Overview/basic plan:
1. As soon as zombies have been detected, put on thick clothing and retrieve my rucksack
2. Wait it out in my house for a few days until the initial chaos has died down sufficiently
3. Once local activity is fairly low, leave town and venture into the Somerset countryside
4. Travel cross-country by day (killing zombies if need be) and camping in trees by night
5. Eventually make my way to the Lake District where I can set up camp in the mountains

I assume that there will be few zombies in the mountains, as well as uncontaminated water.
 

cutie0816

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can anyone tell me my chances of survival? I live on a little hill with a cliff at the end of my yard, my house is a one story trailor, we have two back doors a large deck a pool a hot tub, one front door 7 windows, we have a machette, a chainsaw, and many other hardwarew tools along with a shotgun. We live a quarter of a mile from the road, the road we live by is a back road in the country so there are trees all around.Our closest nieghbors live 20 ft. away in a trailor my other nieghbors live in a dome house a quarter of a mile away next to the road.It takes us twenty mnutes by car to actually get to the town we live by. The town we live by has a wal-mart.it takes us an hour and a half by car to get to the closest mall.The mall doesn't have any gun stores but it does sale hardware and there is this one store that has very sharp katanas(swords).
 

exessmirror

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a few tips from me
waste ammo, close quater combat(CQC) against an zombie is never good
get some militairy full resparator, good for combat and the zombie splatter will less likly infect you. als get some leg and arm armor, most of these area's are bitten by zombies. the armor will protect you
also you dont always have to aim for the head, a one two is an shot so it will fall and then shoot it in the head (CQB)
in long range you only have to make sure they cant walk anymore. assault rifle's are your friends. if you need to get past the fallen zombies you will just have to shoot them in the head
also let never ever somebody who plays a lot of FPS's have a gun, they WILL get you killed. most of them are also to weak or dont really know how to shoot an gun
 

Dornogol Logonrod

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I and a freind of mine are talking about this theme for some time.
we are really making plans for the zombie apocalypse, like looking for nearest military bases, where to get equipment and other helpful things. also we'll buy ourselves some weapons and cars that we'll tune and add things like steelplates and such. we won't be able to drive in our normal world, but if the zombies break free, we'll laugh about the people dying, that laught about us before. in some time we'll put our website on the net, where you can read all about our plans and buy useful products. also you can donate for our organisation adn if there are enough people in other countrys, who are interested in surviving the zombie apocalypse, we'll be happy to set a base up in the city(s) with the most paying members on our site.
 

Dornogol Logonrod

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some tips:
carbon-sword(sharper and lighter than any other close combat weapon)
1 or 2 .44 or .328 guns (for medium range)
a sniper rifle(to clear a path)
an armoured and fast vehicle (to get to a place far away from big cities)
never take ways full of enemys
look for atom reactors on you map, because nobody works there anymore, they'll be close to blowing up or already blew up so everything is radioactive!!!
fight the zombies only if you are sourrounded, in any other case: flee!!!
get some stimulations like epinephrine to survive hard combats or run faster and longer
more will follow...
 

UnknownSld

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Taking into consideration that if zombies became a reality they are nothing more than infected people, I would say they would most likely have all of the same abilities to the uninfected. As far as the dead coming back to life and crawling out of the graves, that is doubtful. Though I do not believe they would be easily taken down and head shots would be the only effective way to put them down permanently.

Now, as far as my plans which would be effective for any sort of apocalyptic war disaster, these are the steps I would take:

1. Call all of my friends and family, then have them meet me at the local gun shop (well barricaded and hard to get into). Lock and load, set up guards and fortifications to the entrances keeping anyone from getting in.

2. Leave some of us to guard the shop while others head to the local uhaul rentals and borrow, the largest trucks or all of the trucks that are there.

3. Load up all of the weapons, ammunition, survival gear, cleaning kits and other useful items into the trucks. I would say they have several thousand guns there.

4. Next step would be to head to the local grocery stores and hardware stores stocking up on items such as:
-Non perishable foods
-Medicine
-Camping supplies
-Building material
-Generators
-Barbed wire
-Electrical cables
-Lights
-Etc..

5. Head towards other family members I would actually plan on saving.

6. Make a B-line for the old stone forts along the coast.

7. Set up a defensive perimeter including home made explosive devices and other traps.

8. Get boats to dock off shore in case of emergency for a quick get away.

9. Help survivors but set up precautions to check for infection and keep infected out.

10. Train everyone in military tactics for defense and supply raids.

11. Move on to the next area with a fort, with a selected group to set up safe havens in that area following the same plans as before.

12. As we come near Military bases (which would more than likely be over run with the dead due to the fact many have no walls or defenses on the outskirts of the bases). Take as many weapons, ammunition and military vehicles as possible:
-Humvees
-Tanks
-APC's
-Helicopters if we have pilots.
-Half ton trucks for loading supplies

13. Continue on to the next closest stone fort and so on. Some of these stone forts are on defensible islands, one in Alabama that has an airport on it.

14. I also have the location of a place with a high supply of MRE's that once I was able to get to, could be used as a base of operations as well as a supply base.
 

4Deify

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A good weapon to have in the Zombie Apocalypse is just a normal pair of garden loppers, but not as one. their is a bolt attaching the two blades, take that out and you have two halves. on half has a blunt, but might come in handy, metal curve thing. the other half will be you friend; it has a nice blade that is strong and hard to blunt-en, both halves are very light and sturdy. My choice will be this until something better pops up.

Also, wear thick clothing, it will be hard to move and hot, but well worth it, if the zombies can't bite through, you're safe.

Thankyou.
 

exessmirror

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UnknownSld said:
Taking into consideration that if zombies became a reality they are nothing more than infected people, I would say they would most likely have all of the same abilities to the uninfected. As far as the dead coming back to life and crawling out of the graves, that is doubtful. Though I do not believe they would be easily taken down and head shots would be the only effective way to put them down permanently.

Now, as far as my plans which would be effective for any sort of apocalyptic war disaster, these are the steps I would take:

1. Call all of my friends and family, then have them meet me at the local gun shop (well barricaded and hard to get into). Lock and load, set up guards and fortifications to the entrances keeping anyone from getting in.

2. Leave some of us to guard the shop while others head to the local uhaul rentals and borrow, the largest trucks or all of the trucks that are there.

3. Load up all of the weapons, ammunition, survival gear, cleaning kits and other useful items into the trucks. I would say they have several thousand guns there.

4. Next step would be to head to the local grocery stores and hardware stores stocking up on items such as:
-Non perishable foods
-Medicine
-Camping supplies
-Building material
-Generators
-Barbed wire
-Electrical cables
-Lights
-Etc..

5. Head towards other family members I would actually plan on saving.

6. Make a B-line for the old stone forts along the coast.

7. Set up a defensive perimeter including home made explosive devices and other traps.

8. Get boats to dock off shore in case of emergency for a quick get away.

9. Help survivors but set up precautions to check for infection and keep infected out.

10. Train everyone in military tactics for defense and supply raids.

11. Move on to the next area with a fort, with a selected group to set up safe havens in that area following the same plans as before.

12. As we come near Military bases (which would more than likely be over run with the dead due to the fact many have no walls or defenses on the outskirts of the bases). Take as many weapons, ammunition and military vehicles as possible:
-Humvees
-Tanks
-APC's
-Helicopters if we have pilots.
-Half ton trucks for loading supplies

13. Continue on to the next closest stone fort and so on. Some of these stone forts are on defensible islands, one in Alabama that has an airport on it.

14. I also have the location of a place with a high supply of MRE's that once I was able to get to, could be used as a base of operations as well as a supply base.
i would only take the humvees and one APC, tanks need lots of maintance. as in every time you start it. oh and a weeled APC only. also you might want to stock up with gasoline if you are going to use them. if i would find a chopper i would load everyone in and go to the isle of man. or if they dont seem save to the country side of GB.
 

A-D.

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The Complete Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

Firstly, these are not taken from another Source, well not copied off from one anyway, some Points however may be quite familiar to some People who have read the Zombie Survival Guide or similar works.

Now lets get to the good bits.

Number 1

Travel light. Only carry as much as you need, do not overburden yourself, or others with stuff that is not essential to survival. Usually you can find Stuff along the Way, in towns at least.
One Backpack is all you need, however make sure it sits comfortably and is easy to get out of should the Undead grab hold of it. Basicly allow it to easily slide off your Shoulders if need be.

Number 2

Hygiene. Wash regularly if at all possible. However avoid any sort of Public Restrooms, or publicly available Watersources like Rivers. If you need to wash, and you only really need to do so about twice per week, try to use pre-bottled Water or similar sources. At the beginning the Shower is still save, however avoid any orifices, that being the prominent south of the belt and pretty much everything on your face like nose, eyes, mouth and ears. If the Virus or whatever is transmitted by Water as well, you would get infected. Also avoid wounds or cuts you may have.

For Daily Hygiene, use wet towels or similar. You can buy them, or rather loot them from a few Stores, the wet Baby Wipers are good for this.

Number 3

Travel in a Group. This may be a stupid Idea for some, or utterly essential for others. But a Group is much better suited for survival. However, do not have a Group with more than 8 People. Traveling is essential, while you can fortify yourself, no place is 100% safe, which means you will eventually have to move on. It also allows the Group to spread out in case of attack, to prevent being surrounded by the Undead. Do not value one member of the Group over another due to a set of skills, this only results in the Group being unable to function, each Member is essential. However if someone is bitten, or caught by the Undead, if at all possible, give him or her a Mercy Kill. Being killed is preferable to turning into one of them.

When going for Supplies, always move in a team of two, you can cover more ground than if you move as a whole group, as well as being able to at least defend yourself and have someone watch your back.

If you have more People than 8 in your Group, divide the Group into 2 or more depending on how many People there are and travel on seperate Paths with set Meeting Points, this prevents your Group from essentially becoming too large to function and move. Old People and Invalids should be avoided as at all possible. While that may sound cruel, the survival of the Group depends on being able to move, fast if necessary, People with broken Legs or such cant obviously do so.

Number 4

Weapons. Avoid any Gun. Guns require Maintenance and unless you know how to do so, you should avoid it entirely based on that. Also you are limited to how many Bullets you have, additional ammo costs space and weight, slowing you down considerably, reload being another Problem.

For Weapons, stick to melee Weapons if possible. Bats, Crowbars, essentially any blunt Weapon is preferable over any other. Blades can dull, break or become stuck. While bats can break for example, they are more easily replaced and do not entirely remove your Weapon from you.
Also always carry a secondary Weapon, if possible, one main weapon which is good for keeping the Undead at bay, you do not have to kill them as long as they cant reach you, while having another for more close spaces.

If you have need of a Ranged Weapon, go to a hunting store and take a Bow, while this may seem stupid at first, there are several advantages, Arrows are lighter, easy to come by given the ease of access to hunting stores, they are utterly silent and you can retrieve the arrows once the threat is dealt with. Practice with it!

Good Weaponchoices are as follows. Crowbar, Fireaxe, Hammer, Bat, Pole/Staff (Improvised) and Bats, especially Cricket Bats due to having 2 Options for Attack. The Blunt big side can be used for easy defence, while the smaller edge is durable and can cause enough blunt trauma to take out a zombie, which also makes the weapon last longer.

Avoid Fire at all costs. While useful in the long run, and from a distance at least, it takes a while before the Fire has caused enough damage for the zombie to become immobile. When they are close, they will not succumb to it before tearing your face off and most likely setting you on fire.

Number 5

Clothing. Any clothing that does NOT fit tightly to your Body is stupid. Skirts, Coats and the like should be discarded and exchanged for fitting Clothing. Leather Jackets and generally anything made of thick sturdy leather is a good Choice. Cut your hair short, being dragged away by your flowing locks of hair is not fun. For Shoes, Combat Boots and equivalents are perfect choices. They are generally sturdy, have thick soles and most come with metal caps in the front.

Number 6

Movement. Do not run, it will tire you out. If the Zombies are incapable of fast movement, there is no Point you have to move quickly yourself. A fast walking speed will usually suffice for the most Part. Avoid motorized vehicles, they create noise, and gas runs out eventually, leaving you potentially trapped inside a big horde.

Create several Safehouses. Close to Malls if possible. This allows you to potentially fall back to them in case of emergency. Do not stay inside the Mall however as generally they are built around large open Terrain and you can easily be surrounded. If no other Option is available, always have a Way out. If you need to travel far, bicycles are the best Option, they do not need gas to run, are generally quiet and can easily be replaced if necessary. However do not use them to cross through a mass of the Undead.

Also, do not turn on the light. It may attract either the Undead, or other Survivors who might lure them there.

Number 7

Food. When scavenging for supplies, food is your first priority, eat first anything that spoils, raw meat, fruits and the like. Dried and packaged Food comes afterwards. Avoid Sodas like Coke or similar. For one, they are unhealthy and prolonged use can lead to sideeffects of them eventually, they are however fine in small doses. Water is much more valuable, although as stated before, avoid any water in rivers or similar, as it can be tainted.


Well thats about it. Its a list i made up a while back :3