Theoretical Situation #1

[Spleenbag]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

 

[neoman10]

Congratulations, second page on first topic, you get the Golden Barrent of Neoness

(it shoots pure awesome)

I guess do what ElephantGuts said and patch on a gernade lancher and thats my theory

 

[Spleenbag]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Oh, and Master Chief is rapping at you from the back of a pimped-out Mongoose. And Jesus is beatboxing in the middle of the street for no reason.

 

[traceur_]

Assuming we have smoke grenades, if we had 3 I'd throw 1 to each side and drop one where we crouched then get my squad behind a building and try to spot the sniper with a pair of binoculars once the smoke clears to make sure we don't reveal ourselves as we make our way to the objective. Probably wouldn't work that well but meh, worth a shot.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Radio reinforcements and crawl under a rock until they arrive...wait what happened to all my ammo.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Radio reinforcements and crawl under a rock until they arrive...wait what happened to all my ammo.

You... ate it.

 

[Spleenbag]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

 

[darkless]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Radio reinforcements and crawl under a rock until they arrive...wait what happened to all my ammo.

You... ate it.

Well then it's reversed now if i ate my ammo I have bigger problems than a couple of snipers.

 

[Zildjin81]

Tell everyone to run like hell.

 

[Spleenbag]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

 

[Spleenbag]

Semi-normal answer: Pull out YOUR sniper rifle and shoot the other sniper. Repeat until dead. Serve chilled.

 

[Hoyukikage]

If there is two members in the squad with one grenade each, we would pull the pins on each grenade at the same time, throw one next to a group of cars farther up, and another at the closest building. Then when the grenade sets the cars on fire and possible exploding, use the distraction to run through the open wall of the building and make our way to the objective from their.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

If i had my own sniper i would get a volunteer to run out and make himself a target if the enemy sniper takes the bait my own sniper has a chance to get his location if he doesn't take it, well then i have man a little further down the street who can spot for us, The sniper cant watch two targets at once.

What if he has 4 eyes and 4 arms. I'm pretty sure he could target you two.



Edit: Shouldn't it be Hypothetical Situation?

Well if he has four arms and four eyes he has bigger problems than having to watch 2 things at once.

Touche. But what if he has 4 legs and is actually two completely different people. And his sniper is automatic.

I'd have to go for the above answer of dropping smock and running like my ass was on fire.

What if he has X-ray vision. And you have no ladies in your squad.

Well my first thought would be where the hell is he getting this stuff, second though is back track and pray there's another way aroung

Maybe some dude is thinking it all up. Oh yeah, and ring of fire behind you. And your squad is dead. and you only have one bullet in your gun.

Radio reinforcements and crawl under a rock until they arrive...wait what happened to all my ammo.

You... ate it.

Well then it's reversed now if i ate my ammo I have bigger problems than a couple of snipers.

Your right. How about you shot at the sniper when he was jacking off, because he saw a lady in the upper apartment to your right. (Both snipers >_>) But you missed.

 

[Spleenbag]

Oh hell, this thread is getting derailed faster than a plastic-coated MagLev. Couldn't ask for more in terms of win.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

 

[TenthRegeneration]

What do you do?

Trick question! Your men are actually spies from another army. I shoot them all, take their weapons and leg it for the closest tropical island where I can lay on the beach and shag the ladies.

This is fun, next question. =)

 

[Spleenbag]

This is NOT 4chan. STAY ON TOPIC.

Hey. Two Xray vision automatic snipers is TOTALLY on-topic.

If they had x-ray vision do they really need automatics? No matter where you hide from the bullets, a semi-auto is still going to pop the guy behind the wall.

What if the guy has buddies? Then that would just make it easier to kill them all extremely loudly with alot of kickback.

Screw bullets, can't we just use the nuclear rocket launcher?

... How about the hammer of da-pwnage.

Why not the Nail Board of Infinite Crab Cakes?

... How about the

Sekac Brac Etinifni fo Draob Lian.

*drunken* Man why you always gotta make me hit you?

Okay fine, how about the Rocket-Propelled Acid-Spewing Nuclear-Explosion-Creating Butter-Coated Elephant-Noise-Making Chainswordgunsaw?