There is a big Turkey Preventing me from getting to my car for lunch!

[PurpleSky]

It keeps pacing around my car and gobbling at me. It wont let me near it!
What should I do? Should I attack? Or try and distract it to run by and get in?
I think it can smell my fear.

I'd just like to thank you for making everyone's day.Isn't there a reward/badge for this,mods?

 

[Blackadder51]

Dude best thread in a long time

 

[PurpleSky]

It keeps pacing around my car and gobbling at me. It wont let me near it!
What should I do? Should I attack? Or try and distract it to run by and get in?
I think it can smell my fear.

I'd just like to thank you for making everyone's day.Isn't there a reward/badge for this,mods?

I officialy demand this man receive a turkey-thread badge!

 

[Vash108]

It keeps pacing around my car and gobbling at me. It wont let me near it!
What should I do? Should I attack? Or try and distract it to run by and get in?
I think it can smell my fear.

I'd just like to thank you for making everyone's day.Isn't there a reward/badge for this,mods?

I officialy demand this man receive a turkey-thread badge!

Golden Gobbler Badge
lmao

 

[El Poncho]

I see lunch right in front of you, no need to get into your car.

 

[CNKFan]

Maybe it is protecting its egg it is a hen turkey after all.

 

[spartan231490]

its a turkey, its not very intelligent, get something that u can use as a club and aim at the neck.

 

[Branbeggr]

A wild Turkey appeared!

Vash used Girly Scream!

The attack was ineffective.

Turkey used Gobble!

It's super effective!

Vash has fainted.

 

[Sonicron]

Golden Gobbler Badge

That sounds a bit... ... dirty.

Still, you do deserve some kind of badge for the most hilarious thread I've seen in a while.

The turkey actually came back after you had lunch...? That settles it. Someone has killed its turkey family, so now it's looking to you to put it out of its lonely misery and reunite it with its loved ones. Do it... that way you do a good deed and you get a free thanksgiving meal out of the deal - everybody wins!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

MTFU and have turkey for lunch.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Well you don't have to go out for lunch,it's right outside.

Wow... I was Ninja'd on the first post; that's never happened before.

 

[ragestreet]

Bookmarked for graet justiz.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

catch it

And use it for future animal encounters.

Spoiler: but don't forget

 

[xitel]

I tried to talk to a turkey once, it just started yelling at me. I'm serious, I got into a shouting match with a turkey. Really, if you just throw up your arms and run straight towards it it'll get spooked and leave.

 

[Trivun]

Well you don't have to go out for lunch,it's right outside.

Haha, see, this was my first thought when I saw the thread title. Ninja'd by the first post, how lame is that? And by a day, too! Even worse!

 

[NLS]

Better call the cops, a killer turkey on the loose is never good.

 

[Sassafrass]

You must seduce it, sleep with it then sneak away while it is asleep.
Go, do it now!

Does anyone else think the OP is now dead with a turkey sat on their chest eyeing up anyone else? He hasn't told us if he managed to get to his car or not. Or if he has, I must have missed it.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Maybe it is protecting its egg it is a hen turkey after all.

Actually, that is a male turkey. You can tell it is a male by the 'beard' hanging from it's chest. The long black hairy-lookin' thing. That's the beard, only Toms have those.

I suggest taking a large heavy stick, or perhaps a spear, and poking the turkey until it leaves.
Or shoot it with something... Crossbows work well.
Better yet, sound the panic alarm on your car. That'll scare it right the fuck out.

 

[Scobie]

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