There is a Spider on your shoulder

[Merkavar]

if i have a spider on me i flick it off asap

 

[Terminate421]

Try to see if its venomous, if it is, I squash it

If its not, I brush it off and attempt to put it outside

 

[Meneghetti]

*run in circles calling my mommy*

*stumble*

*cry*

*Spider eat my brain*

 

[Holyeskimo]

Overcook a grenade

 

[En Row]

I will:
1. take a look at it and confirm its presence.
2. jump out of fear.
3. panic-kingly brush it off my shoulder.
4. run a few meters away from eat.
5. eat a burger

I am damn serious about this

 

[CoL0sS]

"Spider on my shoulder??? Oh no, I'm not falling for that old trick agaAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH."
*thump*

 

[gl1koz3]

I think that his reaction might be faster than us squishing it. You might end up just pissing it off. Probably would get some hard surface to get him on and then burn it in the oven. Though, I have no idea how fast do they react; just applying the usual "uber-killer-thing who just got lost on the shoulder" logic.

 

[OniaPL]

I'll catch it with my tongue and eat it.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I'm actually the human torch so... FLAME ON!

 

[BENZOOKA]

Brush it off with a hand.

 

[katsumoto03]

Flail like an idiot before running out of the room and burning down my home.

Y'know, the usual.

Pretty much this. Either that or just brush it off and kill it.

 

[kikon9]

It will run into my ear if I move, so I guess I'm glad I have headphones on.
I swat the little bastard and set it on fire.

 

[mireko]

 

[MordinSolus]

I am salarian. Shoulders not close to ears. If got too close, shoot it. Without shooting myself, of course

 

[Eldan]

Cuddle it. Spiders are enormously cute.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Nothing.

 

[Cheesus333]

How big is it? If it's wider than my fingernail, my response is to have a panic attack and die.

If it's not, then it can chill there as long as it likes, I have no beef with that.

Also, don't respond to this post with a picture or - once I'm done hiding from my laptop - I will destroy you.

 

[Daveeo]

Just smash the damn spider with my fist.

 

[Omega Pirate]

Pet it, and call it a good boy.

 

[kidigus]

Huh? Oh don't worry, thats just Jerry.