There's An App for That!

[Emperor Inferno]

If you want to take over the world, there's an app for that.

If you want your reign to be eternal, there's an app for that.

If you want all rebels to spontaneously combust, there's app for that.

Yep, there's an app for just about... anything. Only on the iRule.

 

[Sassafrass]

Got hooked on watching Keanu Reeves? There's an App for that.

[sup]Me and a gun of your choice. Were would you like it?[/sup]

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Don't know what an app is? There's an app for that.

 

[TheSentinel]

There is no spoon? There's an app for that.

Spoon too big? There's an App for That Too!

Are you a banana? There's also an app for that.

Are you not[/I] a banana? Theres an app for that too!

Not wearing a silly hat? There's an app for that.

 

[COR 2000]

Want another pointless app? Well, there's an app for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Want to find out where the hell you are? There's no hope for you, you're where I lurk now...

Need to summon Satan and his minions? There's an App for that.

 

[XSA37]

Need to Waste your Money? There are Several Apps for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to find a pointless App? There's a HELL of alot of Apps for that.

 

[Nukey]

Need a useful app? unfortunately there is no app for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

You see your girlfriend with a erection? There's a app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to find anyone to go out with you? There's an App for that.

[sup]It's called stop using your damn iPhone every bloody second to look up pointless Apps![/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

need to find a rapid chinchilla with no questions asked? There and App for that!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Wanna see a 3D movie? There's an APP for that. It's called Reality.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Want to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Want to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? There's an app for that.

Don't know that Parsec is a measurement of distance and not time? There's an app for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Want to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? There's an app for that.

Want to break into time-filling but actually quite catchy musical numbers? There's an App for that.

EDIT: Need to get a couch on The Millennium Falcon? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Want to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? There's an app for that.

Don't know that Parsec is a measurement of distance and not time? There's an app for that!

Don't realize that the Kessel Run is infamous for running right next to a blackhole, and that the closer you get to said blackhole, the faster you can get past it, thus meaning that the ship is capable of getting within less than 12 parsecs of the singularity? There's an app for that.

Know too much Star Wars trivia? There's no app for that. And you're going to die alone, surrounded by all of your collectibles.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Feeling ashamed that you just pwned by a chinchilla in star wars trivia? There's no app for that, your just a sad excuse for a human being.

 

[Sassafrass]

Feeling stupid for throwing random Family Guy references? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I laugh at you...