Eating a pie without cooh whip? There's an App for that.
Bigger buzz kill then Buzz Killington? There's an App for that.
Is that the sugar? Oh God, is it good? SUDDENLY, I WANT TO RUN. CHASE ME!!! HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHoooh, now your sad? There's an App for that.
Stop making Family Guy references? There's no App for that. You're stuck with them forever.