There's An App for That!

[XSA37]

Schizophrenic? There's Two Apps for That!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? There's an app for that.

 

[Magnatek]

Need an evil volcano to toss a ring in? There's an App for that.

On a similar note.

Ever need a split personality disorder guide who'll try to kill you for said ring? There's an App for that.

Need to high five somebody halfway across the globe without Facebook? There's an App for that.
[small]I don't have a Facebook account, nor do I plan to get one.[/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

01001110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie for any one who works that out...[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Don't know who to speak binary? yeah, neither do i. Oh, you were looking for an app for that? Well, there isn't one. Tough shit, fucktard.

...

Wanna look at 2 girls 1 cup? What the hell is your problem?!?! There's no app for something that nasty!

 

[XSA37]

01001110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie for any one who works that out...[/sup]

Need to Know How to Speak Binary?

 

[Sassafrass]

01001110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111? There's an App for that.
[sup]Cookie for any one who works that out...[/sup]

Need to Know How to Speak Binary?

Need a cookie? Close but there's no App for that yet.

EDIT: It has to be EXACTLY what I typed.

 

[Jaywebbs]

need porn in the middle of a business meeting? There an App for that!

 

[XSA37]

need porn in the middle of a business meeting? There an App for that!

Sadly, there is. Its called Safari, and it comes pre-loaded.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Burning alive while going, "Oh, god, I'm on fire! Jesus Christ, someone help me! It burns! IT BURNS!"? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Hoping that what you posted earlier won't get you in trouble with the mods? There's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Had weird thoughts about your hot cousin? There's an app for that.

[sub]You perv.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sleestak lightning? On your trail? Is it a dire situation? There's an app for that.

Sleestak lightning? That's a Clutch song!!! Should I *wub* you now, or is there some other (lame) use of that phrase?

Of course there's not! There is only Clutch!

 

[Voltaggia]

Apps not working? THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT!

 

[Sam G]

Need to get rid of the body? There's an app for that!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Slowly dissolving in a giant tank of hydrochloric acid? There's an app for that.

[sub]If your iPhone hasn't already melted, that is.[/sub]

 

[Captain Pancake]

Bi-polar feelings of hatred and love towards everyone you've ever met? there's an app for that.

[sup]called a strong sedative...[/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

Sleestak lightning? On your trail? Is it a dire situation? There's an app for that.

Sleestak lightning? That's a Clutch song!!! Should I *wub* you now, or is there some other (lame) use of that phrase?

Of course there's not! There is only Clutch!

Then you sir, are my new best friend! Whether you like it or not.

Oh, so I don't get bitched at: HPV? There's a pap for that! (bad medical humor)

You are now my Arch nemesis for using such a bad pun, luckily there is an app for this...