There's An App for That!

[itstimeforpie]

Need an iphone? There's an app for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Magnet inside you? Attracting buns of steel? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to murder a psycho Sasquatch in his sleep? There's an app for that.

Hehheh, alright. There's an App for that.

Hey...what the deuce?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Giggity giggity? There's an App for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Soooo...? There's an App for that.

Hey, I'm looking for a guy named Stewie. <twang, thud> Chris, grabs his legs, I need to get rid of this thing.

I don't unders...

JUST GRAB HIS LEGS!!! More Family Guy references? There's just me for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Diabolical wood-ape trying to make your life a living hell? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hi, you're live with DINGO AND THE BABY!!!! Wish for these to stop? THEY WILL NEVER STOP, INBRACE THEM AND THEY'LL BE YOUR FRIENDS!!!

...

Location of nearest pharmacy for my pills? There's an App for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Wondering when the Sasquatch-Chinchilla war will end? There's an App for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Wondering when the Sasquatch-Chinchilla war will end? There's an App for that

When I run of Family Guy references, my friend.

Whos leg do I have to hump to get a hug around here? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a crack team of mercenaries to take someone out? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Suddenly need a private army built up on a whim? There better be a fucking App for that...

Not many song titles named after girls? There's an App to find out if there is.

Spoiler: And here is that list of songs with girls names in them

Rosanna" by Toto
"Roxanne" by The Police
"Michelle" by The Beatles
"Alison" by Elvis Costello
"Sara" by Starship
"Angie" by The Rolling Stones
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass
"Mandy" by Barry Manilow
"Gloria" by Them
"Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel
"Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart
"Jessica" by The Allman Brothers Band
"Nancy (With the Laughing Face)" by Frank Sinatra
"Barbara Ann" by The Beach Boys
"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
"Layla" by Derek and the Dominoes
"Lola" by The Kinks
"Polly" by Nirvana
"Helena" by My Chemical Romance
"Jenny from the Block" by Jennifer Lopez
"Sherry" by The Four Seasons
"Laura (What's He Got That I Ain't Got)" by Kenny Rogers
"Wendy" by The Beach Boys
"Maria" from West Side Story
"Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly
"Minnie the Moocher" by Cab Calloway and His Orchestra
"Tracy" by Mogwai
"Jean" by Oliver
"Jane" by Barenaked Ladies
"Mary Ann" by Black Lace
"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles

[sup]YAY for Fam Guy wiki.[/sup]

 

[Jaywebbs]

Need to tell your assassin to take the shot? There's an app for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Need to launder money? There's an app for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Slightly worried that I might have 2 people after my head? RUN AWAY!!! QUICK, RUN, HIDE IN THE BUSHES!!!!

Want me to stop posting Fam Guy lines? I won't do that because I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!

[sup]That be another one.[/sup]

So, what do you wanna do now? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Require a whetstone for your bat'leth and a set of lockpicks at 3 A.M. in the morning? There's an app for that.

[sub]I'm coming for you, wood-ape.[/sub]

 

[Jaywebbs]

Need help stalking a sasquatch? There's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to seriously get an army? There's an App for that...

SERIOUSLY, APPLE, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARMY?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Need a map of your foe's hometown as you board a plane, cackling madly to yourself? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Need to get to a certain Sasquatch so you can take down your true enemy? There's an app for that

 

[Sassafrass]

Seriously panicking about incoming Chinchilla and Jaywebbs that is also murderous? There's an App for that.

HURRY UP WITH THE DAMN ARMY OF FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS!!! NO, WE NEED MORE QUAGMIRE!!!! AND MORE MEGS!!!

Need to stop acting wheird? There's an App for that.

No, it's not a typo.