There's An App for That!

[Fraught]

Want to send someone a knuckle sandwich through e-mail? There's an app (and some required hardware) for that!

 

[XSA37]

Being watched by the FBI? There's an App for That!

 

[dalek sec]

Need to wiretap a phone line? There's an app for that!

 

[loppopoo]

Need a weapon to combat the zombie hordes? There's an app for that.

 

[dalek sec]

Need a way to rig an election? There's an app for that!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Need to stalk your girlfriend? There's an App for that.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Need a better phone? Theres an app for that

(Sorry if this has been done)

 

[XSA37]

Does your iPod Crash Whenever you try to download an App? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Living in an Amish Paradise? There's an App for that.

[sup]Somehow =o[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

Want to use the iPhone to bear children? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Attracted to your iPhone in a sexual way? Well, you're a sick pervet, but disgustingly enough, there's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Suddenly have a Family Guy reference cross your mind due to above post and facing a internal struggle not to post it? There's an App for that.

[sup]...It's...bloody...hard..to...not..post..it.[/sup]

 

[XSA37]

Did you Mess With the Zohan? There's an App for That!

 

[sky14kemea]

Wish people who just shush up for 10 mins so you could get back to having writers block in peace? There's an App for that!

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Stopped believing? There's an App for that!

[small]But it might involve a journey, hur hur.[/small]

 

[Klagermeister]

Attracted to your iPhone in a sexual way? Well, you're a sick pervet, but disgustingly enough, there's an app for that.

Just set your phone to vibrate. Hurrdurr...

Got a song stuck in your head and it WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY!?!? There's an app for that.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

Tired of 72 hour waiting periods on assault weapons, there's an app for that.
Need a silly hat, there's an app for that.
Wanna stab your boss in the eye for making you work late on friday, there's an app for that.
Want the stupid ***** behind you to quit bitching every time somebody says something she doesn't agree with, there's an app for that.

 

[War Penguin]

iPhone broken? There's an app for that.
Not sure how that app works? There's an app for that.
Continuously making more app jokes per post? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to bribe that police officer who caught you killing his wife? There MAY be an App for that.
Depends on the cop, really.

Standing on the rooftops, everybody screaming their hearts out? There's an App for that.

You can't kill the Metal? There's no App for that.

Using song lyrics and titles in this game? There's an App for that.