These Aren't Your Grandpa's Presidential Portraits

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Spaghetti

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gabe12301 said:
Hey UK U jelly? .
Yea...well...how about Britain's first PM Bobby Walpole? Defeating the evils of...food...and...exercise!


Umm...it doesn't really work this side of the Atlantic does it?
 

The Lugz

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and in 600 year's time someone will find this and mock the inaccuracy of historical records
and blame propaganda for inventing these images
like they always do...

i do sometimes wonder if historians uncover things that were meant to be funny curiosities and assume they were an important part of a culture
impossible to tell really i guess
 

Giest4life

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tabriaswolfe said:
FDR's mecha suit is awesome, where can I get one? As part of the presidential swearing-in ceremony, every candidate should have to punch gorillas while holding the Declaration of Independance.
We should totally do that. Not only will it be a generally awesome spectacle, but we will also have a steep decline in the number of people running from the office of the President of the United States.
 

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Shoggoth2588 said:
TheGoldenMan said:
What, No Teddy Roosevelt? For Shame.
Never mind, found him
I actually have a small issue with the Roosevelt one: He's shooting the crap out of a bear. In reality however, he could have taken that bastard bare-fisted.
And with one arm tied behind his back. Teddy was a man and only needs one fist to beat down any foe!
 

uzo

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Commissar Andrew Jackson and Grey Knight Roosevelt approve of this imagery.
 

roostuf

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Sigh...if only real world leaders were that awesome, then the world wont be such a fucking hell hole.


ReCaptcha=Management forcry...? WTF!?
 

008Zulu_v1legacy

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TheGoldenMan said:
What, No Teddy Roosevelt? For Shame.
Never mind, found him
The artist clearly made a mistake with the picture of Roosevelt. Teddy would not use a gun to kill Bigfoot. He would fight it bare fisted, from horseback.
 

The Virgo

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Now he needs to make one of Chester Alan Arthur.



Come on! You know you want to see a guy with a bad-ass mustache like that one fighting robots!
 

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chimpzy said:
I wonder, what would happen if Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Washington and Lincoln all Falcon Punched at each other at the same time?
Teddy Roosevelt would win.

The Lugz said:
and in 600 year's time someone will find this and mock the inaccuracy of historical records
and blame propaganda for inventing these images
like they always do...

i do sometimes wonder if historians uncover things that were meant to be funny curiosities and assume they were an important part of a culture
impossible to tell really i guess
To be fair, the one of Teddy Roosevelt is accurate historical record.
 

FFHAuthor

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Rationalization said:
TheGoldenMan said:
What, No Teddy Roosevelt? For Shame.
Never mind, found him
Yeah, but his is the only one that is real.
TR's looks like a cross between Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem.

I approve of this representation of my second favorite president.
 

Ghengis John

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Teddy Roosevelt was an avid monster hunter. Any gamer who's old enough can tell you that's why he founded SpookHouse.

As for Roosevelt Prime, now that man's an American hero.
 

5t3v0

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I am suddenly feeling very patriotic to a country that I have never even set foot in...
 

Animyr

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Wow. Just wow.

This made my day. Now they just need a massive team up portrait as they battle hordes of alien ninja cyborgs.

Also, pertaining to the TR one, no Bear Force One reference? For shame.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Why is Lincoln always riding atop a bear in these things? Though, TR shooting a yeti? Yeah, right. He wouldn't need a gun. He would go mano a mano with it, then show it how awesome his 'stache is, and it would shrivel in shame.
 

r_Chance

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I need these for my classroom... especially FDR and Washington. Just pagemarked the site. He needs to expand and do Churchill. That would be epic.