These Aren't Your Grandpa's Presidential Portraits

[Singularly Datarific]

I'm almost sure the Roosevelt one is an actual picture, but what gives it away as fake is him being wimpy enough to use an M60 instead of his fists when fighting Sasquatches.

 

[nebtheslayer95]

but how about a bear with monocle and top hat riding President Lincoln with laser-eyes

OH. MY. GOD. THAT. IS. AMAZING... no words, just... lfigbdsugb.

OT: If I wasnt completely broke I would find a way to buy them all and hang them in my room. Also, where's our good friend George Bush? Is that what Lincoln was hunting? (we can only hope so)

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Wait, what? No portrait of Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon and John F. Kennedy piloting Gundams against each other in a Presidential giant robot prize fight in a recreation of their first televised debates in 1960? No portrait of Barack Obama lightsaber dueling [http://morristsai.com/assets_c/2009/01/ObamaActionFigureA-thumb-500x331.jpg] John McCain aboard the Death Star (we have them fighting in a dance off [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJIORWj4tw], but that can only go so far)? Not even a Cold War themed Rocky tribute pitting Ronald Reagan against Mikhail Gorbachev?

And as awesome as it is to see Lincoln riding his bear cavalry, given his hobby of grappling it'd make much more sense for him to be wrestling said bear in a no holds barred cage fight.

Here's to hoping that the artist takes a cue from College Humor and does a movie poster version of Shaft with President Taft.

Cracked reader in the house, Teddy fans represent!

Bully! Rough Riders assemble!

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I've seen some of these before. A long time ago, too.

 

[BlackWidower]

Fun fact: The image of Teddy Roosevelt there is in fact historically accurate.

 

[Sylveria]

If one of the 2012 candidates comes out with a poster like this.. I'll vote for them. I don't care if they're the most crazy conservative fundamentalist Christian ever, I'll vote for them.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

Hey UK U jelly? I want some of those pictures to paste in the history textbooks when the teacher isn't looking.

Please, Henry VIII's walking staff was a big spiked mace with three gun barrels in the head.

Wow, I thought you were kidding, but that's actually true [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword]. I always thought Final Fantasy 8 was the originator of the hilariously oxymoronical gunblade. It's like having a steam-petrol hybrid car.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm printing out a copy of that Abe Lincoln image and sticking it inside my history folder for the upcoming school year... I might buy it if there are any copies left by tomorrow.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ok those iamges are badass! Serious nothing can get more awesome with Abraham Lincoln on a bear. I want to see more!

 

[Zing]

Cool, but why is George Washington (i think) punching gorillas? What do they have to do with anything? -.-

 

[poleboy]

Great stuff. Reminds me of:

Fun fact: Googling "giant robot nixon" also gives you an image of the final boss in Wolfenstein 3D (mecha-Hitler).