They Fight Crime!

[Super Toast]

Hello Escapists. I just stumbled across a website that proved itself to be a very amusing time waster. http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ is a website that randomly generates crime-solving TV shows. Post your best result!

He's an underprivileged umbrella-wielding shaman She's a time-travelling tomboy bodyguard from Mars. They fight crime!

 

[CheesusCrust]

He's a gun-slinging arachnophobic librarian with acid for blood. She's a cynical renegade pearl diver married to the Mob. They fight crime!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

He's a maverick Catholic werewolf with a passion for fast cars. She's a blind renegade widow living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

*slowly backs away and runs off to work on the script*

 

[Keava]

He's a one-legged day-dreaming barbarian trapped in a world he never made. She's a bloodthirsty hip-hop queen of the dead from a secret island of warrior women.

Actually that would make awesome starting plot. I need to utilize that at some point.

 

[Jark212]

He's a time-tossed umbrella-wielding sorcerer with a passion for fast cars. She's a warm-hearted thirtysomething wrestler with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

He's a short-sighted small-town dwarf possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's an enchanted belly-dancing archaeologist on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

The two most awesome ones I found...

 

[Flamma Man]

"He's a scarfaced chivalrous gangster whom everyone believes is mad. She's a sarcastic motormouth fairy princess who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"

THAT...actually doesn't sound half bad...

 

[Tipsy Giant]

He's an all-American dishevelled paranormal investigator whom everyone believes is mad. She's a sarcastic belly-dancing mechanic descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

I'd watch that, couldn't be worse than 90% of TV i'm looking at you Reality TV

 

[The Giggling Pin]

He's an unconventional Jewish househusband on the wrong side of the law. She's an enchanted tomboy museum curator who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

or

He's a hate-fuelled guitar-strumming paramedic in drag. She's a provocative hypochondriac traffic cop with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!



Can't decide whats best but i love that site!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

He's a suave umbrella-wielding cyborg looking for 'the Big One.' She's an orphaned wisecracking Hell's Angel fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

That doesn't sound half bad.

Wait, umbrella-wielding cyborg?

 

[ShakerSilver]

"He's a bookish skateboarding rock star in drag. She's a radical blonde detective with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!"

Erm, opposites attract?

"He's a scarfaced alcoholic senator with a secret. She's a virginal kleptomaniac museum curator who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"

That's just... wrong.

"He's a gun-slinging Catholic jungle king on a search for his missing sister. She's a manipulative Buddhist queen of the dead with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"

...WHAT.

 

[Angeryterrano]

He's an immortal zombie cyborg searching for his wife's true killer. She's a violent cat-loving pearl diver from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

 

[Angeryterrano]

He's a globe-trotting white trash gentleman spy with acid for blood. She's a strong-willed belly-dancing pearl diver with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

 

[Angeryterrano]

He's a maverick chivalrous grifter for the 21st century. She's a cold-hearted Buddhist Valkyrie with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

You had me at sword-wielding amish astronaut...

He's a sword-wielding Amish astronaut looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a mistrustful motormouth traffic cop from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

 

[Queen Michael]

He's a notorious soccer-playing farmboy with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a manipulative hypochondriac advertising executive from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

 

[CrazyFikus]

He's an uncontrollable shark-wrestling shaman living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a warm-hearted green-skinned bounty hunter from out of town. They fight crime!

Wait, what?

 

[antidonkey]

He's a jaded drug-addicted vampire hunter from the Mississippi delta. She's a transdimensional antique-collecting hooker in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

 

[-Samurai-]

He's an unconventional bohemian dwarf She's a cold-hearted gypsy magician's assistant from beyond the grave They fight crime!

He's an ungodly Jewish master criminal on the run. She's a disco-crazy junkie college professor living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

He's a world-famous ninja cop who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a cosmopolitan impetuous opera singer who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

And my favorite:
He's a deeply religious zombie werewolf on a mission from God possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a violent snooty mermaid on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Oh, I love the "They Fight Crime" kind of stuff.

"He's a hate-fuelled devious vagrant looking for 'the Big One.' She's a radical nymphomaniac detective with the power to see death. They fight crime!"

I can totally see this being made.