Thief Steals Laptop, Returns Data on USB Stick

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dochmbi

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Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to steal everything you see.
 

Gamegodtre

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dex-dex said:
so he is a dick for stealing the laptop but he is not a dick for giving the information back?

this is very interesting.
no he wont be a dick if in a month he returns the laptop with a written apology
 

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The thief still has the laptop, gentleman my ass more like douchebag. It's more of a mockery than anything, the real thieves would skin this guy/gal alive for not following the rules of thieves club. That's like if a guy stole your taco out your hand and ate everything but one bite and gave it back to you. Oh what a good guy he didn't eat it all at least! No! He's a fuckin douchebag that taco is no longer in my stomach!
 

Enzeru92

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Wow that was awesome sure he lost some stuff but he got his data HE GOT HIS DATA!!! its a happy ending for the world greatest thief
 

Alar

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A gentleman thief.

Unfortunately, he isn't a true gentleman, or he wouldn't have stolen anything in the first place.
 

CrazyMedic

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the way I see it, this guy was an average joe who stole some money to feed a family or something and returned everything that wasn't worth money(maybe he lost the libary card) and when he saw the stuff on it he decided to return it, I wonder where the usb stick came from?
 

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Hashbrick said:
The thief still has the laptop, gentleman my ass more like douchebag. It's more of a mockery than anything, the real thieves would skin this guy/gal alive for not following the rules of thieves club. That's like if a guy stole your taco out your hand and ate everything but one bite and gave it back to you. Oh what a good guy he didn't eat it all at least! No! He's a fuckin douchebag that taco is no longer in my stomach!
more of like taking the television out of the box and only stealing the box...
 

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this is nice :)
the way i see it, there are 2 main reasons people steal; out of necessity, and out of greed. people who steal out of greed rarely show remorse for their crime. but the fact that this person returned everything but the laptop shows that this person must need that laptop more than this professor does
 

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Gamegodtre said:
dex-dex said:
so he is a dick for stealing the laptop but he is not a dick for giving the information back?

this is very interesting.
no he wont be a dick if in a month he returns the laptop with a written apology
and a carton of ice cream.
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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C95J said:
This guy deserves a medal!
If only we knew who he was...
Yes... if only we knew who he was I have this nice medal. But, oh well, if he doesn't want to identify himself then I guess this is going in the trash.
 

Railgun88

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WOW! Coming from someone who has no hope for humanity at all, I can honestly say that I felt a twinkle of hope for humanity for that. But it's gonna take much more for me to have a solid hope for humanity. Alot, more.
 

mjc0961

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Nice thief my ass. He's still a douchebag thief. If he was really so concerned he shouldn't have stolen anything in the first place. Fuck that guy, I hope they find him and put him in jail with all the other dirty thieves.

tthor said:
this is nice :)
the way i see it, there are 2 main reasons people steal; out of necessity, and out of greed. people who steal out of greed rarely show remorse for their crime. but the fact that this person returned everything but the laptop shows that this person must need that laptop more than this professor does
Horse shit. Nobody needs a laptop.
 

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C95J said:
it would be very crushing to have all that work stolen, but this makes me chuckle a bit. And, someday, might end up on one of those cop's and robbers shows, as the worlds kindest thief :)

Doesn't give me any more hope for humanity though, he still stole his laptop... and his library card...

seriously who does that? :p
Oddly enough, when I was returning from my last deployment, I had a fairly new (about six month old) alienware laptop that cost me about 3.5k USD (for those interested, I found that the investment was not worthwhile in the long run). A friend and I we sleeping in close proximity (along with dozens of others returning from their own deployments) and I, being a fool, left my laptop in the open. My friend left his bargain bin (> 500 USD) laptop carefully locked inside his stuff. When we awoke, my laptop was sitting in the open still happily humming along while his had been looted at some point in the evening.

So, to reiterate, some jerkbag came into a room, swiped the laptop OUT of a bag mere inches away from a sleeping soldier when another, obviously more valuable laptop sat unguarded and in the open.

twillman15 said:
Hashbrick said:
The thief still has the laptop, gentleman my ass more like douchebag. It's more of a mockery than anything, the real thieves would skin this guy/gal alive for not following the rules of thieves club. That's like if a guy stole your taco out your hand and ate everything but one bite and gave it back to you. Oh what a good guy he didn't eat it all at least! No! He's a fuckin douchebag that taco is no longer in my stomach!
more of like taking the television out of the box and only stealing the box...
That is the better description I'd say. For most computer using professionals, the value of the computer itself pales in comparison to the value of the data contained on it.
 

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Xzi said:
TimeLord said:
Thieves now wear top hats and monocles.

The age of the gentleman thief is born.
I think that might drop your stealth score a little bit.
id imagine that would improve it, who expects a man wearing a top hat and monocle to steal?