Things Games Have Taught You.

[TorqueZero]

You run quicker with a knife in your hand. (CS)
If you're getting your butt handed to you by someone half your age, pack Sonic Boom and 3x Frag grenades. (CoD4)
When technique fails just mash the buttons. (Tekken)

 

[hamster mk 4]

COD taught me to reload constantly even if I have only expended 3 bullets of a 30 round clip. When picking locations to snipe from do not stand where you can see the entire level (because the entire level can see you). If no enemies are visible aim at the corner where they are most likely to appear, that way all you need to do is click the mouse if one does pop up. If you can't see the grenade it will not kill you no matter how fimsy the material between you and the grenade is. You can shake off a coucussion is a few secconds.

I learned what Nodachi, Yari, and Nagata are from Shogun Total War. Age of Empires 3 taught me about Stralets. Diablo2 taught me what Vouges, Samshires, and Glavies.

 

[SteinFaust]

no matter how cool your armor is it will protect like paper mache.
no matter how many cool color patterns there are, people will always choose black because it's "badass".
there wil always be a blue team and a red team.
throwing feathers at a zombie will kill it.
110 lb teenage boys can kill large magic demons.
in the future, there are only 5-story tall robots. they fight in large metropolis', but the populus is nowhere to be seen/blown up/stepped on.
bad guys always have more money than god. (seriously, have you ever walked up to a giant base, or horde of angry robots, or labyrinthian castle and say "JEEZ! WHO FUNDS THIS SH1T?!")
boots will turn into a corroded mush, but slightly shinier boots will let you walk on lava.
everyone can do bullet time.
people can sprint, charge for 5 sec, and repeat for miles without puking regardless of amount of gear or current temperature.
no matter how many times a foe will slash you, you will never be visibly cut or damaged.

 

[emge]

Gaming takes up alot of your time.
Gaming takes your toughts away from all the things you could have done wile gaming in the past.
Knowing that new games will always be released, i can continue to nothing but play games as they'll be there to take my mind of it at later times to.

 

[The_Chief]

if you run and jump 2 times the third will be a mega jump
food will heal gun shots to the head
if you shoot a friend they wont shoot back just say stop
if you jump off a high surface you wont die
THE CAKE IS A LIE

 

[anNIALLator]

that people wearing blue and red are mortal enemies.

 

[The_Chief]

o also that everytime a solider picks up a rocket launcher he says"its party time" and when he picks up a health box he says "go to go" also that blue tanks are impartial

 

[buggy65]

1. no matter how many people you kill, there are always more eager to fight you
2. no one took cover before 1998
3. pokemon battles are not illegal but michael vick still isn't allowed to do it
4. bosses are not always stronger... they just have 5X the hit points
5. rats carry gold
6. you can take hits from bullets without flinching or falling over
6. your bones are made of steel
7.... until you die, then you are like a plasic bag in the wind
8. you can expect one solider to fight in every major conflict in a war without leave
9. WWII lasted aprox. 30 years...
10. There is always life after WWIII
11. glowing blue grenades will stick to every serface other than your hands
12. Looting the bodey is okay
13. You can walk acrossed the entirety of Cyrodill without sleep
14. The government is hiding something all the time
15. sometimes the government invests in supernatural cults
16. mutants are easy to make
17. the cost of a persons life in Cyrodill is 100 gold
18. You can only carry so much equipment... but infinite cash
19. All vehicals are easy to control... except helicopters
20. It is a good idea to put gasoline for a chainsaw directly onto a gun that shoot automatically with no heat compensation (Gears of War)
21. Chainsaws can cut through numerous people/zombies without getting gunked up with blood and flesh
22. If someone dies in the champaigne they still can appear in multplayer (Gears)
23. Enemys will continually charge you when you get on a turret
24. all bullets are tracer rounds, always
25. you are a master of reloading any gun

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

movie tie ins will almost always be a disapointment...... sigh..

 

[Auron555]

World of Warcraft just taught me that it doesn't matter if the foe is ten times as big as you; if you're wearing plate mail, you can take a hit.

If you get shot in the leg while jumping, you flinch in your upper body and continue your jump trajectory. (Halo 3)

You can shoot while flying in a jetpack, but not while falling when said jetpack runs out of fuel. Oh, and any fall under 100ft. won't kill you. (Star Wars: Battlefront 2)

 

[RabbitJunk]

That in guitar hero there is always a better score...... =(

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

that one quote can be done to death in less than a year....(the cake is a lie) ...

 

[jeremyTH]

Spyro has taught me that when dragonflies eat butterflies they change colors

 

[lousyshot55]

1. You shoot off-screen to reload
2. Explosive barrels are everywhere
3. When engaged in boss battles, shoot the glowing yellow part, or swollen member
4. Soviets, Nazi's and terrorists always get their ass kicked by Americans......always
5. Nobody likes a team killer
6. Their is no respawning in real life
7. You can't trust an army to accomplish a task so you need ONE special agent to accomplish the task for them.
8. Girls love misogynist wankers in games (Zero Punctuation)
9. You always fall down a cliff when you haven't quick saved
10. The force is always with you

 

[AyaReiko]

Japanese schoolgirls are easy. (99% of Japanese Date Sims)

 

[Archemetis]

Killing everyone who hasn't got a red aura will earn you a sweet ass set of horns.
(Fable)

Every problem or person you find yourself dealing with can always be solved with violence.
(God of War 1 and 2)

If russians are doing some bad shit, you can be sure there is a Nuke involved somewhere.
(MGS)

and lastly...

Only REALLY SPECIAL people can use Guns.
(Wild Arms.)

 

[MalevolentJim]

1.It's possible to carry swords the size of motorcycles (ff7)
2.Women have a better chance for working for the CIA if they have huge breasts.(Ninja Gaiden 2)
3.You can still get busted by the police for something they made up.(OblivioN,GTA 4)
4.Nobody makes the first jump.(COD4)
5.Corpsehumping is for losers.(Halo 3)
6.You can still sell the same product if you put a different number on it.(Rainbow Six Vegas 2)

 

[Platinum117]

That age is actually a system of levelling designed by god and that you become stronger and mroe intelligent higher your age, although there seems to be some sort of glitch around 30 because everything goes downhill from there by the looks of it.

 

[Platinum117]

All bullets are tracer rounds seconded

 

[jebussaves88]

You can kill ghosts with a nice portrait of them using 35mm film.
Russians all speak English.
Monkeys are conspiring to blow up dams.
Robin Atkin Downes will take any work he can.