Super Smash Bros. Brawl. You broke my heart Nintendo. You broke my heart. Those delays...they raised my expectations...maybe it was my fault...Oh God...I think I might cry. It hurts so much.
Things in gaming you have never been able to forgive.
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FPS games for being cesspools of all things immature and mindless. Even if an FPS were to come out with actual walking, jumping, and at least logical movement, there's always going to be the 95% playerbase that abuses the hell out of the dance/bunnyhop crap.
The fact that the game manual now entirely consists of a picture of the controller and the helpline numbers. I remember back when i would sit for an hour memorising all the little details about the characters, weapons, etc. now i can finish it before the games even loaded.
section 8 ughhhh lock on system really?? overdrive which is no weapons but can kill people by running into them, and jetpacks suck in all games except 4 reach
Spiderman 3, I'll never get over how crappy that game was.
Also WWF No Mercy for the N64, I loved WWF Wrestlemania 2000 and was too excited for the sequel, I spent hours creating a character, then spent hours playing the campaign, only to have the buggy arse of a game erase my created character half way through the story and it would do this every single fucking time. To this day it still makes me rage just thinking about it.
Also WWF No Mercy for the N64, I loved WWF Wrestlemania 2000 and was too excited for the sequel, I spent hours creating a character, then spent hours playing the campaign, only to have the buggy arse of a game erase my created character half way through the story and it would do this every single fucking time. To this day it still makes me rage just thinking about it.
Kingdom Hearts II. More specifically, the Tron world. What the hell was that shit? I don't care whatever anyone says, Atlantica >>>>>>>> Tron. Atlantica was BAD ASS.
Sofia Lamb from Bioshock 2
Initially, I was wary of there being a sequel to that game in the first place. But since I love the series that much, I decided to give it a go anyway. It wasn't as good as the first game, but I was expecting that. What I wasn't expecting was... her.
I hated her. And not just because she was the main villain, but also because of her very existence. Especially because the developers decided to add a couple of audio logs where she has a debate with Andrew Ryan and manages to out-speech him. And keep in mind that we never even heard of her in the previous game. That was just a step too far to try and retcon Andrew Ryan's awesomeness.
Initially, I was wary of there being a sequel to that game in the first place. But since I love the series that much, I decided to give it a go anyway. It wasn't as good as the first game, but I was expecting that. What I wasn't expecting was... her.
I hated her. And not just because she was the main villain, but also because of her very existence. Especially because the developers decided to add a couple of audio logs where she has a debate with Andrew Ryan and manages to out-speech him. And keep in mind that we never even heard of her in the previous game. That was just a step too far to try and retcon Andrew Ryan's awesomeness.
Every big name game that spawned 50 bastard off-spring.
Fanwanking - when people think it's a kickass idea to persistently cross franchises together like Soul Calibur and Star Wars, or the upcoming Tekken and Street Fighter. What?
Inconceivable plotlines. See Legacy of Kain for more details.
Broken games. Neverwinter Nights 2 + both expansion packs, especially the retail version. No debugging was done whatsoever (Steam version wasn't any better though).
Fanwanking - when people think it's a kickass idea to persistently cross franchises together like Soul Calibur and Star Wars, or the upcoming Tekken and Street Fighter. What?
Inconceivable plotlines. See Legacy of Kain for more details.
Broken games. Neverwinter Nights 2 + both expansion packs, especially the retail version. No debugging was done whatsoever (Steam version wasn't any better though).
i second that judgement.Eggsnham said:
I used to love that series, but MW2 was the straw that broke the camel's back. All the little kids spamming my inbox with 10th prestiege lobby shit, all the camping, all the people playing objective based matches just so they can camp and get kill streak rewards. It was an okay game, but its not the greatest thing ever and i hate how so many people act like it is.
Cheap and imbalanced weapons in multiplayer. Grenade Launchers, MW2 secondary Shotguns, Claymores, WaW MP40... there's a lot of examples. Some of them, like the MP40, can literally break the entire game.
In GTA4, the car physics are not very good at all. Also, Bruce Kibbutz...WHY?!? Shame really as I really like it. Also - strippers are supposed to finish with less clothes on than when they started, not the same amount. All they are, are dancers who perform in their knickers.
Mass Effect 2 - Great game but the planet-scanning is a load of arse. Bring back the Mako if only to break up the cover-based shooting sections a bit.
Any game with Pokemon characters in, simply for ensuring the stupid fucking things stay in the spotlight.
Wardy
Mass Effect 2 - Great game but the planet-scanning is a load of arse. Bring back the Mako if only to break up the cover-based shooting sections a bit.
Any game with Pokemon characters in, simply for ensuring the stupid fucking things stay in the spotlight.
Wardy
- Criterion pulling a bait-and-switch and refusing to release Big Surf Island and Cops & Robbers for Burnout Paradise on PC.
- Saint's Row 2 (on PC, again) not getting the DLC.
Basically that, really. Anything where things for a game on consoles aren't released for the same game on PC. I'm slightly peeved that Forza 2/3 and Gran Turismo 5 aren't available for PC, but I don't suppose I can really blame them for those...
Also this:
- Saint's Row 2 (on PC, again) not getting the DLC.
Basically that, really. Anything where things for a game on consoles aren't released for the same game on PC. I'm slightly peeved that Forza 2/3 and Gran Turismo 5 aren't available for PC, but I don't suppose I can really blame them for those...
Also this:
Mrkittycat said:
Video game movies which then inspire games to follow the awful movies and result in video game movie games.
Basically, Uwe Boll's entire career.
Basically, Uwe Boll's entire career.
Final Fantasy X-2.
Please allow me a moment to express my exact feelings for this game:
...ahem. I don't like it.
Please allow me a moment to express my exact feelings for this game:
BLAAAAAAREG!!! HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! FREAKINGWHOOOOOREEEES WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYTHEMUUUSICALLLNUMBERSSSSS????? GAAAAAAAAAH! IIIIITTTTDOESNTMAAAKEAAAAAANNYSENSE! SSSSOOOOOONOFABITCH!
*another hour or so of incoherent rambling later*
...hate...
*another hour or so of incoherent rambling later*
...hate...
...ahem. I don't like it.
