things people say that makes you laugh instanly.

[Hazy]

When someone calls themselves "hardcore".

Double points if they're an Animal Crossing Fan.
(Relax all of you AC fans, It was just a joke.)

 

[marcjfarmer]

CONKYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I love Trailer Park Boys.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

When Americans say 'duty'. My reaction is always "heh heh 'doodie' X3".

Same thing with the people who can't pronounce their own country's name; "Amrrrrica".

 

[Erana]

ALso, "Shoopuf."

 

[GeoPB]

Seth Rogan. At least I think thats his name. Its late.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Chavs who think they're threatening.

In their defence, though, the reason I go all quiet and non-smarmy is because of the ACTUALLY threatening Chav next to him. I just laugh in private at the one who taught he was cool.

Oh, and Year 7s (12 and 13 yearolds at school for non-Brits), They just don't get their place, and they walk around all cocky and flamboyant. Then you kick one, and they're like fecking bubblewrap

 

[sanomaton]

"Pylly" or "tissit". They're both Finnish and the first means "bum" and the second "titties". You see, sometimes my mate randomly puts her hand on my shoulder, looks deep into my eyes and after a moment of silence says, "Titties/Bum." Makes me laugh every single time. (I do that too to everyone I dare to call friends.)

Oh, and POTATOOOO!

 

[P1p3s]

not me but a mate of mine always loves if you say knickers - the louder the better

 

[Blights]

Chavs who think they're threatening.

In their defence, though, the reason I go all quiet and non-smarmy is because of the ACTUALLY threatening Chav next to him. I just laugh in private at the one who taught he was cool.

Oh, and Year 7s (12 and 13 yearolds at school for non-Brits), They just don't get their place, and they walk around all cocky and flamboyant. Then you kick one, and they're like fecking bubblewrap

I don't. >_>

 

[Ex_ery]

The stereotypical black maid "O LORDY" makes me laugh no matter what the context. Im not racist I just think it is really funny.

I'll be honest my friend and I are not in the least bit racially or religiously insensitive; but i cannot help but giggle when I remember the following.


Friend got pulled over by a black motorcycle highway patrolman, and as soon as the cop flashed on his lights he turned to me and screamed: "HELPS MASSA' THEYSA AFTA ME!"

Now YOU try explaining to the cop why you're damn near falling out of the car laughing as he's trying to issue your bud a ticket..

 

[YIDOSH]

Anything idiots say on LIVE. They make me laugh so much.

 

[Agent Larkin]

The stereotypical black maid "O LORDY" makes me laugh no matter what the context. Im not racist I just think it is really funny.

I'll be honest my friend and I are not in the least bit racially or religiously insensitive; but i cannot help but giggle when I remember the following.


Friend got pulled over by a black motorcycle highway patrolman, and as soon as the cop flashed on his lights he turned to me and screamed: "HELPS MASSA' THEYSA AFTA ME!"

Now YOU try explaining to the cop why you're damn near falling out of the car laughing as he's trying to issue your bud a ticket..

That good sir made my fall to the ground with laughter. I hope you dont mind if I mention this story to some freinds of mine.

 

[Eskay]

My grandad uses a phrase that means to pretend to listen while ignoring.... cock-a-deafun.

Just sounds so much like sex with a disabled person.

 

[Ex_ery]

The stereotypical black maid "O LORDY" makes me laugh no matter what the context. Im not racist I just think it is really funny.

I'll be honest my friend and I are not in the least bit racially or religiously insensitive; but i cannot help but giggle when I remember the following.


Friend got pulled over by a black motorcycle highway patrolman, and as soon as the cop flashed on his lights he turned to me and screamed: "HELPS MASSA' THEYSA AFTA ME!"

Now YOU try explaining to the cop why you're damn near falling out of the car laughing as he's trying to issue your bud a ticket..

That good sir made my fall to the ground with laughter. I hope you dont mind if I mention this story to some freinds of mine.

By all means. I forgot to mention that my buddy is "Mocha" (black dad white mom, mixed skin color...idk how else to describe it he calls himself this) so to me it made the entire situation bladder-spilling hilarious.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Anytime during an animation when someone "shoops whoop" unexpectedly, like that one episode of Dragon Ball Z: Abridged.

 

[treehead]

anything from alan partirdge or spaced

 

[Wilfy]

"That's what she said"

Me and my friend play that in Maths.
The same friend repeatedly saying "rufflecopter"

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Not really a single thing, but anything with as little sense and said with as much seriousness as possible.

"I would very much like to join you, but alas, I just hear news of my gandmother being on fire."

 

[DiscoTuna]

Anything along the lines of "all up in my grill." pretty much has me in stitches.