When I'm reading a book and someone comes over and asks, "Is that book good?" I wouldn't be reading it if it wasn't good, dipshit.
When you add a friend on PSN, and they constantly badger you to play the same game all the time. (In my case it was Little Big Planet 2.) I have other games, and damn it I'm going to play them!
When a friend of mine tried to claim that Warhawk was a rip-off of Halo. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT!
When someone intentionally abuses a glitch in an online game, then tries to argue, "Well, it's in the game." And then they disregard the retort, "Well, the makers of the game didn't want it to be." Abusing a glitch like that is like running around injecting everyone with AIDS. Yes, it's in the world, but nobody really wants it to be, and just because no one has been able to fix it yet doesn't give you the right to do it!
Whenever I'm talking to a fan of Portal, and cake gets brought up, they always say "The cake is a lie", then laugh like it's the funniest thing in the world. GLADOS never even said that, and it wasn't even the funniest part of the game.
Once, a friend of mine asked me who Dave Chapelle is. I gave him the following description: "Thin, shaved head, black, a little bit of facial hair, and he usually wears a jacket of some sort on stage." My friend then stopped me and said "I prefer the term african-american" Two things here that really bug me.
1. I doubt he really cared, and he was just trying to look good
2. Fine, if I have to call him african-american, then you have to call me irish/english/german/native-american. Or you could just call me white, and I can just call him black. See how much more convenient that is?
Thanks for making the thread. I had a lot to ***** about
EDIT: One thing I forgot to mention: When someone complains about American policies while living in America and reaping the rewards of said policies. That's like eating a delicious cake in front of a group of homeless people, and then complaining to the chef that the frosting sucks.(Granted, American policies could use a little work, but it's still annoying)