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Whateveralot

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I know it, but I don't think I should say it...


Anyway, what really annoys me is the "hey, how are you?" smalltalk. Seriously people, get more creative!
 

Ren3004

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It annoys me that I'm starting to think that a friend of mine I fancy is dating another friend of mine, but I can't really ask them straight so I can't get any kind of closure.
 

nklshaz

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When I'm reading a book and someone comes over and asks, "Is that book good?" I wouldn't be reading it if it wasn't good, dipshit.

When you add a friend on PSN, and they constantly badger you to play the same game all the time. (In my case it was Little Big Planet 2.) I have other games, and damn it I'm going to play them!

When a friend of mine tried to claim that Warhawk was a rip-off of Halo. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT!

When someone intentionally abuses a glitch in an online game, then tries to argue, "Well, it's in the game." And then they disregard the retort, "Well, the makers of the game didn't want it to be." Abusing a glitch like that is like running around injecting everyone with AIDS. Yes, it's in the world, but nobody really wants it to be, and just because no one has been able to fix it yet doesn't give you the right to do it!

Whenever I'm talking to a fan of Portal, and cake gets brought up, they always say "The cake is a lie", then laugh like it's the funniest thing in the world. GLADOS never even said that, and it wasn't even the funniest part of the game.

Once, a friend of mine asked me who Dave Chapelle is. I gave him the following description: "Thin, shaved head, black, a little bit of facial hair, and he usually wears a jacket of some sort on stage." My friend then stopped me and said "I prefer the term african-american" Two things here that really bug me.

1. I doubt he really cared, and he was just trying to look good

2. Fine, if I have to call him african-american, then you have to call me irish/english/german/native-american. Or you could just call me white, and I can just call him black. See how much more convenient that is?


Thanks for making the thread. I had a lot to ***** about :)

EDIT: One thing I forgot to mention: When someone complains about American policies while living in America and reaping the rewards of said policies. That's like eating a delicious cake in front of a group of homeless people, and then complaining to the chef that the frosting sucks.(Granted, American policies could use a little work, but it's still annoying)
 

Rin Little

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Stupid people... unfortunately this means the vast majority of the population >.> And when people feel the need to openly stare at me for whatever reason, either look the other way or have the balls to say something...
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Feeding off another thread: when people say professional wrestling (as in WWE wrestling) is 'gay'.
It's not gay, but superficially, it's extremely camp and homoerotic. It may not be 'gay' [not that there's anything wrong with that, of course], but the spectacle of two oily, muscular men engaging in choreographed hugging in their underwear, punctuated by overwrought acting mayseem pretty gay to the average observer.

OT: I don't like it when people assume that when I get into a new genre of music, I'm 'still trying to 'find my identity' like a fourteen year old. I listen to everything from minimalist orchestral, breakbeat, black metal, dubstep, folk and shoegaze on any given day. Variety is good, establishing an identity based on one thing is not.

/rant
 

StBishop

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ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Feeding off another thread: when people say professional wrestling (as in WWE wrestling) is 'gay'.
Not being a dick, but surely that would be a plus for you if it were. Marrying two things you love. (Not a stalker, you just have a great avatar and I tend to agree with your posts so I stop to read them when I see it.)
It might be, if 99% of WWE superstars weren't either ugly or weird looking. Truth be told there's only two hot ones.

Justin Gabriel:


and Evan Bourne:


(ignore the blonde woman)

Plus... I don't watch wrestling for guys grapping one another wearing very little. If I wanted that, I'd watch porn. It's free and it's much more sexy. It's just an annoying double standard that gay guys + sport with men not wearing much = he must be wanking to it, or something similar.

Unfortunately despite the immediate visuals, the wrestling fanbase is often very hyper-masculine morons who tend to be quite homophobic, be it casually or actively.
Surely Bobby Lashley is hot.


But I'd guess that the reason that plenty of straight guys make that assumption is because that's what some of us do when watching womens sport (Wrestling, Beach Volleyball, Tennis). Obviously it's a minority of people who don't do as you said, and simply watch pron, but I'd like to think only a minority assume that gay men only watch wrestling to have a toss.

I know the type, that's pretty much every wrestling fan I've met to date.
 

StBishop

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nklshaz said:
When I'm reading a book and someone comes over and asks, "Is that book good?" I wouldn't be reading it if it wasn't good, dipshit.
What if it's required reading for a class, and you think it's not a good book?
 

ReservoirAngel

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StBishop said:
ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Feeding off another thread: when people say professional wrestling (as in WWE wrestling) is 'gay'.
Not being a dick, but surely that would be a plus for you if it were. Marrying two things you love. (Not a stalker, you just have a great avatar and I tend to agree with your posts so I stop to read them when I see it.)
It might be, if 99% of WWE superstars weren't either ugly or weird looking. Truth be told there's only two hot ones.

Justin Gabriel:


and Evan Bourne:


(ignore the blonde woman)

Plus... I don't watch wrestling for guys grapping one another wearing very little. If I wanted that, I'd watch porn. It's free and it's much more sexy. It's just an annoying double standard that gay guys + sport with men not wearing much = he must be wanking to it, or something similar.

Unfortunately despite the immediate visuals, the wrestling fanbase is often very hyper-masculine morons who tend to be quite homophobic, be it casually or actively.
Surely Bobby Lashley is hot.

But I'd guess that the reason that plenty of straight guys make that assumption is because that's what some of us do when watching womens sport (Wrestling, Beach Volleyball, Tennis). Obviously it's a minority of people who don't do as you said, and simply watch pron, but I'd like to think only a minority assume that gay men only watch wrestling to have a toss.

I know the type, that's pretty much every wrestling fan I've met to date.
Straight men jerk it to women's tennis? Wow... that's an eye-opener right there. How... how can you? I don't mean it in just the "how can you find women hot?" thing cause I've long since given up trying to get an answer for that, but surely in women's tennis any eroticism there might be is immediately destroyed by their ludicrous grunting. Every time I hear that I crack up laughing, and it's virtually impossible to masturbate while giggling like a schoolboy.

But that aside, I get your point. It's what "we find WWE Divas hot, so the fags must find the normal wrestlers hot" way of thinking that is all too common.

Plus please tell me you're joking about Lashley or I might have to hunt you down Terminator-style and fire way more shots than necessary into you with a laser-guided handgun.
 

nklshaz

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StBishop said:
nklshaz said:
When I'm reading a book and someone comes over and asks, "Is that book good?" I wouldn't be reading it if it wasn't good, dipshit.
What if it's required reading for a class, and you think it's not a good book?
The people who ask are usually classmates, so they'd be reading it too, so I usually only get asked about the books I read by my own decision. (The books we get assigned to read are usually pretty decent, so that wouldn't be a problem either way.)
 

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MarlonBlazed said:
The fans of... (insert anything here)
Ditto, especially the crazed die-hard ones. Yeesh. Especially hardcore waibus or otakus or whatever else you can call them, my word.
Also the annoying kids in my street. Do any of you lot live in a street with a group of kids who do nothing but play in the middle of the road up and down the street, a lot of the time they'd stand there and stare attentively at you and/or any cars that may pass them and you begin to wonder whether or not they actually have homes at all? If any of that made the slightest bit of sense, lol.


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StBishop

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ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Feeding off another thread: when people say professional wrestling (as in WWE wrestling) is 'gay'.
Not being a dick, but surely that would be a plus for you if it were. Marrying two things you love. (Not a stalker, you just have a great avatar and I tend to agree with your posts so I stop to read them when I see it.)
It might be, if 99% of WWE superstars weren't either ugly or weird looking. Truth be told there's only two hot ones.

Justin Gabriel:


and Evan Bourne:


(ignore the blonde woman)

Plus... I don't watch wrestling for guys grapping one another wearing very little. If I wanted that, I'd watch porn. It's free and it's much more sexy. It's just an annoying double standard that gay guys + sport with men not wearing much = he must be wanking to it, or something similar.

Unfortunately despite the immediate visuals, the wrestling fanbase is often very hyper-masculine morons who tend to be quite homophobic, be it casually or actively.
Surely Bobby Lashley is hot.

But I'd guess that the reason that plenty of straight guys make that assumption is because that's what some of us do when watching womens sport (Wrestling, Beach Volleyball, Tennis). Obviously it's a minority of people who don't do as you said, and simply watch pron, but I'd like to think only a minority assume that gay men only watch wrestling to have a toss.

I know the type, that's pretty much every wrestling fan I've met to date.
Straight men jerk it to women's tennis? Wow... that's an eye-opener right there. How... how can you? I don't mean it in just the "how can you find women hot?" thing cause I've long since given up trying to get an answer for that, but surely in women's tennis any eroticism there might be is immediately destroyed by their ludicrous grunting. Every time I hear that I crack up laughing, and it's virtually impossible to masturbate while giggling like a schoolboy.

But that aside, I get your point. It's what "we find WWE Divas hot, so the fags must find the normal wrestlers hot" way of thinking that is all too common.

Plus please tell me you're joking about Lashley or I might have to hunt you down Terminator-style and fire way more shots than necessary into you with a laser-guided handgun.
It's actually all about the grunting.

You close your eyes and just listen to the grunting and moaning.

I am only semi joking about Lashley. I find his body type desirable to have/be but I don't actually think it's hot, I just wish I could look like him.
 

ReservoirAngel

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StBishop said:
It's actually all about the grunting.

You close your eyes and just listen to the grunting and moaning.
See I couldn't do that. It just sounds too comical to ever be considered sexual in my mind. Sex noise should be sensual moans, not the over-the-top huffing they do. If that's the sounds woman make in the porn you watch then... that's not normal porn.

I am only semi joking about Lashley. I find his body type desirable to have/be but I don't actually think it's hot, I just wish I could look like him.
Really? *looks as Lashley* okay, it's your body. That's just the exact opposite of the body I'd want, and an almost caricature of the body I want on the guy(s) I have relationships with.
 

blaqknoise

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When you state an opinion and then the first reply you get is about how wrong your opinion is.

That just pisses me off.
 

StBishop

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ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
It's actually all about the grunting.

You close your eyes and just listen to the grunting and moaning.
See I couldn't do that. It just sounds too comical to ever be considered sexual in my mind. Sex noise should be sensual moans, not the over-the-top huffing they do. If that's the sounds woman make in the porn you watch then... that's not normal porn.
I don't actually watch porn, and when I have in the past I've preferred still, nude, images to actual people having sex.
So the noises are based off of my sex life. Am I doing it wrong?

I am only semi joking about Lashley. I find his body type desirable to have/be but I don't actually think it's hot, I just wish I could look like him.
Really? *looks as Lashley* okay, it's your body. That's just the exact opposite of the body I'd want, and an almost caricature of the body I want on the guy(s) I have relationships with.
It's more of a respect for what he's achieved. I don't think I'd actually go that far but I'd like to aim for that area. Growing up as a skinny weed will do that to ya.

I don't really worry about the aesthetics of body types when thinking about what I'd like to look like, it's really only other dudes who care. In my experience a woman cares more about being made to feel sexy than being with someone who looks sexy.

A more realistic (achievable with my genetics) and probably desirable build would be this:


Women tend to like it too, otherwise he'd have made a poor model wouldn't he?
 

ReservoirAngel

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StBishop said:
I don't actually watch porn, and when I have in the past I've preferred still, nude, images to actual people having sex.
So the noises are based off of my sex life. Am I doing it wrong?
That depends on what tennis match you watch for noise comparison.

It's more of a respect for what he's achieved. I don't think I'd actually go that far but I'd like to aim for that area. Growing up as a skinny weed will do that to ya.
Or you could just embrace your weediness, like me. I'm short and thin as anyone I've ever met but I'm cool with that. Besides, muscular bottoms are weird...

Still, it's your body I suppose. I wish you the best of luck Stathaming yourself (yes, that's a verb now).
 

mental_looney

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People who ask a question and don't listen to the answer.
Working in customer support.
In your face religeous types.
Girls who talk in the toilets who aren't acutally there to use them that really off putting when you just want to pee.