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StBishop

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ReservoirAngel said:
StBishop said:
I don't actually watch porn, and when I have in the past I've preferred still, nude, images to actual people having sex.
So the noises are based off of my sex life. Am I doing it wrong?
That depends on what tennis match you watch for noise comparison.

It's more of a respect for what he's achieved. I don't think I'd actually go that far but I'd like to aim for that area. Growing up as a skinny weed will do that to ya.
Or you could just embrace your weediness, like me. I'm short and thin as anyone I've ever met but I'm cool with that. Besides, muscular bottoms are weird...

Still, it's your body I suppose. I wish you the best of luck Stathaming yourself (yes, that's a verb now).
I'm less weedy than I was as a teen. I have rather broad shoulders anyway, and I'm about 190cm tall (6'2" - 6'3" ish) so it was more of a weedy as a child, now want to be burlier like my brother and dad are.

If stathaming wasn't a verb already it needed to be.
 
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When I log onto youtube and it's loggeed onto a completely random account of a person i've never even met.

That happened. Twice. And both times no one had been in my appartment but me for days so it can't be that.

Messing with them is funny as hell though.
 

ReservoirAngel

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StBishop said:
I'm less weedy than I was as a teen. I have rather broad shoulders anyway, and I'm about 190cm tall (6'2" - 6'3" ish) so it was more of a weedy as a child, now want to be burlier like my brother and dad are.

If stathaming wasn't a verb already it needed to be.
Now I'm jealous of you. Despite being 20 years old I'm all of 5'9" and so slim that I often get mistaken for a young teenager when people see me from behind. And even once or twice when they see me from the front (including once that resulted in threats of police involvement, which was weird).

And yes, Stathaming is a long overdue addition to the English language.

Use_Imagination_here said:
When I log onto youtube and it's loggeed onto a completely random account of a person i've never even met.

That happened. Twice. And both times no one had been in my appartment but me for days so it can't be that.

Messing with them is funny as hell though.
You might have a burly, chiselled man living in your ceiling crawl space. It happens.
 

LiraelG

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People who think they're God's gift. -_-

People who think they are always right and believe anyone who thinks differently is stupid and/or holds an invalid opinion.
 

theseworlds

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People Who Type With The First Letter Of Each Word In Capital.

Seriously, why? It takes so much longer, doesn't add strength to your argument/statement, and is grammatically incorrect. Irritating.
 

Noala

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when people called me depressed because I listen to to Funeral Doom
when people don't know of Funeral Doom or any other metal sub-genre apart from "Satanic Norwegian Guy Metal"

when people have a conversation with me even though they have no idea what I'm talking about
when people accuse gamers of having no social life, friends and claiming that video games are violent

and when people don't recognise the classics of anything, such as a conversation I had a while back while reading 1984: Him: "So, what's 1984 about?" Me: "You've don't know?" Him: "No, I've never heard of it" Me (in my head): "*rage*"
 

SixWingedAsura

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My fellow humans.

No offense to anyone in particular, I just believe everyone is a blithering idiot until proven otherwise.
 

Loner Jo Jo

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Commercials that are blasting me out of my seat. I'll be watching a show, with perfect volume so I can hear it, but I don't wake up my family either when suddenly an ad comes on loud as fuck. I have to preemptively mute my TV. It's ridiculous.

People who use the word phobia too liberally. No, you don't have arachnophobia; you're just scared of spiders. There's a big fucking difference. (Apologies to anyone who does legitimately have arachnophobia.) I hate it because people think I'm an idiot when I say I have a phobia of blood tests. I avoid having physicals done at all costs because I know that they call for a test to be done, I have to take Valium in order to get through one without hyperventilating, and even just typing this here is knotting my stomach up and the crook of my elbow to ache. That's a phobia. I squeal when I see a spider, but I can still kill it and look at pictures of one. That's just being scared.
 

GamerKT

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People who start off a barely unpopular opinion with "Am I the only one...?"

No. No, you little prick. NO. You think that, out of the seven billion people on this planet, you're the only one who does or thinks that? You're an idiot.

(I know people usually use it to exaggerate the fact that they're in the minority, but a new phrase needs to be used. Seriously.)
 

EHKOS

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Crickets. Fuckers will not let me sleep. And I can't go out and kill them because they are small and it is dark.
 

GamerKT

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nklshaz said:
When I'm reading a book and someone comes over and asks, "Is that book good?" I wouldn't be reading it if it wasn't good, dipshit.
What's worse is when they ask "What's it about?"

1. They don't really give a shit.
2. They're never gonna read it.
3. Even if they were, they're an idiot for asking for spoilers.
4. I'm not fucking finished with it, so I don't even know, myself.

I find that it's easier to just tell them to read the back of the book. Even though that's the best thing to do, it makes me seem rude. Goddamn people.
 

Fewell

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I can't stand people who feel the need to respond to online comments in ALLCAPS with some douchy comment about shouting or cruise controls or some other nonsense.
Get over yourself. They aren't shouting, you can't hear this shit. All your response means is that you have at some point made a CONSCIOUS decision to be anti caps because you really felt you needed one more reason to be a prick to strangers or everyone else does it and we can't go about thinking for ourselves can we? No, no we cannot.
 

Froken Keke

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I think I'm a fairly easily annoyed person. I could probably write a whole book on stuff that I hate, and stuff that annoys me, and stuff that bothers me.

People in general seem to be a popular choice here, and yeah, people are fucking annoying in general. So I agree on that.
And then there's this thing about opinions. You think something, the other person thinks otherwise.
That's okay.
The other person tells you that you're opinion is wrong, or in the worst case, calls you a liar.
Do you know how fucking annoying it is when some asshole says that you only have your opinion to appear special, or whatever?
The right answer is very fucking annoying.
I mean, it makes no sense to lie about your opinion in a world where we have free speech. So why would anyone do that? Well, I sure as hell don't.
 

Vault101

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its not real music...it doesnt use REAL instruments!!!

ugghhhh bad DRM...the game must be terrible!!!

"I am right because I am a cynical douche"
 

retyopy

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Froken Keke said:
I think I'm a fairly easily annoyed person. I could probably write a whole book on stuff that I hate, and stuff that annoys me, and stuff that bothers me.

People in general seem to be a popular choice here, and yeah, people are fucking annoying in general. So I agree on that.
You know, people in general includes you. Therefore you are self hating, and no one likes a self hater, therefore people will not like you, and you won't like them. Problem solved!

Crappy pscychology aside, if you say you hate people in general, than you've got to explain why. That's like me saying that I hate the English (I don't, don't murder me) and when asked to clarify, I say that it's because they all have silly accents. Maybe my accent is silly to them! Maybe your definition of annoying is incredibly annoying to those same people who annoy you!

All I'm saying is that you can't go around saying that you hate the vast majority of an entire species for some generic reason.
 

ChaosBorne

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well lets see, things that annoy me, hmmm that list is rather long so i'll just focus on my greatest annoyances.

people that feel the need to spout their opinion without being asked for them, seriously i've had complete strangers impose themselves on conversations i've had with friends to give their opinion like their opinion somehow was of any importance to me, really now if i want to hear your opinion i'll fucking ask you for it.

people who can't follow instructions no matter how many times you tell them, even the simplest of instructions seems to be too difficult for them to follow, as an example, i've had someone repeatedly put too much product in a machine at work, i told him several times that he couldn't put so much of it in because it clogged the machine up and i had to run up a flight of stairs evertime to try and unclog it, this repeated itself about 8 or 9 times before i was just about ready to rip his head off, luckily my supervisor was wise enough to listen to my request to have help somebody else.

i also get incredably annoyed when a machine doesn't work the way it's supposed to without any apparant reason for it to malfunction, with people i can understand that they make mistakes, i don't like it but i've come to accept it, with machines however i have a much harder time to swallow their failings.

ignorant people annoy me to no end as well, i can understand when you have no previous knowledge of a subject, nobody can know everything after all, but to then refuse to listen to people who do actually know what they are talking about, that is unacceptable.

Religion is also incredably annoying for me, i have no problem with people believing in something but to claim your beliefs to be fact and force them down the throat of everyone else that is just arrogant in the extreme, how can you ever claim your beliefs are more right than that of somebody else, the very definition of the word "belief" excludes it from being known beyond doubt.

those are my greatest annoyances in no particular order.
it felt good to vent a little i must say :D
 

Hatchet90

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People talking during movies. Whether it be your personal commentary, texting, or literally talking to someone else while the movie is playing. This could include being at home and watching a movie with friends or going to the theater. Extra points if you walk in the middle of a movie and start asking questions. That REALLY pisses me off.
 

Tootiefly

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People who don't EVER take a hint!

When someone says that material goods are worth nothing, because I know that I find a lot of happiness in material goods.

When people say money is worthless and don't understand the social value placed upon money.

My dad.

There's this certain material that I can't touch and when people deliberately touch it or scratch it around me even though I've asked them politely to not to.

Et cetera.