Things that are oddly difficult to do in the dark.

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primitivescrewhead

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Furburt said:
Rolling a joint. (a legal one)

ARGH!

It's fucking impossible, especially when you're already pretty out of it and you're as clumsy as I am.
Yeah thats the worst, not as bad as trying to do so in the wind though...(It seemed like a good idea at the time)
 
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Mr.Squishy said:
Daystar Clarion said:
See. Oh, you mean something else? Peeing is hard in the dark. Well, hitting anything anyway.
Speak for yourself~ I consider myself a master darksman (that's a dark marksman). Also, girls have a hard time missing when they're peeing...I hope...
Yes, I needed a defintion of darksman, because I completely missed that masterful manipulation of the English language.
/sarcastic humour.
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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Aunel said:
wank

OT: I thought playing bass in the dark would be difficult, it's not.
HA. I was waiting for somebody to say that.
*cough*
I agree with you OT point. Tried it once, turned out to be the same as it is with the lights on.
 

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Aby_Z said:
Typing. I always make annoying, minimal errors over and over and over and over again.
I dunno about you but that's why I have a logitech lighty-uppy keyboard.

OT: Walking through my halls wearing the really slippery hanes socks and not either stubbing your toe or falling completely over. Especially when it's 1 AM and you're really tired.
 

WoUlD_yOu_KiNdLy

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hmmm there are alot of things... iwas was gonna say sex...but im not very good at that even when the lights are on =D. appartfrom that.... have you ever tried to see the sun when it dark. very difficult, only managed it once.
 

rockingnic

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Walking up stairs. I've been living in my house for 10 or more years and I still can't do it well without light. Every time I get to the top, I either, overstep (thinking there's another one) and stumble and making noise, or ram my foot into the top step and almost causing me to yell.
 

Sleekgiant

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Walking in general, especially if you have to get up to go to the bathroom real quick
 

Aurora219

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Aby_Z said:
Typing. I always make annoying, minimal errors over and over and over and over again.

Also, walking. Damned walls are my enemies during the night...
Ahaha, I have a backlit keyboard. I win.

My housemate walks into walls in daylight...

I'm surprisingly adept in darkness, I have little problem moving about etc.
 

Blargle Floft

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I find it very difficult to say histories in the darkness, like I am able odd to see the words that say and I am therefore incapable of is certain that have they are desired effect.
 

Maelgwyn

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Thank god for the Macbook Pro's backlit keyboard - it saves me having issues typing...

I have the issue of being quiet. Some weird reason, I make more noise in the dark (walking, hitting things)
 

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monkeypants said:
i would say watching salad fingers
Ah yes, that creepy green bastard created by some englishman with a strange sense of humor (or so I think, not sure, don't care enough to look)

OT: have any of you ever had to change a damn DIAPER in the dark? I doubt it, and for the love of god I hope you never have to.

P.S. It wasn't a babies diaper *spine chills at the thought*
 
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I can't type very well in the dark, or even the gloom, and I of course find it impossible to read, but that's not really odd.

Most other things I can do quite well, like getting dressed, showering, going to the toilet (a hilarious experience in the pitch black when you accidentally drop the toilet paper...), playing the guitar, engaging in other activities...
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Making a sandwich is almost impossible. And what ends up in it is completely down to chance. (Of course, it becomes a little easier when you put on the night vision goggles XD)
 

lollipopz

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oh i hate when you have to pull the plug out for the lamp or w/e for any reason and its pitch black and when you plug it back in again you can't find the holes and arrghahrhh now its dark and can't see anything and curse my laziness for not going and switching the main light on first

Another one is when I go into my sisters/parents room when they are sleeping to find something. So tricky