This. For as long as I can remember, I have always gotten a sinking feeling in my gut when I think of possibly being immortal. In fact, anything that goes on forever, like heaven, or the afterlife in general, creeps me out.Shax said:
Things That Become Creepy When You Think About Them
- Thread starter cojo965
- Start date
Recommended Videos
soren7550 said:
OH GOD, OH GOD NO! I CAN'T STOP LOOKING! WHY?! I CAN'T STOP SEEING IT!!!!
I'm tring to think of some of my own things to add... but I CAN'T BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
The more "child friendly" version of the threat of rape to the fair maiden: getting forced into marriage with the villain.
When you think about it... that means rape all the time with no way out and forever being bound to this evil douchebag.
Fucking hell that's horrible.
When you think about it... that means rape all the time with no way out and forever being bound to this evil douchebag.
Fucking hell that's horrible.
What makes it creepier is that (if I remember right), Adam and Eve only had two kids, Cain and Able. Cain killed Able, so according to the Bible, we're all the spawn of a quite literal mother fucking murderer.Nannernade said:
Can't get that moment out of your head, can you?White Lightning said:
Wouldn't it be a shame if something worse replaced it?
Why am I picturing that episode of Futurama with the Giant Amazonian Women? Also, if you reversed the genders, that would be far creepier and a lot more excruciating.OlasDAlmighty said:
Still incest and doesn't discredit the notion of parent/child fornication. The Old Testament is full of freaky shit, I'm sure this was one possible draft of it.DoPo said:
OP:
I think the fact that the world is run by only a tiny fraction of the total population and within that group you have Religious Extremists, self-righteous Idealists, War Mongers, distorted historical rivalries and just plain Power Mad Nutjobs, coupled with a weapon stockpile sufficient enough to eradicate life on earth several times over or turn the entire visible landmass of earth into a crater filled dust bowl, is far very unnerving.
Think about it, it's not just us, but billions of years of evolution that would be undone if such an event was to occur. All of it could cease to exist in 1 day. The power for complete planetary extinction really does exist and it's in the control of people who hate each other. It doesn't help that at this moment in time there is a major shift in power towards China and everyone and their mom seems to be worried about it, to the point of paranoia.
It's one thing if the universe in all it's power extinguishes us... but the very real fact that we have that power ourselves is just really unsettling.
Fortunately, if it doesn't happen within the next century, it will never happen. But if it does, I hope I'm already gone. The sheer grief that you would feel knowing that everything ever achieved by our tiny blue planet could be undone by us ungrateful upstarts would be unbearable.
IRL, I've always thought that saying "you will be mine" to a potential romantic interest was a bit creepy/possessive. But hey, apparently it's romantic or something, considering the number of songs that keep using it.
Rapunzel from Tangled had no toilet in her tower. [sub]Or any plumbing whatsoever, for that matter.[/sub]
Yeah,... think about that.
Yeah,... think about that.
I've never, in all my life heard a declaration like that in a romantic sense. 2 dude bros discussing their libidinal conquests maybe ("her ass will be mine"), but not something that would exchanged between 2 lovers.OhJohnNo said:
Yeah, if that was to happen there'd be warning flags and sirens firing off in my brain.
Aerial dumping. Sounds gross, but imagine the freedom of shitting out a tower.Casual Shinji said:
Also, in the Disneyverse, women don't excrete... full stop. In fact, I think any natural bodily functions other then breathing and the very rare instance of feeding, seem to be absent from Disney women.
Glad I'm not the only one. But like I said, all these damn romantic songs... Coldplay, the Beatles, even the fucking Foo Fighters at at least one point, and that's all off the top of my head. What's so wonderful and romantic about "making her my own"?Ragsnstitches said:
Is that classed as Child Abuse or paedophilia? I mean there's a fish cumming the he kids and the teacher kinda put them there...soren7550 said:
I'm pretty sure people don't have any of the usual bodily functions in the Disneyverse. Fuck, in most of the movieverse for that matter.Ragsnstitches said:
Movie people are weird.
Haha! I thought about that a couple of times. I just assume they were drunk when it happen. Put it this way, it can't be worse if it was reverse (his father was a giant and his mother was a human).OlasDAlmighty said:
WARNING: The following video may prevent you from sleeping tonight. Or ever again.
No questions. Just skip to about 3:24. Or watch the whole thing, it's pretty interesting stuff. My warning still stands, though.
No questions. Just skip to about 3:24. Or watch the whole thing, it's pretty interesting stuff. My warning still stands, though.
Yeah, but with other characters you could at least figure they have a bathroom somewhere in there house. You see practically every inch of Rapunzel's tower and there's not a toilet in sight, or even a bathtub. Maybe she does dump it out the window. Maybe that's what makes all those plants grow.Ragsnstitches said:
And how the heck is the grass outside her tower so short? Does Mother Gothel mow that entire field like every month or so? There I go overthinking things again.
Also, how the hell is Rapunzel able to swim?