Things that "Final Fantasy" has taught me:
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getting stabbed in the chest by a 7 foot sword is no excuse not to get really pissed and perform some shiny acrobatics, taking out the bad guy, who parried your every move without breaking a sweat, while you're at it. This ofcourse while you, and moreover your hair, are defying at least one law of physics at every moment. (FF7)
If you try hard enough, your intro can look like FF (look at me straight in the eyes and tell me "Sonic 2006"'s intro was completely different from FF)
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AND, you can confuse people about your gender if you try hard enough
also, every step taken induces a risk of suddenly being at exactly 5 meters from an enemy (even in a plain)
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AND, you can confuse people about your gender if you try hard enough
also, every step taken induces a risk of suddenly being at exactly 5 meters from an enemy (even in a plain)
FF7: Mummy's boys are actually demi-Gods.
FF8: Ignoring everyone just makes them like you more.
FF9: Interspecies erotica is perfectly fine.
FF10: Despite standing about 6 feet behind you, your friends and allies will refuse to help you, no matter how badly the three people actually fighting are getting beaten.
FF8: Ignoring everyone just makes them like you more.
FF9: Interspecies erotica is perfectly fine.
FF10: Despite standing about 6 feet behind you, your friends and allies will refuse to help you, no matter how badly the three people actually fighting are getting beaten.
Your friend can turn into a zombie, his flesh can rot forever, then you can turn him right back into a regular, perfectly normal human.
Magic training starts with different stages of elemental magics, but the strongest spells don't have any elemental affinity.
Crystals can be eaten to get new jobs.
You can quit any job whenever you want, start another job whenever you want, & resume any of your old jobs whenever you want.
If you hit &/or get hit enough, you suddenly burst with crazy energy. Probably survival instincts finally kicking in when you're facing some ultra-giant-deadly monster.
You mustn't confuse the terrible smell of cigarettes for a Malboro's Bad Breath.
Magic training starts with different stages of elemental magics, but the strongest spells don't have any elemental affinity.
Crystals can be eaten to get new jobs.
You can quit any job whenever you want, start another job whenever you want, & resume any of your old jobs whenever you want.
If you hit &/or get hit enough, you suddenly burst with crazy energy. Probably survival instincts finally kicking in when you're facing some ultra-giant-deadly monster.
You mustn't confuse the terrible smell of cigarettes for a Malboro's Bad Breath.
If you breed moles with bats you get a delightful creature that turns into a tent when you need to rest.
I've been holding my tongue oh so patiently for 8 pages, but I can't do it any more. I'm sorry. I have to say it: Phoenix Downs revive a KO, not a death. That's why Cloud doesn't just chuck one at Aeris.
In unrelated news, Final Fantasy has taught me how pedantic I really am.
Otherwise I'm no doubt simply reiterating what others have listed, when I say:
- Stuff you find on the floor is always good.
- Never trust a clown.
- You can walk into people's houses, take their things, and it's OK.
- Hair can defy the laws of physics.
- So can you.
- Don't laugh at the cute little green fella with the knife and lantern when you first meet him, because he will kill you.
- There is no man more sexy than Vincent Valentine.
- You can hold a conversation with someone entirely in ellipses...
In unrelated news, Final Fantasy has taught me how pedantic I really am.
Otherwise I'm no doubt simply reiterating what others have listed, when I say:
- Stuff you find on the floor is always good.
- Never trust a clown.
- You can walk into people's houses, take their things, and it's OK.
- Hair can defy the laws of physics.
- So can you.
- Don't laugh at the cute little green fella with the knife and lantern when you first meet him, because he will kill you.
- There is no man more sexy than Vincent Valentine.
- You can hold a conversation with someone entirely in ellipses...