Things that Hollywood have taught us.

[Deadlock Radium]

Err, yeah, it's what the title said: What things have Hollywood taught us?
Here's mine:

- When you're gonna pay the taxi driver, it is always unnecessary to get your wallet. Just get a random banknote (?) and it will always be the same amount of money that the taxi trip costs.

- Police Chiefs is always pissed at the stations number one detective and often threatens to fire him. When that happens, the detective single handedly solves the case.

So, what have you learned from Hollywood?

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Smoking is cool!

 

[JokerCrowe]

inverse ninja theory. The more ninjas, the weaker they are.

ALSO: when you have gone grocery shopping, always have a baugette sticking out of the bag. So people can see that there's food in it.

AND if you need to chase someone to an airport (to tell them you love them/want them back) there is always one taxidriver who knows a secret way that avoids all the traffic jams.

 

[Audio]

Hair and makeup is always Perfect when getting out of bed.

 

[Vhite]

People are good with computers only when they can type really fast.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

War looks like a doss and youll definately survive unscaved, as long as you do impossible things.
Your ex still loves you after they left you.
Walking to Mordor wont help you lose any weight coughsamcough.

 

[Jaranja]

Don't remake Japanese Horror movies.

 

[Gigaguy64]

The blond and funny die first in most horror films.

Pistols will have Unlimited ammo.

There is noise in space.

 

[Antitonic]

- All beds have "L" shaped sheets. A woman in bed will have this sheet pulled up to her armpits, while the man beside her will only have it to his waist.
- The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
- You are likely to survive any war or battle, unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
- All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
- Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

EDIT: Ninja'd, so here's a replacement:
- It is always possible to park directly outside a building you are visiting.

 

[Rakkana]

inverse ninja theory. The more ninjas, the weaker they are.

*cough cough* uncyclopedia *cough cough*

 

[ProfessorLayton]

You know that girl? Yeah, she digs you. Even if she hates you at first.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Remember, the Mayor/Commissioner/Superintendent will always be busting your ass.

There will also probably be the obligatory, "You know I don't like you Detective. You're a loose-cannon cop, livin' on the edge, who doesn't play by the rules, but damnit you get the job done."

 

[silver wolf009]

Sphratnel (spelling?) is conffete in disguise.

Concussive damage dosent exist.

 

[Sovvolf]

Guns don't recoil, can send people flying and the hero using them as entered the infinite bullets cheat... and God Mode.

 

[Zirat]

Every car will explode at the drop of a hat EVERY.SINGLE.ONE

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Everyone in the 18th and 19th century except for Napoleon talks in a british accent regardless of nationality.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Guns don't recoil, can send people flying and the hero using them as entered the infinite bullets cheat... and God Mode.

Unless your Clint Eastwood then you take to counting your bullets methodically as a way to scare bad guys into backing down.

 

[andreas3K]

A badass attitude and a pistol is a far more effective combo than years of combat training and an assault rifle.