Things that just piss you the F*** off

[Ekit]

Censorship, religious fanatics, people who don't turn of their cellphone at the cinema

 

[Shoqiyqa]

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[Marsell]

mothers over 40 who jump on some bandwagon on a subject they have no clue about, but still post novel legnth blogs like they took a college course on it while geting paid to do it.

Also no one comes to my puzzle thread

 

[Gezab]

People who are anti-gun and want all of them banned.

"proud" druggies who parade their stance and wear pot leaf T-shirts

Sonic fanboys

Furries

 

[Benj17]

well, actually clubbing baby seals pretty much does it for me...>.<

baby seals clubbing pisses me off, take up far too much room on the dance floor

 

[tidan_likida]

That would have to be a lot of things. For example, remakes and unnecessary sequels (Dawn of the Dead, Terminator 3 and 4, Indiana Jones 4). Ok, I'll admit, Indy 4 wasn't a bad movie, but there wasn't really any need for it. The movies were great as a trilogy. It's also annoying when people who claim to be "fans" of a series actually WANT remakes or sequels. I posted an article about Back to the Future 4, and how I hope it would never happen. It got a few comments saying they SHOULD make a 4th because the fans would love it. I'm a HUGE fan of the trilogy, in fact they're my all time favorite movies. I don't want to see it butchered like every classic movie that has an unnecessary sequel or remake.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Fat people
Sensitive people
Little kids
Religious Zealots
Anti-Gun Activists
Jehovas Witnesses/Door-to-Door Salesmen
Politics
Commercials
Advertisements
People who expect me to care
Hybrid/Prius drivers

Really, I could be hear for a while, so I'm just going to cut it short and say "everyone"

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Driving in NYC.
1. The turn signal is right next to your f****** hands!
2. Flashing your lights, sounding your horn or tailgating me is not going to make me break the speed limit for you. There is a reason I drive on the slow lane.
3. Headlights! What the hell is wrong with you people?
4. I'm not going to run over the people on the crosswalk so you can beat the light that just changed green. So quit sounding your horn. They got "right of way."
5. Just because you got the richest, fastest car on the street doesn't mean you can now drive on the wrong side of the street to save time.
6. TURN SIGNAL!

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Oh dear, do you really want to get me started on this?
I wouldn't actually club a baby seal a tad harsh. I could find someone to club though.

When your pokemon hits itself in confusion and dies...when it's your last pokemon.
No jobs.
Backstabbing two faced *insert various expletives here*
Having a laggy piece of crap for a laptop.
Having no money.
Oh and a crap town with nothing to do.

 

[ThePocketWeasel]

Driving in NYC.

I was in New York a couple of weeks ago on a college trip and I nearly got run over pretty much everytime I crossed the road.
One night we were walking back to the hotel and the lights were on red for the cars and they just kept on coming and beeped the horn at us like WTF YOU DOIN CROSSIN THE ROAD WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO!

 

[RaZor921]

Fanboys always manage to piss me off

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I'VE BEEN SINGLE FOR TOO DAMN LONG!

OT: when I am judged, or my leg hurts and I can't walk.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

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Ok, you forced me to ask: is this the sound of sex or the sound of a flat-tire?

 

[Vredesbyrd67]

The three types of people I just cannot fucking stand:

-incorrigible, ignorant people who have the power to actually influence things based on their own flawed fuckwit conceptions (Kim Jong Il, Michael Atkinson).

-people who create their own problems by being generally whiny, selfish, rude, unlikable twats, then act all pouty and sulk about how everyone in the world is against them, when they're the ones that pretended to have mono to get attention, even while going out on the weekends and playing frisbee and shit, then bitching about how nobody cared that they were "deathly ill." (Yes, I am using a real-life example)

-damaged, self-destructive, socially retarded, overly emotional people who say totally tactless things, get incredibly mad at people for things they didn't necessarily do, but seemed to have because they have a tendency to project their fears onto the neutral actions of the people around them, and, again, ***** and whine about how they're alone and struggling and the whole world's against them. (Once again...)

Basically I can't stand insecure people who consciously allow their bullshit insecurities to infect the lives of those around them. I hate it even more when they act self-righteous about it, as if the world owes it to them to tolerate them. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's a few of you reading this who fall under one of these categories, so allow me to play the witch doctor and give you your prescribed dosage of reality:

EVERYONE has had a shitty, difficult life. EVERYONE has fucked-up relationships with their parents. If you don't, great; you're one of a fortunate minority. EVERYONE has had assholes with power tear them down for no good reason at all. THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO INTENTIONALLY ACT LIKE A TWAT TO OTHER PEOPLE. Life is, and has always been, about struggle and sacrifice. Part of that sacrifice is dealing with other people, because let's face it: people suck. They're petty, selfish, fearful, ignorant bastards (bastard coated bastards with bastard filling, as Dr. Cox once put it). People are a pain in the ass to live with, especially as many people as exist in the world today. While they're not all complete bastards, everyone has a quality or two about them that makes them unlikable and/or hard to get along with. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.

My point is that if you make no effort at all to make it easier for those around you to co-exist with you, then you are destined to be hated. That's all there is to it. We are social animals, and we need to cooperate to survive. Nobody gives a shit what happened to you in your past, so stop trying to score sympathy by telling everyone you meet a somber rendition of your "tragic" life story. Odds are, if you have the time and resources to spend time on this forum, there's roughly 3 billion people who probably have it way worse. You ever seen your pregnant mother get a machete to the stomach, just because she belongs to a social class that your government doesn't like? Probably not.

 

[Caligulove]

I really hate dishes being left out all over...

 

[PixieFace]

-Miley Cyrus.
-Nicholas Sparks. Him and his stupid face and his stupid books and stupid interviews. Grumble grumble.
-When I'm sick of all my music so I turn on the radio in my car, and all my preset stations are playing commercials. >:|
-Psyduck and his fucking Confusion. Fuck you.
-'Jersey Shore' and basically every reality show ever.
-Unruly and spoiled children, no matter the age. I guess this goes hand in hand with the reality shows.
-Small, yappy dogs. Ugh. I like dogs that are big and strong, not... wimpy and babyish.

 

[Azaradel]

Extreme animal rights activists make me want to go out and club a baby seal to death with another baby seal.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Driving in NYC.

I was in New York a couple of weeks ago on a college trip and I nearly got run over pretty much everytime I crossed the road.
One night we were walking back to the hotel and the lights were on red for the cars and they just kept on coming and beeped the horn at us like WTF YOU DOIN CROSSIN THE ROAD WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO!

I have seen a couple almost get run over because the idiot behind me couldn't wait a few seconds and tried to drive around me. I have driven in other parts of the country and have realized the new york and new jersey drivers are the worst lot.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

- Sickness, injury, or anything that stops me from MMA training.
- People who view you as an antisocial shut-in because you don't get drunk and party every chance you get, regardless of any other hobbies you might have that involve going outside and interacting with other people
- Failing/doing a shitty job/making blaringly stupid mistakes at something I should be good at