-People that like Chuck Norris
-Lobsters (a crab's arch-nemesis)
-People who catch and/or eat crabs
-Metalica, Queens of the stoneage and Disturbed
-people that don't acknoledge the awesomeness of Ninja, Pirates, Vikings, Robots, Samuarai, crabs or any hybrids of said things.
-Stick Insects (die you heathens!)
-Dances
-The shit that passes for "music" these days.
-Over-righteous Halo 3 fanboys
-Over-righteous Half-life 2 fanboys
-Over-righteous Resistance: Fall of man fanboys
-Over-righteous Gears of War fanboys
-People that like Lara Croft
-Every Anime series (excepting the cartoon god that is pokemon)
-Digimon (who the hell do they think they are?)
-Pokemon cards
-Digimon cards
-Yugioh (gets it's own part on the list seperate from the other anime stuff because it is that annoying)
-Yugioh cards.
-Over-righteous Console fanboys
-Sony and Nintendo, 360 is like way better (irony implied, but I refuse to use smileys)
-smileys
-frowneys
-Religion in general
-MTV
-Half-ranty lists.
-You
-Me
-Us
-Everything