Things that must be invented

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Deadlock Radium

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TELEPORTS! I WANT THEM TO BE INVENTED NOW!
And...TELEPORTS!

zehydra said:
Armored Prayer said:
Flying cars.

Its 2010, were the hell are all the flying cars scientist promised?
They exist. Google it.
I think he meant flying cars for everyone, and didn't cost a gazillion [Insert your currency here].
 

Serioli

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Skillsofts & wires and Simsense (probably a generic Cyberpunk thing but I know it from Shadowrun)

Programmable nanobots.

Ramirez Nanobots! Breakdown pollutants in that area. Nanobots! Kill those viral cells. Nanobots! Breakdown every instance of protein in that country attacking us.
 

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this thread been done before so I'll say it again:
1) wireless blowjob dispenser
2) Knife wrench (for kids!)
3) The Matrix

in that order!
 

Voodoomancer

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Hubilub said:
A machine that invents things.
/thread?

In all seriousness, if anyone creates a self-improving AI, that's singularity [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity] and all our promplems are solved, yay!

(unless it becomes skynet. Then we're f*****)
 

MadeinHell

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All the stuff they said we will develop in 2010 when they were thinking about it back in the 60's.
Damn this generation is SUCH A DISAPOINTEMENT (lights another cigarette)

Also someone should TOTALLY invent Hal (from space odyssey). I know he would probably kill me but talking to him would be so cool!

PS. Totally forgot about plasma shovels! Imagine! Digging a hole was never so easy with your own plasma shovel! And if your country gets attacked you will also be able to use it as a plasma pike!
All that scientists would have to invent after that would be mitichlorians and the universe would be safe!

PS2.
kurupt87 said:
An instant anti-hangover (or anti-comedown I suppose) drug that has no bad side effects. Curse you sci fi books for teasing me with this dream!
It actually already exists :). Synthetic alcohol that has the same effects as the regular one but you only need to take a pill (specially designed) and after 5 to 15 minutes you are sober and "hangover free". It is currently in testing (as far as I know) and should be commercially available at the beginning of 2011.
ISN'T THAT AWESOME!? Science is so cool!
 

MadeinHell

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Icy Lemon said:
A dream recorder.

Imagine a DVD collection of your own dreams...


Seriously, how awesome would that be?
That would not be a very good idea. The porn industry would just burn down in an instance. And the movie industry... oh god.
 

ottenni

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A multi purpose hat. I don't care what the other purposes are, i just want one.
 

Denamic

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A fully synthetic, renewable cybernetic human brain and a way to transfer your mind and memories to it.
Digital immortality ftw.

Either that, or a practical means of teleportation.
 

ben---neb

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A 100% successful penis enlarger? If someone invented one of those they would make millions trillions.

On a more serious note: nah, the above still stands.
 

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TheYellowCellPhone said:
A fully automatic sniper rifle. As far as I know, it's never been invented.
There has been, the Russian VSS vintorez is a select fire sniper rifle, silenced too. And though not a sniper rifle, a soldier in Vietnam had the previous record for the longest sniper kill using a m2 browning 50 cal machine gun and a special scope he attached to it. so its kinda like a full auto sniper rifle... a bit impracticable.

OT:I wish they invented a truck engine that got 50+ miles to the gallon that isn't a diesel, or someone install a diesel engine in my truck... :(