things that need to go on t-shirts.

[TheBluesader]

The first one was so good and unexpected I actually laughed out loud I can imagine the people looking at it in the street with their heads to one side going "Hmm?" like Scooby-Doo when something goes way over his head.

That's a good idea. Just a picture of Scooby-Doo's head, with the words "YOU DON'T GET IT." Personally I think that show was one of the dumbest, most pointless things ever on television, but it would be fun to mess with people, making them think there was something more they were too stupid to pick up.

"Cliche"

That's along the lines of one I came up with a long time ago: "This is a meta-shirt. Laugh."

I'd make one that said "I'm exalted with your mom"

I don't get it. But it is awesome.

 

[Mostly Harmless]

"STOP LOOKING AT MY SHIRT!"

"This is my shirt" with R crossed out

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

"Hey Look! I'm Hip!"

 

[Skizle]

"my finger can't reach the orange button"
"I logged off, ya I know its amazing"

 

[Nexus424]

I saw this great shirt that says

"Your Mom Rated E for Everyone"

However I need there to be a shirt the says

"I shaved my balls for this!"

 

[Flying-Emu]

Picture of a Goliath (as in the ancient mythical construct), but robotized, and underneath it reads the words;

GOLIATH ONLINE

Also;

NOT FIRE[small]ball[/small] PROOF

 

[caster272]

front: "IN GOD WE TRUST"
back: "Everyone else, keep your hand were I can see them!"

im not sure where but somehow a gun needs to be included in that shirt

 

[reaper_2k9]

The first one was so good and unexpected I actually laughed out loud I can imagine the people looking at it in the street with their heads to one side going "Hmm?" like Scooby-Doo when something goes way over his head.

That's a good idea. Just a picture of Scooby-Doo's head, with the words "YOU DON'T GET IT." Personally I think that show was one of the dumbest, most pointless things ever on television, but it would be fun to mess with people, making them think there was something more they were too stupid to pick up.

"Cliche"

That's along the lines of one I came up with a long time ago: "This is a meta-shirt. Laugh."

I'd make one that said "I'm exalted with your mom"

I don't get it. But it is awesome.

thank you its a wow thing regarding rep the shirt would actually say "I'm exalted with your mom and it took a lot of grinding to get her there."

 

[TheBluesader]

thank you its a wow thing regarding rep the short would actually say "I'm exalted with your mom and it took a lot of grinding to get her there."

As much as I think WoW is the second coming of Satan, I do know enough about it and other MMOs to get the joke. Nice.

 

[reaper_2k9]

thank you its a wow thing regarding rep the shirt would actually say "I'm exalted with your mom and it took a lot of grinding to get her there."

As much as I think WoW is the second coming of Satan, I do know enough about it and other MMOs to get the joke. Nice.

Thank you good sir, thank you..

 

[bmf185]

"Hipsters. Why did it have to be hipsters?"

Get it?

I recently bought a shirt that says "DON'T HASSLE ME I'M LOCAL" in big letters on the front. The other night I was being hassled by a doorman at a concert. I showed him my shirt and he laughed and let me in--it's already paying for itself.

I've never even played WoW, but I know about it and the "I'm exalted with your mom" idea is awesome.

 

[Death916]

picture of a gun with tits on fire

 

[Raven's Nest]

I'd buy a t-shirt that said on the front...

"Now that I have your attention, please take a moment to enjoy reading this whilst I check you out, thus giving me enough time to consider talking to you or not..."

On the back it will simply say "Eww"

 

[mattttherman3]

"This shirt hides more than my stretch marks."

 

[superbleeder12]

something with some text on it that reads

$ cd
$ tar zxvf pants.tar.gz
$ cd pants
$ ./configure
$ make
$ make babies

if you don't understand that, then you aren't a linux fan.

cd without arguments takes you to your home directory.
tar unzips files (filename pants
then the last 3 commands are used to compile the application babies.

lets go home, unzip our pants, and compile some babies.

 

[josh797]

i want one without a snide comment. can i get that?

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Two areas on the shirt saying Rip here to expose sexy body.

The old: I'd fuck me.

I love you, you love me, let's go and kill a zombie, with an m16 and a chainsaw, we go to apocalyptic war. (best I could come up with, feel free to make better)

A big picture of a six pack with "Break open in case of emergency".

 

[Singularly Datarific]

One that shows a Car upside down over the Grand Canyon whilst on fire, with a caption saying:
"Best Weekend Ever"

 

[Acaroid]

I have a shirt that says "I poke badgers with spoons" it was so freakn random it is awsome XD

A silly one like
yes im wearing a shirt with words on it


no you cant read it